How does one obtains more confidence to talk to people? I'm tired of being that guy that just keps to himself and everyone ignores, I want to have friends for once.
Get a job where you have to constantly interact with people
You have to force yourself, basically. Get a job that requires you to talk to people or get into a course where you talk and stuff like that. With experice you'll gain some confidence. I went throught that shit myself.
Well I can assure you getting a social job and lifting weights does not work
I suggest drugs
Losing you hair? shave your head they said..I didn't know I'd look like george zimmerman. Plus there's hair growing in the bald spot that inspired me to shave it..what?
>>28721981
You look fine, you dumb faggot.
>>28721981
>Plus there's hair growing in the bald spot that inspired me to shave it..what?
You've evolved my friend. You're the future.
you look fine.
you also dont even look bald.
i have a penis situation and i hope anyone here has expiriance with it
yesterday i decided to have a fap marathon for the weekend because my roommate was away for the weekend.
So yesterday i edged for about 6 hours.
Today i was getting hungry 7 hours in, so i decided to get something to eat, when i returned at my computer i looked at my flaccid dick and saw it was completely swollen.
And it has about 50% if not more girth then normally flacid.
Has anyone ever edged this long and had the same expiriance? Does the girth stay? Not sure to be happy with the extra...
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I had an ex that jerked me off for a while and my dick was swollen like that for a few hours
Went down so meh
>>28721883
It's normal. Will go down in 24hours max
>>28721883
Same thing happened to me once. It may take a while but it'll go back to being normal, don't worry.
>be cashier
>get qt female customer
>judging by her items she's making a pumpkin pie
>pass the ingredients through until I get to the can of pumkin
>can of fucking pumpkin
>dumb bitch can't even get a natural pumpkin to make fresh pumpkin filling
>some poor cuck is going to eat some lazy half assed pie made by this girl and he's going to feel...
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>becoming this autistic over food someone bought
typical wageslave
>>28721877
>eating processed pie
I bet you would be satisfied eating McDonald's for a family dinner
>OP somehow knows that bitch's going to make a pumpkin pie, before he gets to scanning the actual filling of the pie
Nice loophole in the story you just made up.
Can we talk about how bad this place is? as soon as one of us makes it out and finds someone they have to leave, preventing any help to those who may need it most. its really self destructive. The more you go on here the worse its gonna get, if you are or were on the fringe of being a "normie" there may be hope for you yet.
i think maybe you should take a week off this site to see if it helps. its not like you dont have to rest of your life to browse it if it doesnt work.
But why? Are many things said here not true?
>>28721841
just because it is true does not mean it is good to always hear it. there is a reason that you dont see many group therapy sessions for depression and its because the group perpetuates their own depression
True robots want to wallow in self-pity/sorrow not wanting improvement. We have found solace and comfort in it sine it is always there and guaranteed. So you can kindly piss off good sir.
Is college better than high school?
I'm going to college after summer and I'm wondering if your experience with college was better than high school.
Also, what did you study and at what school?
>HS
Loner, no friends, even bullied, people didn't think much of me and assumed I was bottom of class
>College
VP of student gov, laid by secretary of student gov, gave graduating class speech, 3.7 GPA, various academic honors and awards, known throughout university, even after graduating, featured on college ads, studied political science, ended up working in law and graduating with two other job offers
College was infinitely better. Now:
>25, working in law,...
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high school:
>thought about killing myself
college:
>actually tried to kill myself
it didn't work
>>28721895
I great to see you made the most out of college. Like op, I start after summer and I only hope it'll be as fulfilling. Really liked going to high school too, though. Sad that it's over. It was a friendly environment with no stupid teen shit like bullying and fights. Not American so its probably not comparable to schools you went to but w/e
i see a therapist for the first time in years tomorrow.
i am probably going to end up expressing my hatred for normalfags and how i want them all to die.
how do you think she will react?
>she
why are you paying sluts that dont give a fuck about you
>>28721806
>she
You're fucked.
>>28721830
>>28721833
I don't have a choice. It's public healthcare because I'm poor.
>why are you paying
Not paying, and I have to do this to keep seeing my psychiatrist.
Is there anything more pathetic than drawing hentai porn for a living?
consuming it
Being jobless.
Not that I fight either of those particularly pathetic.
you create nothing anon. you are a parasite
Hello
Long time no see
>>28721712
we didn't miss you
bye
>>28722071
You are not supposed to give the psycho attention. You know what to do. Let him battle it out with the mods.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28712609/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28708449/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28703553/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28702136/
>>28722117
you've just ruined the thread with your reply you fucking faggot... it'd've been perfect if it got archived without any other replies
fuck you
Even if I somehow miraculously ended up in a relationship, I don't think I can even handle one. They seem tough and it's hard to keep a woman interested?
What do you guys think?
a relationship needs mature adults to work
no one here is an adult
we're all stuck in our teenage years
especially neets
It's not only hard to get a gf, it's harder to keep one. Like you said, you have to entertain them 24/7
>>28721684
I was in a relationship once. Pretty much I went 3 days without talking to her and she fucked her roommate because my depression shouldn't be "more important" than her.
Actually I shouldn't even be depressed because she's so great to be around it should be impossible.
I dont know why people are against Trump. Hrs getting rid of the pests thats infiltrating the US
He'll start a war that the US won't be able to survive
>>28721692
Thanks for the laugh eurocuck
Are europeans even human?
my one friend, (who is way cooler than me )
invited me to a concert. i have slight social anxiety and such a thing is not reallly my cup of tea. How do i survive it?
its a fucking rap/R&B/Hiphop concert as well.
i dont even like that music, however in a hopeful moment of imagining not being a robot i accepted, and now ive got to go in 2 hours.
how do i not act like a dork in front of my friend? i tend to autisticly follow him around. what behaviour will let me live inbetween the normies?\
TL:DR
going to concert, am a robot, how do i get through it?
>>28721591
Being on your phone a little bit is fine at a concert in my opinion, unless it's standing space. The band is there to entertain you. So, if you're not entertained don't bother paying attention.
Concert venues can sometimes be fun to walk around and see what's up. That gives you something to do if you feel lost. If you end up talking to some other folk try to engage in at least a little of the conversation.
Remember that your friend invited you because he wanted you to come.
>>28721591
I go to metal gigs all the time, by myself. Unless you have tits and a vagina, no one cares about you. Those people with vaginas don't care about you, obviously. For all practical purposes you're invisible.
>>28721762
i really like the guy, but what do i do if everyone starts behaving like monkeys, like hiphop people do?
my friend obviously doesnt want a mentorbaby at the concert.
>>28721788
im not alone, and metal music is actually good imo. if i could just stay home i would desu
Who else here /doesn'tdoshit/?
I spend all of my time browsing the internet aimlessly, or playing a game that I already know how to play for 15-30 minutes at a time then quitting. I leave my house once per week tops and have been a NEET for 6 years. My motivation to break my usual habits of doing nothing productive isn't there, I think it's impossible to change at this point. Occasionally I'll watch a film or show, but it's hard to even stay concentrated on that. The temptation of just aimlessly browsing is always there and it often wins out....
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congratulations, you are just a short step from suicide
do the world a favour mate. good luck!
>>28721605
it seems like I'm just going to let myself waste away instead.
If you're young enough, join the Marines to be remade into a man.
You're not a man; you're a web browser.
Whats your plans for tonight anons?
>Invited to friends 21st
>Free beer and cider
>Bouncy castle and drunken ds3
>Free pizza from domminos
>Full of normies having a good time and ive been invited
>This has to be a prank for the normies to rip on me
>>28721491
My hgf's kom is cooking dinner and cheesecake
>friends 21st
>bouncy castle
your friend special needs or something?
>>28721533
It will be filled with girls rubbing on each other and giggling.
>talk to robots
>give them boring unhelpful advice to improve their life
>be really hostile when they don't take it
>act like I've got my shit together so I know what I'm talking about
>they say something like, "No, you're right. Thanks, I needed that."
>mfw in reality I'm just as pathetic as they are
>mfw their life is probably...
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>>28721448
ive been on 4chan for about 12-13 years now and on /r9k/ since the original board creation. ive went from autistic loser to a 'normie' or 'chad' and ive tried to give helpful advice but no one ever wants to follow through with it and it seems like people on here just want to suffer and make excuses for it
so now i just come here for cheap laughs
>>28721504
>people on here just want to suffer
Working very hard for things that Chad gets easily is suffering. Worse than that actually.
>>28721504
>became Chad
fuck off