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Tell me
Im 5'0 inch when erect, 20yr old fag
I thought puberty was suppose make it grow
>>28719531
5.5" is average
girth is more important than length
women don't actually care that much
being bad or good at fucking is independent of your dick size
don't worry about it anon
>>28719563
>mine is shorter
>i don't have that either
>i've seen some looks of disappointment and had some alarmingly quick breakups that beg to differ
>k
>>28719563
T-thanks for words anon
why do long socks make a girl 1000 times more hot?
also does anyone know the source of this?
>>28719398
>tfw gf wears long socksand her butt is WAY WAY WAY nicer than the one pictured, lower back and spine are on point too
if she's completely nude then she's just some naked ape. the clothes are what separate us from the animals. socks are good because they don't obscure the good stuff, but still cover enough to signal humanity/civilization
>>28719446
What is this feel like?
WHEN l DIE PUT THAT BOTTLE lN MY HAND
the king of edgy faggots
>>28719409
GG was legit mental though.
>>28719643
really?... but he had friends and fucked girls.
Trips decides which Pepe Imay or may notget tattooed on my body.
original pepe number 00000000001
inspirational pepe
Comfy Cookie Pepe
Thoughts /r9k/, should I go for it?
>>28719197
>all those emojis
>talking to 3dpd
Fucking disgusting
thas a lot of emojis
>>28719197
You blew it mate.
Self deprecating doesn't work. You were keeping her interest slightly and keeping it light then you made it heavy so she got slightly awkward
>live in small town
>have to go to the city today with my Dad
>hot girls everywhere, beautiful people everywhere, happy people socializing everywhere
I don't know how you city people do it. As if the self loathing wasn't enough, now my sex drive, which I'd spent years carefully destroying, is crawling back.
I fucking hate the city.
This is my experience with college, only because I'm not attracted to real women that wasn't an issue. It's painful seeing other people able to be intimate with one another, when no matter how hard you try you can't make a single friend. This isn't even touching upon anxiety of being around other people.
I've seriously thought about killing myself before I have to go back for my second year of college. It's nigh unbearable.
>>28719140
I feel the same. In a city I can't even go to a grocery store without bumping into hot girls that make me feel worthless and unhappy.
>>28719140
>>28719193
your standards are low
How do I fix my dead eyes?
IIII
AM A MAN
OF CONSTANT SORRRROOOW
Scoop em out and get some eyepatches
>>28719124
Just open them more, faggot, you're not even trying to keep them open
ITT: we post our waifus.
this one is mine, her name is lain.
there are many like her but this one is mine and I love her.
how about you /r9k/? who is your waifu?
Kikuchi Makoto, pic related is our wedding day.
>>28719100
>Kikuchi Makoto
Anon I don't want to be the to tell you this but it seems like I must.
Kikuchi is a boy.
>>28719128
>she's a boy
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
>>28719051
Ohayou everyone. I just woke up and now it's time for parliament.
Superior picture coming through.
Ohayou everywan! Is everywan having a good day so far?
>Hasslehoff's kids don't work and just mooch off of him
You'd think he'd be able to afford to buy them a treadmill.
>>28719032
Yeah but they're women so no one cares
>ywn be a rich neet
>orbit stacy for 3 months
>tell her she owes me sex
>get laughed at and she never talks to me again
WHY WONT THIS GIRL OUT OF MY LEAGUE HAVE SEX WITH ME
>>28718987
yawn is this really the best you got
whoa my sides are totally out of galaxy with this funny witty and clever and poignant post that really had made me open my eyes and see the world of robotom for what it is and how dysfunction and inane it is with its completely and clearly truthful assumptions based on conceived notions on what people on this site perceive and how they go about their lives all presented in a compact 6 lines of text, intelligent and narcissistic humor, and hilarious yet moving and appropriate image
>>28718997
>>28719196
SHUT UP FUCKING NORMALFAGS
>Anon! Chinese Keith doesn't want to play willy wars with me anymore!
>He said his bum is too sore and loose from losing to me at willy wars :(
>Do you want to play with me? you can you my bum even if you lose! :)
>Also is it ok if my sister vicky watches, she likes to watch willy wars and rub her fanny.
>I know fannies are yucky but mum told me to stop being mean to her
wiwwy wars
>>28718980
>tfw will never play willy wars with everyone
>tfw will never make a smaller cock cum all over mine
>tfw will never rustle his head and make him clean up the mess he made then cuddle with him
why does that shit have to look so delicious
I want a life of no sin, why even a simple thing as that have to be a huge weary burden on my back
I think "culture shock" has pretty deep lyrics if you're able to comprehend them
So softly the supergod dies
Culture shock, future shock
Fuck yourself, choke yourself
Useless information occupies every open space inside your skull
You know what's going on every day, every night
Everywhere, swear you're so international
Upside down cross on the Jumbotron
Wait up, hold on
Blowing anthrax off my palms
Say what, you're wrong
Switch stance, face plant
Napalm fire starters
Flatlander, plug puller
Nose dive turbulence chartered
You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation moves too slow
You're the media's creation, yeah, your free will has been taken and you don't know
Never seen without one hundred
She's a satanic priestess
Anarchy on ice freak flag flying faceless elitist
Crow on the down low end
Reppin' Orion's belt
Atlantis ancient vagina
Getting dusty on the shelf
Enter the pigs don't get it
No hands I'm shattering jaws
Double nickles on the dime
Fuck glam can lick my balls
Whatchya gonna be when you're grown, young blood?
Gonna be a helpless drone
Won't ever have to think
No, your head'll be linked directly to your cell phone
The virus is alive, I can see it in your eyes
The infection is full blown
Qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu
Career killer, double decker packed with suicidal brides
Four-armed fury in a filthy dream about splitting your bitches' thighs
Enters through unknowing eyes
Touch the keys; it's in your mind
Can't delete it and soon you'll find
How bad you need it all the time
Shiva slashin' through your flat screen
Is nowhere for you to hide
Strangled by anaconda thumbs to the soundtrack of world genocide
My thoughts tie knots in silver spoons
Vampire on the rise
Punk a chump with a cunt for brains platoon
In the zone and on the grind
Dead matter disposer from the mountains without peaks
Catch and release
Time released horse capsule swallowed to wake the savage beast
Qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu
Keep up or get left behind
Gotta get them outta here now
Infected, act so weird, how'd you get it?
You're pathetic
Qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu-qu Quarantine the virus
God law
(You need to vibrate higher so you can capture the opening of the portal that connects this earth of 3D to one earth of 4D or 5D. Going to the-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnsI67bHpmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAWggMTA9ZU
Richter had a hard life.
Patient Satellite by Sean Spillane, a song about being a fucking orbiter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfo8oolg8k
You make me act like such a fool
Yeah you make me bend the rules
And I'm beginning to think that
you really don't suit me at all
Girl you keep me out of sight
Of involvements Satellite
And it really depends
coming out with your friends
if I'm one of those you invite
It's alright
Cause if I'm cool
you will see the light
And if I'm true
You will see that I'm right
You will see that I'm right...
Well I saw you out last night
You and your boyfriend had a fight
To take your running to me
cause it's easy to see
that he doesn't treat you right
And I might...
Cause if I'm cool
You will see the light
And if I'm true
You will see that I'm right
You will see that I'm right
You will see that I'm right
And you will be alright...
Cause if I'm cool
You will see the light
And if I'm true
You will see that I'm right
You will see that I'm right
You will see that I'm right
And you will be alright...
You can have a loyal and qt MENA wife...
But only if you convert to Islam. What do?
>>28718851
booze and pork are better than pussy.
>>28718851
I could just fuck dogs and horses if I wanted sub human pussy without having to change anything.
Islam fulfills my one dream and goal of having at least one qt slave so yes
>was uber robot
>didnt leave home for years
>started going out at 16
>got laid a few times
>fucked 10 girls, average 2 per year, not chad but not robot
>get fat
>stop having sex
>nearly 2 years now
>lost some weight, not enough
its a rollercoaster sorta feel.mp4
>>28718831
fuck off, child
just go back wherever you came from until you learn to speak in a way that isn't fucking retarded
>>28718919
can you do me a favour here
can you go and suck your dads dick?
>>28718831
Fuck off normie faggot
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