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>be me
>look for new car
>find good offer
>takes 2 weeks to get an appointment to drive it
>ask whether it's previously been in an accident
>no
>today is the day
>only sleep 4 hours due to excitement
>drive 180 km (about 110 miles for you amerifats) to see the car
>drive the car, get stuck in traffic for 25 minutes of my 1 hour drive
>get back, see minor things about the car that are supposed to be fixed afterwards
>go into the office to talk about the deal
>sit there, ready to invest EUR 60k
>mfw he tells me it's been in an accident before
>drove 360 km (180 back and forth) and barely slept for nothing
so there I am, having to look for another car.
how are you guys doing?
why would you pay 60k euros for a car you fookin boob
>>28717705
because I use it every day and enjoy it, and I also have the money
>>28717657
What kind of car m8? Do they not have something like Carfax in Europe?
Fake nigga lie to a real nigga.
That's just some shit that you don't do.
I'mma stay real for my real niggas
That's just some shit that I'm gon do.
Robots help,
a girl just asked me if I want to go out with her.
I'm terrified, I said yes but I don't know what I should do.
>>28717640
Fugg her in da bussy
Hide in your room and play video games until it goes away
>>28717640
saying yes was a big mistake. You are fucked. You are going to get used and then she will dump you for a chad that wants her
I need a picture for my resume and probably for my facebook (haven't changed it in years) but I live alone and don't have many friends. Would it be cringy if I asked an acquaintance who's into photography (and by that I mean she has an instragram without any selfies) to take pictures of me?
ps I don't have a good camera myself
(I know I shouldn't bump on r9k but I'd like an answer please)
That's perfectly acceptable, but... meh could be awkward
You could try straight up telling her you need it for a resume and and you want to make it a good pic.
how big of a nigger were you in highschool?
>tfw skipped class to smoke weed
>tfw called in sick multiple times
>tfw d's in every class: ended with a 2.5 gpa
>never talked to anyone because fuck talking to anyone
>showed up to school high as shit, suspended
>started smoking age 16
>was that kid who before school would smoke out my car
>ditched class early so i didnt have to deal with traffic
>got arrested for trying to outspeed cops
>totoled my car and fled the scene
>had a job washing dishes and spent the entire time flirting up the cashier women instead
>got fired after telling boss to go fuck himself when he lectured me about flirting and sexual harrasment
>multiple book fines for tearing pages out to roll up for cigerettes and weed
>stole shit tons of dvds from library
>slept in class all day
>got in a fist fight with a couple of guys after class and got charged with assult
>>28717587
I don't understand how people can be this degenerate. Anyone care to explain?
>>28717630
I cant believe people like you can be such normalfags.
Literally fuck off back to your containment board.
>>28717587
>Found 4chan at age 15
>got into weed
>average grades
>got into hard drugs
>started to get kind of trainspotting-ish so we all stopped
was pretty patrician though desu probably because of 4chan in my formative years
I have nothing to live for. I have no hope in my future and have realized that it will never get better, yet I don't care. I fear death less and less each day. Any other robots know this feel?
It's quite good desu.
oh dont worry youre probably so mentally fucked that youve got a massive dose of "reality feelings" ahead of you where youll once again want to absolutely end your own life but be too pussy to do so
have fun with that you smug piece of shit
>>28717571
And so what if I do? If I get to the point of suicide then its over anyway.
>>28717524
I haven't been afraid of death for a long time. The problem is, I'm afraid of life.
![stock-photo-group-of-multi-ethnic-business-people-looking-at-you-at-a-meeting-71959510[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BFs4v1s.jpg "stock-photo-group-of-multi-ethnic-business-people-looking-at-you-at-a-meeting-71959510[1]")
My parents have company downstairs and I'm really hungry. Haven't eaten all day but I don't want to go into the kitchen and encounter people.
What do?
Eat your own cum
>>28717503
You've learned a valuable robot lesson today faggot.
Always keep snacks in the cave.
I even heat up canned foods on my space heater or with candles.
>>28717503
order some pizza online. give instructions to let themselves in and find your bedroom door to knock on
Girl im FB friends with posted this pic. I dont know hjer but shes really cute. Whats somethjing witty I can msg her?
please help im socialyl retarded.
she's tarded brah
>>28717476
Just message her. Prove that you are her prince or kill yourself trying.
Everyone sent her a message already. She's already got 10 actual Chads telling her "lets smash" and 100 more betas going "now... uh... I could be your prince charming..."
>fed up with tfw no gf
>make OKC account
>get the balls to upload a pic yesterday
>first like is from a fat black woman
Beggars can't be choosers anon.
Bloxxxxx
>>28717467
>don't do it, you never want to fug a gorilla.
>>28717467
That's your solution, an OKC account?
I was raped as a child by both my sister and my brother.
I've been trying to come to terms with it seriously for the past few months.
Should I just kill myself since I've become so romantically inept that there's no chance of a gf?
>>28717456
At least sue them. Make some dosh.
>>28717456
Raped? What the fuck? Your siblings can't rape you. It's called love? Didn't you enjoy it? Don't you enjoy affection? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>28717456
Yeah sure go kill yourself, become the meme you were meant to be.
>tfw no gf
Memes aside though, watch some movies, go talk to a psychiatrist or whatever they're called and if you still believe that you're dead romantically then get over the fact that some of us die alone. By some I mean like %75 percent of this website.
Omegle thread, last one's dying.
No need for tons of tags, r9k is sufficient.
No niggers.
Go back to /soc/ you cancerous faggot.
>>28717668
Soc is full of penises, why would I go there unless I'm gay or bi? (or a sluttard roastie I guess)
god bless the omegle threads
Post how you know a robot is using mobile.
>he types "normans" instead of Normies
> his rant contains duck and ducking
But duck is a Chris Chan meme and normans is intentional. My phone dictionary has normies but I write normans anyway.
>>28717445
Norman's turned into an ironic meme? Shit this board moves fast. As far as I know normans is iOS autocorrecting normie/s.
>>28717427
You got a problem douchebag?
Anyone have bad posture here? I think mines fucked and I don't know how to fix it
>>28717362
you have to just exercise
>>28717362
You have lordosis, dangies
Look up "hip flexor stretches" on google
what wrong wtih your posture?
How do you even go to the gym as a robot ? Going in a room full of muscular men while knowing nothing about lifting terrifies me
Save up some GBP
Gym is the only place I feel comfortable
When I started I went to a 24 hour gym and would go late at night, fewer people typically there.
> 22
> Live with depressed, alcoholic mom
> Pay for the groceries + cable/TV bill
> Unable to support myself financially because the cable/TV is so expensive
> Mom throws tantrums whenever I explain to her that we don't need a home phone, and that she could use streaming apps on our TV to watch her favorite shows
> Literally screams at me saying "It's not the same anon! It's NOT. THE. SAME!"
> Can't cut off the services or else she'll sink further into depression and kill herself
What the fuck do I even do? -_-
Don't let her guilt you into this. Get her help or leave, you are just enabling her.
I'm not trying to be edgy and I know its probably not that simple but I dont think you should let your mom ruin your life.
Do you want to be taking care of her forever?
>>28717202
Let her kill herself
>>28717202
you need to get her committed if no phone would send her into a suicidal state
or its causing you a lower quality of life
