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What can I do to feel more like a manly man? I'm talking about body and mental changes
Pic related
>>28721379
Regular exercise helps.
Take up some hobbies that involve extensive use of your hands.
Mental changes will come in time.
Funny you ask. Some anon posted this earlier in some other thread:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG-iLY7Hlmo
Really really good information that cracks it.
Grow a beard, buy some flannels, and pretend to be a lumberjack because the b ideal of masculinity is unobtainable and the pursuing such only leeds frustration, so you settle with a butchered ideal b of the past
>tfw people only talk to you when they want something from you
Literally nothing wrong with that.
At least you have something people want.
>>28721319
You keep telling yourself that, coward.
>>28721284
people are selfihs
Yeah boy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLU6hfCM8ZOLCDg5bqUGpSmQ¶ms=OAFIAVgQ&v=4ZL4cavJPqc&mode=NORMAL
>>28721280
Elliot was the most sexually attractive man in the world.
>>28721324
That's not meoriginalfuck
>>28721347
Yeah, I know. You're ugly as shit.
>tfw graduation in 2 days
I won't get through it help me robots I can't
People will look at me
>>28721218
Just remember, life gets worse from here
Do what I did and don't go
>>28721218
Don't go, or smoke some DUDE WEED LMAO and you will be too stoned to care
Does anyone else ever get mentally drained from the stuff they read on this site?
>>28721107
Most people here try their best to show that we're doomed to complete loneliness until death or being a depressed beta cuck to some bitter trash whore who aged like shit and it's easy to give up and accept it. I'm still trying to stop being an autistic 23yo and made great progress this year but failing IRL most of the time and coming here amplify my depression. (I also realized I could have been an happy normie if I wasn't such an insecure faggot before which is more painful than robot bliss.)
>>28721107
yeah pretty much desu, i never visit this board im mostly on /b/. But jesus there are alot of fucking man childs here crying about nothing. First world problems i guess?
>>28721107
All the time.
That's why I consider myself addicted, I hate it yet I'm compelled because it's my safe space that I use to keep me from other anxieties.
I don't recommend staying here, people are dedicated to breaking you down mentally in predatory fashion.
The vast majority of posts on /r9k/ for instance are negative and discouraging in nature.
Many people are learning to tell eachother to commit suicide like it's normal.
>tfw you realize she was asking for a date
but you said you had other things to do... and now she has forgotten about you but your feelings for her only grew stronger
the solution is to stop giving a shit.
>>28721093
The best part about that image accompanying the post is that it's the girl who has no chance.
>>28721119
do you genuinely stop giving a shit? is it a process or it happens from one day to other?
So I have long hair. I want to cut it a bit. I want that it looks OK. So how can I cut my own long hair just a bit shorter? Do you have any advice?
Thanks
Go to a hairdresser.
If you can't afford that or that's impossible look up tutorials.
Why ask here of all places?
>>28721058
I though maybe you guys have some experience with stuff like this.
Hey, /hadlonghair/ here. You should just cut it short, anything more than 5 inch's just isn't worth plus must guys just look like faggots with long gair
I live alone and I went to the kitchen to grab a drink and I noticed the front door was wide open, I haven't left my bed room in hours.
dunno what to do, pretty spooked right now.
>>28720971
scream ''allahu akbar'' 3 times and he/she will go away.
>>28720971
Pretend to be insane.
Scream weird noises and say weird things like >>28721045 said.
They will be so freaked out they just leave.
Update
I don't think anyone is here, is there any other reason why the door would be open? I mean, I'm 99% sure I closed it
>have to do two weeks of mandatory work experience just to get my NEETbux
YOU SAID BEING A NEET WAS EASY
>>28720969
That's why you have to save up so you can sign off for six months if necessary.
get a real job anon
don't fall for the neet meme
>>28720980
Save up when I'm getting pennies? How?
Im russian, so I dont understand culture complete. Would anyone kindly to explain this shit. I heard about sex revolution in your country in 70s and by influence of USA its happend in my country in 90s as well. You have fucked up generstions in other countries. In Soviet Russian people dont even like to say word "sex", they called it "making love". What the fuck happend in USA, because being a slut now is a part of "american culture" in our russian minds.
No offense fellas
>>28720935
Living in polan and seeing western culture come here basically proves what you said.
America is degeneracy
Well you're on reddit so that explains how you came across retarded attention whoring
>tfw 22
>had a few "jobs" but never really had a job since I didn't need one
>Spending money is from app revenue/dividends
>Just graduated with an engineering degree
>Wagecuck I know says I won't ever be employed since I've never had a job, while he has
>4.0gpa
>planning to get some experience/volunteering
Is he right? Did I just cuck my life by not being a wageslave?
>>28720923
Depends on your area but I'm gonna straight up say not even close. Everyone exaggerates their work history except girls who play it way down (since they get low tier jobs so easily, kinda the same as sex really).
Call centers, factories and other big work forces will barely give a shit and graduate jobs pretty much expect you to never have had a job at 22.
That pic man
Thanks for the laughs
>>28720989
Thanks man, I even spoke to my lecturer about this before and he said it's not that big of a deal. I think that asshole who told me that was just being jealous, probably thought I was some spoiled rich kid or something.
>mom recently bought a UV light to detect cumstains in my underwear and socks
>can't fap into the shower because that would clog it
>can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own
>mom carefully documents each tissue I use in an excel table, and for what purpose
I'm 22 btw. What the fuck do I do?
What the fuck? Tell your mom to fuck off or better yet, move out you fucking manchild you're 22
And don't worry about clogging the shower, i've been doing it twice a day for years and it's fine.
>>28720917
>get all of her panties out
>fap on them
>murder suicide
You're not funny, OP. Go fucking kill yourself.
Hello robots, It's time for your favorite memeball cup once again. Today we face off against /p/hotography in the Round of 16 of the Babby knockouts, but we're already in summer and an Elite team, having won 3 matches out of 3 in our group. We play in about an hour on Hitbox.
wiki: implyingrigged (DOT) info
/vg/ thread: >>>/vg/142906328
WE DON'T LET THIS SLIP, WE GO AGAIN
originaldivegrasscontent
Can you change Elliot's anthem to Real Human Bean?
Why do women hate virgins so fervently?
>>28720835
They don't, they steer clear of virgins with "desperate" tattooed on their forehead, however
Why do men hate female virgins?
>>28720916
they are sheltered idiots and probably annoying christfags or racists
Are there any African robots in this board?
Eeeyup. South African reporting in.
Yes if second-gen immigrants count.
>>28721460
I'm American. Where can I meet a qt Afrikaner gf? My last name is De Vries, so will they appreciate my heritage? :^)
