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Interpals thread
>waiting on replies for hours on end
>they never come
this pain know no bounds
Why is r9k so shit at hiding spaghetti even in fake profiles?
https://www.interpals.net/fernlust (SmhOriginal :^))
>>28705905
What a boring profile.
I'm actually suprised at how many attractive girls reply. Although maybe catfishes but I always stay vigilant until I have proof.
>shitty photo
>don't have money to buy a better camera or phone.
And even if I had the camera or better phone,I wouldn't have someone to take photos.
ITT girls you call mommy
>>28679262
You would call mommy*
Mommy mommy i want milk
Shes so hot. I want her to cuddle me and call me her baby boy ehile cuddling on the couch watching netflix in our underwear late at night.
How upset are you r9k
>>28728102
that is anatomically impossible, how is he able to bend his ass like that??
Breh, look at this dood...
>>28728102
Kekekek I wouldn't show her face either
I can tell from her flat fat ass that she's even uglier than you are
>befriend a girl gamer
>6/10
>she's very knowledgable but comes off as very smug, autistic and elitist
>mfw
Shit, is this how girls look at us?
>>28727944
>smug, autistic and elitist
Normie here: all autists come off big time as all three of those traits.
>>28727983
No you clearly don't know any autistic people
>>28727944
>girl gamer
what games does she play?
>inb4 zelda
>inb4 pokemon
>inb4 skyrim
Do white people have friends and family sleep over when they visit? Even when they don't have an extra guest room? It kind of just occurred to me that I can't really imagine a huge white family cramming into a house and just ad-hocing where everyone sleeps. Like they'd be too concerned about privacy or too uptight to not have that extra room or to just tell everyone to get a hotel room.
>>28727717
No, guest room or hotel.
from my experiences extended white families generally aren't as close as they are in other races and ethnicities.
Watch
Ingmar bergman: Fanny and alexander
It is a dead world.
There's a lot of talk on this board of self improvement. So we recommend each other normie skills, like drawing. We are not them, we need to learn abnormie skills for self improvement.
Rather than learning to draw, you will learn Mayan style drawing.
Rather than learning music or singing, you will learn Mongolian throat Hip Hop.
Rather than using gentoo, you will use Linux from scratch.
In this thread we compile a list of skills to help us ascend Normie and NEETdom.
How to kill any man with one punch
>>28727576
How to sew with human skin
How to get away with screaming in public
How to successfully blame a fart on someone else
How to repair a pinball machine
Remove the pipe and the dog looks like Ashley Jones
>tfw elementary is over
>tfw middle school is over
>tfw high school is over
>tfw no teacher will ever reassure you saying "I know you're smarter than this", "you can do way better", "you're a good student" ever again
>tfw intelligence dropped off after high school and now all the normies are discussing school crap you'll never understand like it was causal talk
>tfw normies are getting good jobs, cars, gfs and even bullies are getting farther into the world than you
just fornicate my feces famalamatrons, i guess i just fucked up.
>dropped out in grade 10
>people want to help you
>ignore everyone and stay in room
>be 21 now
>no one wants to help
WELL FUCK YOU WORLD
>>28727554
>implying that teachers ever reassured me and didn't call me a retard
>implying I'm not grateful for each day in my life I don't have to go to school anymore
topkek m80
>>28727554
You fucked up, but you aren't fucked. Start your own business, sell drugs, join the military, backpack through the country, catch up on all the anime you downloaded and didn't watch, or even start a death cult. You aren't restricted by societies norms, the possibilities are only restricted when you stop believing.
why doesn't water from lakes sink in the ground? when i water my mom's garden the water sinks, no mater how determined i am to make a pool so why are lakes lakes? do lakes sink one into another through the globe or get filled by underground streams? t
>>28727542
Because they have a layer of clay and fine sediment at the bottom that's entirely saturated with water already, so the after molecules have nowhere to go
>>28727542
It's another glitch in matrix
>>28727596
Water not after
Stupidest group of humans? Pedo hunters.
Gotta love everything about these self-proclaimed pedophile hunters.
Not only do they break the law by lynching criminals that have already served their punishment, their logic is flawed as hell.
>be a pedo hunter
>hunt people who are not even pedophiles, like guys who go to jail for fucking a 17-year-old
>hunt exclusively male pedophiles, simply because female pedos do not exist in your hillbilly logic
>even if you think a female can be pedo, you think it's "okay" since it's "NOICE"
>I totally don't get off to pretending to be a child
>also watch me dress up in girls' clothing for some reason
you don't know the half of it. the amount of dysfunction in these normies' lives is fucking staggering.
It's because they are secretly pedophiles themselves. And they think they can "hate away" their own pedophilia.
It's the same reason why you always see those Anti-Gay bigots get caught in a hotel with gay hookers.
My dad was a pedophile and he used to talk relentless shit about pedophiles. Good times.
I have been awake for almost 2 days again, and it's killing me. So I am going to bed.
Before I go I want to say I love you all, /r9k/. You are all wonderful. I enjoy every minute here I spend with you guys, you are all so kind to me 90% of the time, and you're all funny as hell. I love you all, sincerely, even if I don't know your name anon it doesn't mean I don't love the fact that you are here, posting (or even lurking) with the rest of us. I hope you have a great day or night. I am going to have some hopefully sweet dreams. You all stay happy while I rest. I love you, okay?
you wouldnt love a 5'8 104 lbs skelemanlet u liar
>>28727258
SIeep tight frogger
>>28727258
>you guys are so kind
Fuck off
Hello again John.
I know a guy who only talks about video games. Every time he opens his mouth its to discuss what he's playing or what he's excited for. Are you that kind of person John? Its okay if you are. Video game industry is surpassing the Film Industry. Soon we'll be having Hollywood for video games.
>>28727219
that sounds awful. I wish games would go back to being games, not horrible psuedo-movies
>>28727363
I'm afraid manchildren arent contained just ot 4chan. There's an epidemic of manchildren and women void of personality that need something to latch on to. There's already a NintendoLand in New York and Nintendo world in Japan.
It seems like Gameswood isnt that farfetched.
I wish video games would go back to being games too. But that isnt happening.
>>28727460
the internet is the cause of this.
when people have every bit of information available instantly it kills all desire and fun in every part of life.
Games weren't like this before high speed internet. And with places like 4chan there's no such thing as personality , because that requires face to face contact to have.
I remember when "indie games" meant a game one or two people made for fun and not steam / iphone microtransaction shit with political statements.
At this point I almost exclusively play romhacks and other games made by fans and such.
>girl comes over
>is cold
>asks for blanket
>look around for one
>find a blue one
>put it on her
>it's got fucking jizz all over it
Toup Cecc
>>28726973
Did you sex her?
oregon
>>28726973
best post today, therefore you shall get a (you)
>tfw tinnitus
First it made me suicidal, then it made me curious.
Is tinnitus bad? Obviously hearing loss is objectively bad, but is tinnitus?
In some meditative traditions, tinnitus has been a sign of being blessed or chosen. In those cultures, people with tinnitus are happier than people without. Some people think that it's the origin of the concept of OM.
So, do I just get annoyed at my tinnitus simply BECAUSE it is categorised as a medical condition in my culture?
>tfw when you close your eyes while you're having an episode of tinnitus you see fractals and crazy shit
And they say it's not aliens communicating with you
>>28726950
I don't believe that tinnitus is anything other than an auditory condition.
But isn't it just our reaction to tinnitus that affects our lives, not the tinnitus itself? If I believed that my tinnitus wasn't important, it wouldn't be important.
In my experience, most people who have big problems with tinnitus were nervous wrecks BEFORE they got tinnitus.
I don't know what tinnitus is LOL
>He's above 6% bodyfat
I very rarely find white women in general all that attractive but I don't know why I find this bitch so cute
>>28726855
>She thinks anyone will read anything into her smug facial expression besides "I'm a vapid whore"
>>28726855
She looks like someone's alcoholic mother.
>tfw you will never be part of the Illuminati
>tfw your application was rejected
The interview process is a total mindfuck, wish I kept my cool
>>28726820
>tfw you get contacted by illuminati, but they are all normie faggots so you refuse
>>28726820
If they fuck this up I will seriously an hero. You hear that Eidos.
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