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Would you fuck a trap?
Top, bottom, or both?
>>28725781
Yeah I already get femboys to shove things up their butts on kik so I probably would fuck a trap if it came down to it.
I'll say both but I'm very dominant so he would have to be just as dominant or more to make me enjoy getting fucked.
>>28725781
Yes. Top
>>28725781
both, but I would prefer bottom.
>do something productive that improves my quality of living and brings me closer to success
>start getting super anxious because I know that life could end at any time and everything I do is pointless
Why does this feel even exist
>>28725739
iktf, normally I don't care about anything and am just waiting to die. But if I have a goal or start working toward something I start thinking about how I'll probably get cancer soon, and how death and time will tear everything away from me rendering all my endeavours moot.
Fuck those thoughts. How do you get rid of them?
Same problem, anon.
Any other fembots have a dream?
I wish to be the leader of a pack of 60-70 robots and grow a little village together. There would be no internet, but we would have snail mail to connect us to the outside world. We would build our housing from the ground up, farm the land and tend to animals, and each night play instruments and games and sometimes dance no matter how foolish we looked. It would be hard work at first, but we would all feel bonded at the end of the day. We might go on hunting expeditions, fish, paint, tell stories and lore, swim, etc.
The community might be immature or meme lords at first, but hard work and the necessity of sticking together would melt away barriers. People would be happy and genuine, and appreciate the small joys in every day life.
That's actually sounds comfy as fuckOnce we shoot you in your stupid condescending face that is :^)
>>28725644
Replace dancing with night anime sessions and I'm all in
Grouping mentally unstable man children
>sounds great
Hey robots, I have been browsing r9k for a bit over 4 years. Today is my 3rd time making this type of thread, the last two being on my 2 priors birthdays. Each one i have spent alone, with only you robots for company and couldnt have wished for more understanding anons. this year is my 22nd birthday and i dont have anymore friends then i did last years, so do yall think we could have a happy thread? im not asking for anything, just to think that someone in the world cares about me this year.
>>28725472
We care about you. Happy 22nd, brobot. This year's gonna be better than the last. I'll dump some silly pictures for you.
>>28725579
reee robot leave me alone this is original
lmao loser
4 years and not improving
you are wasting a life
Enjoying my afternoon coffee in a luxury tempur-pedic king sized bed all by myself & I just wanted to let everyone know
Bonjour Donatello, est-ce que tout va bien aujourd'hui?
>>28725341
oh i see you took my advice and changed your glasses, good for you
>>28725341
>tripfag
>attention seeking
>wears women's sunglasses
k keep me poasted
Would you date a vampire girl?
>>28725222
>Would you date something that doesn't exist.
Well.
I mean.
Aren't we already doing that?
A supernatural gf to rescue me from this world would be pretty great, yeah.
>>28725222
I would date a goth girl who wasn't fucking completely insane and like bauhaus so probably
If given the opportunity, would you have sex with someone you hate?
I'd make it awful sex, but yes. I'd probably spend more time mocking and bullying them than actually fucking them.
If only to knife-fuck them to death, yes.
Yeah, sure. There's a lot of people I'd rage-fuck. It'd be good for me, horrible for them, and most likely the best outlet one could think of. Call me edgy if you feel like it, but I believe it would make me feel awesome.
No more hairy arsed men in dresses edition
>>28725149
>No more hairy arsed men in dresses edition
unfortunately I feel it will never stop.
At 30 you are expected to have
-a full time job
-your own house, mortgage optional
-your own car, paid off or rolling upgrades
-a wife
-plans for, on the way, or have a child
-sufficient savings in case of emergency
How far along are you? Did/will you make it?
>>28725205
I turn 30 in less than a month and I have none of those.
Why are girl's big bellies so damn alluring?
because fat girls are more attainable. also mother issues
Sometimes I think I have this fetish, and then I remember they smell bad irl. Cures me of it.
because you have mommy issues.
Is it gay if I want to give a trap a hard suckjob?
>>28725092
No because her penis is feminine
>>28725092
It would be gay NOT to suck that girl's dick
>TFW wfp will never actual porn just shitty cam vids
>they don't know tranny dick smells like bad pussy because of hormones
>tfw i wish i had a qt robot bf but i'm a mulatto grill and everyone on here hates any race that isn't white or asian.
>>28725049
Mulatto like Obama or mulatto like Jeter?
>>28725049
well then....
move the fuck out.... i guess?
>>28725049
Remember to sageqt robot
i don't think those words fit together cunt
What are you fembots up to this weekend and why do you sleep around?
Staying in my room playing stellaris and because of unironic daddy/abuse issues.
>>28724922
>because of unironic daddy/abuse issues.
You and the rest of this board unfortunately.
>>28724922
Your Dad abuses you?
Does /r9k/ have an ideal girl.
What are her physical traits?
Any hobbies?
What would you talk about with her?
How can an average white dude get laid with black girls, like the one in the pic?
>>28724371
Good question.
I too, would like to know this.
>>28724371
Yes. Black chicks are fucking desperate. What else would they get, a male nigger? Would you honestly want that if you were a nig chick? Plus they already know that the bbc is just a meme
>>28724410
By rubbing watermelon and fried chicken all over your body?
Let's go anon, take your shirt off!
>>28724326
*reveals suicide vest*
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>28724326
you can see my ribs though
>>28724326
but I haven't shaved my back or shoulders in weeks.
