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>I'll just have a water, barkeep. No poison for this body
>I am addicted to the carbonated jew
Nobody says that you aspie.
>I have an unhealthy addiction
>I'll make fun of other sane people to make myself feel better
Hey /R9K/. I'm a detective , give me something you want investigated no matter how autistic I'll get you your results within a few hours.
I hear foreign singing every Tuesday from across the street at 15 to 11 pm
Investigate why I'm always either a beta faggot or a manipulative asshole.
>>28731386
What type of music , can you recognize the language ?
>>28731387
Simple you're a beta faggot 90% of the time , so when you get that 10% to act like a man you jump for it and end up acting like a manipulative asshole
the best part about Japan is you can't understand anyone, so when they're insulting you or talking shit it doesn't hurt because you will not understand them anyway. god is good.
>japan
>anyone talking shit to you ever
>>28731349
Lol that's cute that you think that
>>28731371
Redpill me on Japan, then, anon.
>going to work at 9 PM on a Saturday night for 8 hours>After already working 4 hours today
Warehouse job?
factory? or is it a warehouse?
if it makes you feel any better, Friday and Saturday I work 10pm to 2pm (32 hours)
>be infp
>see this
>JUST
>>28731248
Shame bump
>>28731248
>>28732258
If your thread was worth reading to and/or replying to, it would be and you wouldn't have to bump it. Sage
>>28731248
The career part doesn't apply to me, it's reversed for some reason. Description is on point tho
>tfw faggot
>in love with Chad
every guy is gay around chad and big dicks. you won't believe how many straight dudes with girlfriends jump at the chance to give me a blowjob behind closed doors when they find out I have an 8 inch penis. *shrug*.
>>28731250
and here we have a fat faggot neet fantasizing from inside his basement/dungeon
>>28731264
Oh okay even tho i went international with my pol low team pasted with best marks in my class Okay
I think it's about time for an r9k logo.
>>28731186
it needs to incorporate a chicken tender and piss bottles
we dont need a logo when we already have a symbol
>>28731242
Pepe represents all of 4chan though.
We need to make the logo looking similar to /r9k/ while representing it.
Can anyone explain the edging while faping meme
>>28731141
Its not hard, you just bring yourself to the point of cumming then you back off and keep going. I've been doing it for years and feels great. Also helps with your pullout game PHAM.
>>28731154
What are the benefits?
Oregano
I've edged for years so I don't even need to do it anymore. I can cum on demand and go for hours if I wanted to. Feels good.
>tfw you get rejected for the 237th time in your life and you just want to kill yourself
someone please just talk to me. i am so sad and so incredibly lonely.
>>28731123
just accept being alone and everything will work out better than you expected. there's many people in life who are just resigned to be the lone wolf. learn to love your own company and being by yourself. things will turn around.
237th time? It's about quality not quantity. Also you're not that creep that gives the bateman kind of vibe right?
I'm sorry anon. Women are just cunts. It's not your fault.
How come you fuckers never told me how amazing weed is?
I don't like it. It makes me focus on how shitty my life is.
Drugs are for adults.
Please be careful OP.
You'll like it now it's gonna lose its magic but uh if you ever try decent hallucinogenics op it would blow your fucking head
Just stay away from meth and cocaine unless you're really into that shit idk it's your body dude
daily reminder that losing weight takes no effort
you simply have to remove sugar from your diet and drink water or unsweetened beverages all day
if you do that you dont have to worry about exercise or special diets or calorie counting
it will all come into place
>>28731057
I lost so much weight the summer of my Junior year. All I did was stop drinking soda and get a water bottle filled with water and made it a habit to drink water before soda. On top of that, I walked every where.
Crazy thing is, wasn't even trying to lose weight. I stopped drinking soda because they were bad for my teeth and I was trying to clean my face up because i'd break out and I walked because i'd listen to music and brainstorm stories in my head to write about.
All food is broken down into sugar you mega retard. It's the only thing we use for energy.
>>28731148
Which is why when you have a shitload of it you get fat, retard
Saturday night drinking thread.
How's it going bros. What are you drinking?
Haven't started the drinks yet but just checking in. Last night's thread was surprisingly comfy and friendly before I left off. It was pretty refreshing as the site's negativity was wearing me out .
I have about .5L left out of 5L
>>28731113
I missed last nights thread, but the drinking threads do tend to be pretty comfy.
Drinking some of these. Love the hefe
He dreams about playing an electric guitar solo at the school talent show.
>>28730992
I actually did that in high school though. If you wanted to do that op why didn't you just do it?
I'm 33 and I still dream about this. I don't know a single chord however.
>>28730992
>he dreams about skateboarding into class during a final exam playing London Calling through a speaker strapped to his chest and kickflipping onto the teacher's desk
>He's staying over her house
Haha. You suck at relationships.
Haha you ugly slut
I'm outside your house now bitch
Do you see my blade reflecting the moonlight from the distance?
How the fuck do you deal with this? I wake up feeling like I'm fucking dying half the time. Please tell me I can stop this, or at least control it.
>>28730952
I drink a lot of coffee and alcohol, so I deal with this a lot.
Its really not that big of a deal. At first you get scared and your fears will manifest in auditory or visual hallucinations (you're actually just still dreaming).
You just have to accept that theres nothing you can do and let sleep take you.
I sometimes see shadows walking around me and loud screams in my ear. Its kind of funny when you realize its just your paranoia getting to you.
http://www.m.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/guide/sleep-paralysis
>>28730952
I get it when ever I sleep on my back, and never when I sleep on my stomach.
It's not that bad. I enjoy it time to time, and if I get spooked, my heart rate increases, and I wake up because of it.
