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What songs take you back to the good days, robots? Let's take a trip back in time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0
>>28735608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAtlBM9iK_U
Still reminds me of her
>>28735608
>What songs take you back to the good days?
For some reason, really shitty Top 40 music from the later 2000's. Shit like:
>Ke$ha
>Lady Gaga
>3oh3
>Rhianna
makes me realize how good 2007-2011 were for me. Funny that the music that makes me feel great and remember those times is total shit music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fcg6KeQjNI&list=PLRpYHaviOaGCWjs_Do6MXN-2vTZtWkd9l
>have a crush
>hear her obsess over other guys
>seen her make out with other guys
>had a chance to date her at one point but too autistic to go through with it
I saw her make out with another dude yesterday. My chest is still burning from it.
>>28735545
What was MC Ride's life like before Death Grips? He seems genuinely schizo.
>>28735567
he went to college and did Fyre I think
>>28735545
I am all too familiar.
>tfw you realize there's been opportunities to go out with cute girls this whole time
>you just didn't take them, you didn't see that they liked you
>you've alienated them and are destined to die alone
Why don't robots take up an extreme political cause like late 1800s Russian robots?
>>28735460
Because political extremity usually has faulty premises.
Stay spooked, my friends
>>28735488
>usually
how bout lets make it not have faulty premises
like the fact that women need to get the fuck off my board i.e. this country
Today I finally realized there is something seriously wrong with black people.
What in the fuck is wrong with blacks
>>28735457
Evolving over millions of years in a different environment than whites. What they believe to be acceptable isn't what we find acceptable.
>>28735532
Their divergent evolution has only lasted a couple hundred thousand years. I agree with you in principle, but want to let you know because anti-racists will try to use that small mistake against you if you make it again.
I actually think there's something more wrong with modern whites.
t. Asian
>make small self-deprecating joke
>mom screams in my face "I'M TIRED OF REASSURING YOU, JUST FUCKING FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU LOSER, THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU"
I already knew that mom
>>28735437
What was it robittttttt?
>>28735871
This, what was the joke?
>>28735871
I was heading upstairs with my sister, she joked "here comes your two favorite kids"
(there are three siblings)
I responded
"Huh? we aren't [sister's name] and [brother's name]."
It was that mild.
I just said I was least favorite as a little goof.
face its power
>>28735314
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh le rode thread hehehehhaha
>>28736039
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where is the rose WHERE????
Is Skyrim on PC the ultimate Robot game?
>Can easily sink 1000hrs
>Can fuck anyone or anything
>Requires a good PC and robots love buying things that keep then immersed indoors
>Can be comfy as fuck
I'm thinking of starting a Skyrim multiplayer server. The mod is in good condition, it's pretty fun. Would be cool to make some friends from here that have more time to play with me. I am probably gonna get hired at this homeless shelter doing security. Wanna waste my time in my favorite game till then... just not so lonely.
The way i'll set this up is easy.
I made a group for everyone interested to join. That will give me who to send the files to.
I will then send you my entire ModOrganizer profile and ENB set up and all of the DLC's if you dont have them already. The DLC works like a mod so dont worry it works with the Steam version. As well as a text file instructing how to uninstall and install the game cleanly. It is all fine tuned and stutter free, looks damn good as well. This way we can all see the same thing and our games will be compatible with each other.
In this thread list some mods you wanna see in the multiplayer server and I will add them all in if they dont conflict.
Hope this ends up being fun desu
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/skybuddies
>join here
>>28735216
wat? there's a skyrim multiplayer mod?
There are several. It works pretty good. Every mod is compatible as long as everyone is using the same profiles. And synchronization is getting better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjoI2Ua2674
I am Satan. AMA
>>28735167
whats your favorite band, satan
Why me, satan?
>>28735167
Will you sell my soul for a shot at banging any girl I want? Doesn't even have to be the real one. Just like an exact duplicate that will disappear once I'm done with her.
What the fuck are we doing with our lives robots.
>>28735138
Keeping them virginally, pristinely unlived.
i want to die soon, but i dont know what method to use. I guess it will be hanging myself most likely.
Doing nothing is doing something. Work. Smoke a cigerette bitch. Listen to some music. Date a girl and break up with her if she fucks up. Repeat cycle.
You wern't suppose to do anything with your life. Just exist and follow the flow nigga.
If you are attractive you CANNOT be a robot. Period. The end. No exceptions.
>b-but I'm socially awkward
>b-but I'm bad at conversation
>b-but I'm depressed
>b-but I get bullied
No. Fuck off. You have zero excuses you pieces of shit. You won the genetic lottery and you can't even take advantage of it. So many of us would kill to be you and you're too retarded to realize it. Get the fuck out.
>>28735134
So I can be all those things, be totally rejected by society, and now be rejected by robots?
I'm slightly attractive, but it really means nothing when you're socially awkward and depressed
>>28735134
Well I'm a manlet so.
1 out of 2 ain't bad.
I've also had my share of sex.
>Be 20
>Invite 7/10 girl from college to the movies
>We both have a great time bashing how shit the movie is
>As we leave to get into our cars, she stops and says:
>"Anon, is it really true that you won't kiss a girl unless they ask you to?"
>Mind goes blank, instantly start stuttering like an autist, blurt out some shit about worrying too much about simple things
>"Well, are you gonna ask me?"
>Literally about to piss myself from being put on the spot so suddenly
>Before I can answer, she gives me a single peck and gets back in her car
>It's my firstsoberkiss
>She seems a little disappointed as she leaves
>Stand there in the parking lot in disbelief until I can't see her car anymore
How the fuck do Chads do it? I have a million things planned to do or say, but the second I'm put on the spot I just fucking freeze. Honestly, if any of you are social enough to explain taking the initiative to an autist like me, I'd love to hear it.
>>28735117
That's your problem, chads are all about instinct while you overthink shit and freeze up. They react while you shut down.
dunno, all the girls i've kissed just straight up ate my face, i didn't really have to do much.
>>28735154
I figured it was something like that, but the concept of reacting perfectly to situations like that is just foreign to me. I don't understand how people do it.
>>28735193
Well that's happened to me at all the highschool parties I went to back when I was 16/17, but something about being put on the spot without expecting it makes it leagues different than a game of spin the bottle.
Any robots here /addicts/?
Heroin addict/alcoholic here.
Storytime bots?
Nobody addicted to ANYTHING?
Even benadryl? Porn? Junk food?
>pls I just really don't want to be alone right now.
>>28735028
What's your heroin story?
>>28736638
Lol which one?
How I got on the shit? Is actually a fucked story if you want to hear it.
How bad do I look r9k?
Oh god dude just fucking kill yourself
You look like a chicano almond.
>>28734988
God I'm sick of your disgusting face already.
Its 2 in the morning here and I am high and drunk and very comfy. Images, video, audio, text, anything is appreciated.
Ill be posting some OC from west Michigan and some artwork I've scrounged up recently.
>>28734948
Took this one today. I hiked 12 miles up very hilly terrain only to find out Im a fat piece of shit. Worth I guess.
>>28734978
Another one from today.
>>28734990
This was in allegan a few days ago. I had to pay a ticket because Im a degenerate.
Well I told my mom about my waifu
>>28734933
I feel bad for your mother
>>28734945
Shut up horse fag Mia is the fucking best
>>28734945
This senpai.
I don't care if you jerk off to 2D girls, just don't tell me and your mommy about it.
