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So why do you watch porn?
watching porn makes me horny and then I rub my dick and juice comes out
Oddly enough most of the porn I watch is rape.
>>28737713
So I don't rape girls.
finally removed my ingrown toenail with scissors
woke up today and feel no pain anymore
holy shit thank you God
>>28737710
hope it gets infected
>>28737731
there was no blood
pls congratulate me guys
When did you first realize that fascism is the only ideology in existence that empowers non-chads?
religion does too, funnily enough
How so?
getting real tired of this fucking robot
How does it empower non Chads? The Chad is literally put up as the perfect human, something every MN should aspire to. Contrary to that feminism opposes gender roles and the meme if the strong male.
finished my visual novel
my life will never be 1/10th as good or meaningful as the Mc's
literally why live
>pic tangentially related
on a scale of one to fuck your sister how much fucking of your sister is involved?
>>28737606
For more visual novels. It's a vicious cycle. 5 years later you emerge from a pile of crusted tissues into the relentless light of day, out of visual novels to read, faced with the decay and ruin of what was once your life.
>>28737606
Live because I find it funny when people feel bad because their lives aren't ideal.
>be me
>kissless hugless virgin with no friends
>browse 4chan 9 hours a day, so its all I think about
>one day catching a bus and qt3.14 7/10 girl sits next to me
>she starts talking to me
>I don't know what to say because I'm a robot, so I started repeating 4chan memes
>she laughs at them
>gradually we start to hang out together
>this usually entails me saying memes while she does her cute giggle
>last time when we were hanging out she says
>"you're so funny anon"
>she goes and holds my hand
>I've run out of memes to tell her next time we hang out
MAKE ME MORE MEMES OR SHE WON'T LOVE ME!!!
Society should get less on the internet.
>being her personal clown
>>28737563
maybe she'd like this meme-story you just posted about her.
What's the point in living if you don't have a gf?
Nothing is worth anything, I just miss cuddling and sex
>>28737532
If you can't find purpose in your life other than "m-muh gf", then you might as well off yourself.
>>28737547
Pretty much this
You think a gf is gonna fix your life? There is no manic pixie dream girl.
>>28737570
>>28737547
romantic deprivation can take its toll on people though.
>Want to learn how to draw
>Every-time I go to attempt it I feel disgusted with myself for some reason
IKTF, I usually just end up drawing vaginas. I had to stop doing that because I was at work a lot.
>I used to draw a lot as a kid
>I was never very good, but it was fun and a good way to pass time in school
>In middleschool, I had a crush on this girl
>We both liked Inuyasha, so to impress her I drew Inuyasha
>It was shit and she told me it was shit
>Talked about Douchebag McEmo who she rides the bus with and is able to draw Inuyasha perfectly
>Told me she had a crush on him
>Never drew again
>>28737512
literally anything else would have been cooler than inuyasha
if you can guess who it is i will ask my crush on a date
toby turner?
Christopher Alesund
>>28737429
It's GetRight
My brother's first memory was my shit touching him on the side of his thigh when we were sharing a bath.
>brother tricked me into sucking his dick and drinking his pee
I remember shitting in my dad's lap one time and he got really mad
Fuck you, dad
>brother choke slammed me and hit me with a baseball bat
>take a nap this afternoon
>cant go back to sleep
how the fuck do you fix your sleep schedule robots
>>28737333
>nap
are you fucking 6
>>28737333
dont fucking take naps
zzzquil
REEEE
No I don/'t want any other fucking food mom you stupid bitch. I just want to eat pizza tonight but she cooks me fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN. WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING WHAT I WANT IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM
>>28737280
dam majula was beautiful
>>28737280
Move out faggot
ORIGINAL COMMENTO
>>28737301
>tfw firelink shrine in DS3 is just a boring, dark looking cave
why do people feel threatened by cute anime girls
because they ruined my life
I love 2D girls.
Because no woman can live up to my waifu, so I'll be forever cursed to compare 3D to perfect 2D.
>messaging qt guy on Facebook
>im an insecure bitch
>have inverted nipples that either look really nice one minute or like mountains the next
>takes picture of boobies n face
>look like pancakes
>sends to boy anyway
>he leaks them to my best friend
>best friend finds an excuse to hate me and then leaks them to everyone
>makes group chat w/ crush
>spams my nudes in it
>crush sees it
>"Anon I find you really cute"
>meets him again @ party
>sucks his dick
>dates a different girl a week later
>no friends and no boyfriend
pic related
>>28737245
post pics or you're full of shit
well maybe you shouldn't be such a whore
>>28737245
You know how it goes, OP. You can't mention your nudes without coughing them up.
who else here
>/staying home on senior prom night/?
I asked 4 girls and they all said no. eventually the school guidance councilor was informed and told me to stop asking girls and that she was forming a "bachelor" party for other dateless guys
I should have went and put poison in the punch bowl or something
Didn't even ask people out or consider going.
Get on my level, normie.
Prom is a good night for bu anon. Rejection will follow you your whole life, why not end it all?
>>28737230
i did that my senior prom night
didn't regret it at all
save your money and actually do something enjoyable
It's beautiful XD
Guess I'm voting for Trump now.
>>28737227
Post the link fucking faggot
Cool, we get yellow eyes?
I prefer purple, but yellow is ok too.
