>find new job
>finally move out of moms basement
>separate apartment in a retired couples house
>after several month hear a conversation betweem them
>thinking I am doing pretty good until now
>"only thing he does is going to work and go groceries shopping and sitting infront of his computer. jenny (their daughter) has a boyfriend already and going out every weekend. what is wrong with...
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Happiness does not come from the validation of others
These people have very poor uninteresting lives if the best thing they have is to talk shit about friendly people like yourself
lol @ them not understanding women play on easy mode
>>28741964
Worry not the opinions of doubter's, for they blindly expect failure and are surprised by success.
Work on finding your own path in life, never judging yourself based on the journey of someone else.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA ROSTIES COMPLETELY BTFO LOL
>Girl, 5, dies after accidentally shooting herself in front of her two siblings while playing with her military veteran father's gun
>Haley Moore died at her father Eric's home in LaPlace, Louisiana
>Picked up the gun while her dad was in the shower and pulled the trigger
>The family ran to the next door neighbors asking for help
>Emergency services...
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>be american
>shoot self
>>28742007
>be european
>don't need to shoot self because muslims will do it for me
>>28742074
>Be american
>Don't ban guns cos DUDE CONSTITUION LMAO
Is learning to play music the most patrician hobby?
No, reading literature is.
>>28741960
Play music to do what? Every guy I know only learned to play an instrument to attract roasties.
>>28741978
>not writing literature
Why do men not like the idea of paying women to have sex?
Been doing this for years, you can get the sloppiest blowjobs from some pretty hot women and fuck them up the ass till you come if you pay enough.
Why hold out for waiting for girls who want nothing to do with you to eventually like you, when there's Brazilian big booty sluts who will fuck you for like $100?
Because Chad doesn't have to pay for sex with hot women. Why should I?
paying for it is admitting you can't get it any other way and that's fucking pathetic
>>28741996
So paying is being honest with yourself? Whats pathetic about being honest about your situation?
With escorts, no effort is required on yur part to get a girl besides literally putting money on the dresser and negotiating what will and wont take place.
If you don't pay you'll land up here anyway, so why be against it?
If modern society would have followed the rules of old times, we would not be plagued by modern problems, and every robot would have his own fembot wife.
1 Timothy 2
>suffer not a fembot to post
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Ecclesiastes 7
>not one...
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1 Corinthians 14
>let fembots keep silence on the board
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Ephesians 5
>fembots, submit yourselves unto malebots
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head...
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The Bible is red pilled as fuck.
>>28741884
>>28741891
>not retards like OP will start corrupting even the bible with this bullshit
please stop
you are going to get a burger late at night and there are some drunk and drugged youths eating after leaving the night club.
you approach this girl to ask for the time and before you can get a word out she says 'not interested' and turns the other way.
what is your reaction?
>>28741874
>*pillage remains*
>>28741874
JESUS CHRIST A TALKING SKELETON
>>28741874
I want to know the fucking time you human luffa hybrid.
>tfw haven't had sex in 3 WEEKS
who /robot/ here
originio commenato
>tfw only have 1000 friends
I'm so lonely
>>28742028
The fact that you have to point out that it's bait means this post must've triggered you.
Who is the biggest manchild on this board? Post stories, compare your status with other robots, laugh at other robots to make you feel better about yourself and more.
>21 year old KV
>currently a NEET, might enroll in a vocational school or get a full-time job in a few months because I'm practically broke
>living with my parents
>no real work experience other than a 9 month internship
>practically a hikikomori that only sometimes leaves the house so my mother buys most things I need
>still don't have a bank account because no money
>my wardrobe is still full of the same graphic shirts I had 4 years ago, although I do own some respectable jeans so I can hide this autism by wearing a jacket
>still can't stop picking my fucking nose
>skinny as fuck although still have a normal BMI, struggling to even maintain the minimum 2000kcal intake I need every day, keeping myself hydrated and eating enough fruits all sound like an intense chore but I force myself to do this
>no real hobbies other than shitposting on various imageboards, watching a large selection of anime and playing a few specific video games, tried to pick up cooking or cars as a hobby several times but they're really not fun at all
I'm such a fucked up baby.
>29 years old
>no license
>parents drive me everywhere i need to go (just work, the liquor store, more or less)
>parents do everything for me (cook, clean, etc)
>work in retail
>do nothing but play video games in my spare time, and go for the occasional walk
>>28741975
There's got to be a bigger man child than me, right
> be me
> 20 yrs old
> Just moved out on purpose
> Mom is crazy bitch
> Living with dad in little apt.
> Going to community college part time
> Part time job at golf course
> I've saved a little over 500.00$
> Now have a little spending money
> Pay...
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>Final exams next week.
>First two exams tomorrow
>Didn't go to classes this semester
>kept making excuses, told myself id study hard the month before the exams
>Did nothing, yesterday I said tomorrow
>Today I did fuck all again
Seriously what is wrong with me, not passing these exams will either get me expelled or at the best delayed by a year.
>>28741847
>yesterday I said tomorrow
JUST DO IT
Obviously you want to get expelled.
>>28741847
I'm in a very similar situation, my man.
>reading the notes
>remember nothing
>frustrated and bored, I start shitposting on imageboards
>repeat every 5 minutes
Any ASMR fans here?
Which types do you like?
I used to enjoy it but then it got hijacked by whores and retarded normies
https://youtu.be/qjrAH6nimaw
I don't know if japs all sound the same but god damn almost all of the japanese/anime asmr has 1 voice actor, I want a milfy voice not a 5 year old girl's voice
Post your loser stars
>rotten teeth
>6'0 manlet
>every drink addict
>no friends for over 10 years
>no girl contact for entire life (not even kidding)
>videogame addict
>22 and never had a job
>alcoholic abusive mother
>slut drug addict sister
>no...
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>>28741751
>5'7 manlet
>Braces and horrible teeth at age 24
>70k in uni debt
>50/50 chance of dropping out
>No decent living space in a month since too poor to afford the rent
>1 friend that lives 3 hours away
>Smoking and alcohol addiction
6'0 manlet
Shitskin in one of the whitest countries in the world
Ugly as shit
>>28741751
6ft is manlet? Since when?
I've read a lot of interesting ideas of fantasies or worlds robots have created in their minds, and I've been wondering why they haven't written a book about it or anything.
I'd be really interested to read some of your ideas/fantasies or, even better, if you've actually written a book (or a few notes) on it then please share.
>>28741693
I wrote a 200ish word joke short story, someone else told me it was terrible and I agreed. I also tried writing something slightly longer. I don't have any talent it's kinda depressing.
>>28741783
I'm not concerned about the talent, I'm just really interested by the ideas and the world created.I've also written parts of some stories, then after reading it a few months/years later I realised they were complete trash and deleted them.
>>28741827
None of them are really fantasy; all based on real life.
One of the ideas was to have a phrama company working on a drug that caused monkeys to kill themselves. There was supposed to be something to do with the death penalty in Singapore...
As bad as this is going to sound I kinda wanted to write something in a Murakami surrealist style if that makes sense.
Also borrowing from "New Games Journalism TM" I wanted to write a video game review that turns into a love story were the protagonist...
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Look at this shit. Just look at this fucking shit. This is my life.
Do you know how depressing this shit is?
>>28741635
Is that you in those pictures?
>>28741635
Omg, we know. You got fat, cut yourself and suck lots of dick. Stop parading around like /r9k/ is your own private pride parade.
This is my bedroom
I've lived like this for around 4 years now. I wake up, I lurk /r9k/, I masturbate, I eat junk food, I sleep. The majority of my time over the past few years has been spent lurking imageboards and watching porn.
>he's younger than me
>he makes less money than me
>>28741609
>he's not 10 years older than me
>>28741609
>there's no room to sleep in the back of his truck
>he has smaller feet than me
>tfw cooking a steak and eggs omlette for my bestfriend
Whoever can guess the secret ingredient will earn over 9000 dogecoins.
May the best anon win
yizz
sage
sage is just great for that sort of thing
You have 32 minutes until the competition ends.
Good luck