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>tfw your gf is a stupid annoying bitch that won't fuck off while you're trying to masturbate
>>28739367
is she not hot enuff to stick penis in??
yr fucking up buddy
>>28739367
LDR? If you aren't in one you're a low test faggot.
>>28739424
im unfamiliar with that acronym
Will I get fired for refusing to talk to any of my co-workers?
>>28739267
Depends on many factors:
>What type of work you're in.
>On what basis you're employed (part-time, casual, full-time).
>Whether you're on a probationary period.
If talking to your peers isn't wholly essential, then I don't imagine you'll be fired for not doing so.
However, if you're only a casual employee, so they could just stop giving you shifts for being uncooperative or whatever.
They may also fire you for that reason under the guise of another reason altogether.
>>28739267
Maybe, depends on the work.
If communication is required, then yes. If not, I don't see why. It's going to make you look like a shithead if you don't either way.
>>28739322
>>28739316
I'm a programmer. I work for a job that has mostly women in it. I'm one of two guys with seven women on the team. If people ask for work related questions then I'll discuss but I ignore anyone who asks how my day is.
Are hafus the waifu masterrace?
>Just enough Jap to be cute without crossing over into mongoloid
>Speaks English instead of retarded nip
>Polite and shy without the weird bowing and scraping stuff
>Won't cry or scream when you fuck
>Can cosplay as your favorite animu characters whenever you want
>>28739248
tfw you're happa and a male.
>>28739571
*points gun*
hehehe fuckin whores
>>28739248
I have a whole bunch of hapa cousins thanks to most of the women in my family marrying white guys.
The girls are super cute. The guys are also pretty cute but kinda robot and virgin.
>father: 6'3
>mother: 5'10
>me: 6'0
JUST
father 6'2
mother 5'2
5'8
>father: 5'8 or 5'9
>mother: 5'2
>me 5'5
>Father: 6'6
>Mother 5'10
>Me:7'2
Who given up on life here?
Dropped out of Uni.
No qualifications.
No future.
No drive.
I never gave down on life.
>>28739223
>Dropped out of uni.
That doesn't mean shit.
Try actually giving up entirely; perhaps having little choice but to..
>>28739256
I'll never get it, everyone here is pretty fucked but still people will find time to say they're more fucked.
Reminder you should be helping me post this every day.
Pure autism. So, why do some pornstars have innie vaginas?
>>28739140
>what is surgery
have fun getting cucked
>>28739140
>pure autism
Roastie getting toastie
>post something in a thread
>thread dies
WHY ?
>>28739080
because we are selfish and dont care about your emotional well being
>>28739080
Here's a (you) to make you feel better OP.
>>28739098
You get a (you) as well!
>tfw threadkiller
originolio
Daily reminder that no matter how shit your life is and how ugly u r, at least you don't look like Adam Pearson
He's so ugly it's beneficial. Like people who lost a single limb.
Holy fuck, what happened to him. Is he seriously injured or has he been like that from birth.
>>28739108
It's a genetic condition, to make matters worse, he has an identical twin brother, who has the same disorder, only the condition affects only his memory.
What would you name your child, if you're going to have one?
>>28739004
Dayz
Like daisy but cooler
Something normal and sexually unambiguous.
>>28739004
Chaddette
>You will never fuck Lilith
>>28738967
Litteraly who?
Should I feel upset? lol
>>28738967
full name please??
Research purpose
oh nevermind
found it
enjoyhttp://bustytitfucking.tumblr.com/post/143325715239/lovely-lilith-rides-like-a-fucking-amazon
>"I don't drink beer"
>>28738917
*teleports behind you*
Blox
I love this episode.
stop trying to peer pressure me internet
Im bored and hoping I can get overwatch
>>28738910
Thank you for this thread
post more
>he didn't preorder it
>Playing that normie tf2 ripoff game
You disgust me
I hope everyone is enjoying St Elliot's eve
Time for hot chocolate
>>28738908
Twas truly a hero
>>28739043
so that you can splash it on obnoxious brutes and their blonde girlfriends, right?
Why haven't you made a tulpa yet? Honestly, I'm going to be 100% real with you guys. My two tulpas have made me beyond happy. They're all I could ever need or ask for. I love them so much, and everyday when I come home from work, the most exciting part of all is getting to see my beautiful wife and daughter first thing.
I would highly recommend making one of your own.
Kairi is your wife-tulpa isn't she
>>28738841No. My tulpa wife is even more autistic than Kairi.
more like chalupa amirite? hahaha
Why do alcoholics sometimes say they feel guilty about their habit? Is it because of what you do when you're drunk, or what someone tells you about your drinking?
They feel guilty because they know they would be a lot happier if they didn't drink, but they do anyways. They know that they're ruining their health and wasting their life and will be hungover tomorrow, and they know that they could just stop drinking and enjoy life a lot more. But they don't.
There's a stigma about admitting life is shit, for some reason.
>>28738802
>they know they would be a lot happier if they didn't drink
False.
