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Daily reminder that trying to suicide in any other way than fighting a lion is beta way to go.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3602819/Naked-man-jumps-zoo-s-LION-enclosure-suicide-bid-survives-grave-condition-two-beasts-mauling-KILLED.html
If you're going to kill yourself it is your right since your life is yours alone. What right does he have to try and kill an animal for no reason? What right do they have to lock it up?
>>28738720
You dont seem to know anything about lions. Lions love to fight. They fight zebras, the pussies of the savanna, all the time. Have you ever seen a lion in a bar? No? You know why? Its because no one wants them there, after few beers they always start a fight. Males and females are all the same, they all fight. And you cant explain it with some pent up frustration, they just love good brawl.
>>28738720
>implying he'd be able to kill a 600lb lion
>a fucking male lion in his prime to be asbergously specific
Nigga are you high or something?
How did you react once you realised that you would never fuck a Stacy?
I don't care. Sure I bet it'd be amazing sex, but I still hate them. I hate pretty much every woman because they are all the same.
>>28738663
I will once I start make enough money at 35
At first I was like omg fml but then I was like ewwwwww gross
ITT: post an amazing/obscure fact about anything you have memorised.
>>28738641
Making your bed after you wake up traps bed bugs underneath, it's better not to move your sheets after you awaken because normally bed bugs eat the dead skin that falls off you while you sleep.
But when you make your bed the bugs have a harder time eating the dead skin, so they just end up eating your living skin when you go back to bed.
Jesus, A+ fucking comfy picture OP.
There was a bloke who survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs.
texaco supplied the fascists in spain
Why don't you just get an ugly and fat gf and whip her into shape?
That way you might end up with an above average girl and she'll see you as an alpha dom for improving her life.
>>28738630
>and then she leaves you once Chad starts paying attention
>>28738643
That's why you should emotionally abuse her by telling her she'd still be a fat pig if you hadn't stepped in.
>>28738686
>and then Chad rescues her and beats you up in front of her and you piss your pants while he pisses inside her
>tfw not even alcohol can ease the pain
>>28738536
what pain specifically? tfw no gf, no job, ...
>>28738536
>tfw not even aIcohol can ease the pain
have you tried butt-chugging
I'm shitfaced and work in 3 hours, help me sober up.
Coffee
Shower
NAO
>>28738522
jesus christ senpai, thanks
So what's /r9k/'s opinion on gay marriage?
For it? Against it? Don't care?
marriage as an institution needs to die
any kind of legal binding made for the future between two people can only make them miserable, if they were fine with being together anyway they'd have no need for it
>>28738412
Gays are cute when they are twinks.
But grown up men are pig disgusting.
I'm ok with gay men marrying, but not women.
Gay men marrying means less Chads for Stacy to fuck, but if Stacy can marry Stacy we're screwed.
>Why don't you own a Lamborghini, Anon?
>expensive dealer only maintanance
>2 oil drainplugs
>you'll only get gold diggers their attention
>bad gas millage
I'll take my shitbox civic any day over a lambo
I need a garage first
>>28739632
I like my Jimny too. Nifty little jap that's great in cities and off-road.
So I went for this "just be gay then" meme and got twink bf.
All was fine until he turned 21 and started to look like a men. Testosterone is fucking up my twink boy wtf
Feed him estrogen pills.
>>28738406
fuck the testosterone out of him senpai
>>28738428
>estrogen
That's useless, anon.
Anti-androgens is the way to go
Does a beard make a guy more attractive or is it just a meme?
If it's nicely trimmed, yes. A beard can also hide a shitty jawline and over/underbites.
>tfw can't grow a proper beard, but only a pubeard
>>28738400
Beards seem to be one of the few things that women have a genuine variation on opinion on. Some like them, some can't stand them.
It's not easy to predict which one a woman will be, although as a rule of thumb older women tend to be more into very masculine looking men than younger ones.
>>28738400
If you are a Chad you will be attractive no matter what, with beard or even bald.
However if you are beta, you will just evolve into nu-male if you get the beard
>constant intrusive thoughts
this shit is unbearable
Sucks, dude.
We don't really choose our thoughts. They just come to us, probably due to the specific state of our brains at a given time.
People act like there's a "you" independent of your thoughts but that doesn't make any neurological sense.
my mind is literally just static 99% of the time and each channel that is my thoughts comes through extremely weak
I don't know if this is depression or some kind of legit disorder
pls remov bran
I am very interested in organizing a sort of kind, open-minded listening Skype group oriented toward robots because I have been trying to become a better listener/overcome social anxiety recently. Is that something anyone here would be interested in? Just.... purging emotions and offering support? Obviously shitposters would have to be dealt with, but I think we could create something very cool if we tried!!!
Post your Skype contact info and I will add you.
>>28738319
Will there be skype calls? I don't like skype calls, but typing is fine.
>>28738369
People will probably initiate calls. That seems sorta unavoidable... but I think it would be good to just have a network of supporters, via voice or text. Vocally engaging would obviously not be required ha
>post skype info
>get doxxed and raped by pack of greasy NEETs
nice try
How do I escape my trap obsession robots? I used to be normal, now I want to be a qt trap, which might have been okay if I had a decent body.
My life used to be okay but now this shit is getting too much in the way. What do?
I wish I knew. I'm in the same boat, only my life wasn't good before.
Now I hate my appearance even more, because I'm not feminine enough (not trans, however). And I want to get dicked but no one in the area is willing--my location is not conducive for cuteboys.
>>28738300
you transition and give me an instagram link so i can follow your progress
>>28738721
>It's another "retard who thinks trap=trans" episode
Someone please save me from myself
>>28738289
Poor Uzuki.
>>28738289
No, you're on your own
>>28738289
No. Self destruction is the path to self enlightenment, free yourself or destroy yourself. Stop being dependent.
Lemme know robots
Apathy is a form of sadness for people who are too emotionally disconnected to identify with the notion of depression.
>>28738307
I'm apathetic about life but don't feel sadness too often
Does this mean I'm not depressed?
>>28738307
and emos.
>>28738333
no it means youre a hipster.
