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>Played WoW back in the day
>Made a tank character
>Met a healer chick
>we were always the top geared tank/healer on the server, joined guilds that struggled and helped them progress
>We stuck it out for years through different guilds, transferred servers and shit together
>had some feels, teen angst
>she had no feels and slapped sense into me
>Stilled played together though, for even more year and over other servers
>Quit wow eventually to get my shit together
>Lost contact with everyone i knew
>Got my shit together in real life
>today, got curious and looked her up
>She still plays
>rerolled her character, same name, same character look and everything
>Shes a tank now
Its probably nothing, but a weird part of me thinks she became a tank to fill some kind of void. Like she did it because her MT wasn't there anymore. No weird feels or anything this time, but im curious if I maybe had something to do with that decision or if im just drunk.
>>28733827
you are being retarded. sleep it off OP
>>28733827
Why don't you send her a message to say hi?
she doesnt remember or care about you faggot. you were just an extension to win the game
>tfw no clingy insecure gf who is obsessed with you and needs your reassurance
What's it like having a gf like this?
How wouId we know?
>>28733742
IT gets old REALLY fucking fast friend, even if you're lonely. 1/10 would not recommend.
>>28733828
Fucking this, clingy is terrible.
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl /r9k/? :)
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/4kdoki/female_fas_what_is_something_that_fa_guys_dont/
I'm starting to believe women are incapable of empathy.
No matter what they always have to say how they have it worse, or bring the focus back to them.
Men can help women, why can't women at least let men help themselves?
>>28734088
What do you mean, you can see plenty of empathy they have for their own gender, since they vote brigade the threads and downvote everyone who's a FA male. Isn't that at least something? It's better than the guys have, it's every FA man for himself.
>>28734215
Maybe. Perhaps it's just the remnants of a primitive survivalist culture, where every woman is seen as necessary for her uterus, while only one man is necessary for her sperm?
I dunno. I just want to get out of this hell.
>$5000 neetbucks saved up
>nothing to spend it on
Keep it saved, lad. Your fortune may change unexpectedly.
>>28733706
you could buy a smile from me desu
>>28733706
Go on a holiday to somewhere cheap like Thailand
help me anons. holy shit. i seriously cant breathe. im struggling for breathe right now. what should i do? i feel lille every breath i take, i need to breathe deep deep from my stomach. help me PLEASe! if i fall asleep i may not wake up. this may be my last post. help me robots. holy hell. why is every breathe a struggle?? please help!!
>>28733694
Breathe slowly and deeply through your nose and get to an emergency room
> about to die
> decides to go out posting refried beans
>>28733694
Same thing happened to me when a doc prescribed a painkiller I didn't know I was allergic to (percocet.) No one was home, so I passed out gasping for breath and woke up like 20 hours later thinking I was a ghost.
Hey robots. I recently got tinder and had sex with two girls in the last week. I thought it was gonna be some life changing experience but to be honest it wasn't really that great. It's kind of like masturbating but with another person? I used a condom with both of them but took it off with the second girl because she's on birth control. I was a kissless virgin before this too.
I just wanted to let you guys know that if you're a virgin you aren't really missing out on anything all that great. Like its not that special at all.
>>28733691
>took it off with the second girl because she's on birth control
Bruh you never do that, she could be lying her ass off and now you're stuck paying child support for a little mutant
>>28733717
could have super herpes too
>>28733738
>>28733717
Didn't finish because her dad was gonna be home soon and I had to bail. And there was a little blood because she was so tight so I guess I could have super-AIDS now. Fuck I'm a dumbass.
Does anyone sorta wish we had profiles? Names? An alias (fuck tripfags)?
I know the anonymity "makes 4chan what it is"
But after so spending so long here, seeing so many threads archive only for everybody to disperse and never see each other again, never know who we are talking to -- I'm starting to wish it wasn't so anonymous.
>>28733652
just use reddit then you fucking faggot
Go to Reddit then, you cum guzzling faggot.
>>28733652
>Says fuck tripfags
>I WISH WE HAD NAMES AND PROFILES
Eat a dick
>when you got into a fight at school and everybody started gathering around to watch you get your ass kicked
>>28733638
>When you got into a fight at school with a football player who chose to wear glasses that day
>You don't want to punch him in the face too hard for fear of breaking his glasses
>Everyone watches you half-ass a fight and lose
>At least your parents don't have to pay for his glasses.
>>28733638
real talk fights are definitely one of the things i miss about high school, shit was lit
might have to see if i can find any on youtube still
>>28733638
>When you get into a fight in school and beat the kid into a pulp while crowd is completely silent looking at you like you're a monster
atleast I won :^)
>bought a onahole
>been using it for weeks
>don't care about gfs anymore
Feels great. Why haven't you bought an onahole yet?
i have the one in the pic op, feels good man
>>28733635
Do you have the regular or the hard? I have the hard and it's great. Been thinking about buying some panties for it
>>28733635
What is this one called?origami commento
I just paid 50eur to fuck a whore AMA
Was it worth the money?
Will you post this on Reddit instead of here?
Op. When was the first time you sucked A cock?
>mom finds your cum turtle
>dad finds your cum lobster
>you find mom tasting the cum towels
>peep beep finds the meme creep
>be me
>be 21 f + dating 29 m
>lately turning more and more depressed despite doing well in school/work
>bleak outlook, achievements dont feel like achievements to me or the joy from them is short lived.
>Food doesn't even taste as good to me anymore so I've been losing an unhealthy amount of weight.
>Anxiety overtakes me in social situations with my friends which normally would make me happy.
>overcome with the desire to go home when with friends
>home is mold and mice infested living with 62 year old vet father.
>Have a 3 year old bench warrant for failure to appear to court (6th degree larceny)
>court date is in less than a week
>considering killing myself if charged
>be really drunk and mention this to bf
>one day bf and I were driving around and he took me to a cemetery.
>crack a couple jokes at first but notice bf is incredibly focused.
>oh no.jpeg
>remember that when bf was 4, he walked in on dad who hung himself in his study.
>bf takes me to fathers grave
>has to actually search for it for a few minutes cause that's how long it's actually been since he last was there.
>"Where are ya, ya old bastard..."
>finally find flat gravestone with his dad's name on it.
>We sit there quiet for a few moments and i started crying uncontrollably.
>realize how selfish it was to rub suicide shit in his face.
>this was a week ago.
>Still feel like shit. still feel like relief would be so much better but dont want to hurt people around me. I have a handful of people who are really good and supportive but it just feels like any achievement is more satisfying if I do it for them because I just don't think I'm worth 2 shits enough to do things for myself.
>I want to have better value for myself but I also dont think I'm worth the effort.
>Life is shit and then you die.
Share your sob stories, robots.
>>28733571
>Life is shit and then you die.
Life is what you make of it, if your life is shit, make it not shit, killing yourself just sets your life to 'shit' mode indefinitely.
Clean your father's house he's letting you stay in.
Get a job and move out, if you're anxious, make money online, its 2016.
Get a new boyfriend, maybe your own age, or get a girlfriend.
If food doesn't taste good, learn to cook to your own tastes.
Your boyfriend's little show was dumb, you should focus on doing positive things instead of moping around over how you feel like shit about hurting him now. Waste of time and not what he was trying to get you to see.
If you don't think you're worth any effort, no one else will either. He'll get frustrated or bored of your crap soon enough, he can't change you, only you can.
My life is much more eventful and happy than yours, but also full of actual tragedy and problems. You seem to have little of either in reality, and that's a bigger problem. Go do something.
>>28733571
wait a minute
you are a girl?
>>28733761
>Get a new boyfriend, maybe your own age, or get a girlfriend.
Not OP, but replacing people like this is animal-like behavior.
If you have any shred of dignity and respect for the guy, OP, don't replace your BF just because he's a bit older than you. You can replace him, sure, if things aren't working out, but if they are, don't be shallow.
Can't be as retarded as mine
>threesome with my best friend and his gf
Some skank prostitute at 25
>>28733520
>pic
What in the fuck
>>28733520
Sauce on pic or story
>>28733539
Same
>decide to try stepping out of my shell a bit and leave the house
>sign up for a tour at a state park
>arrive to check in
>everyone else there is a couple
>old married couple, middle age married couple, two couples of twenty somethings
>I'm the only one not in a couple
>park ranger checking me in takes my name, looks at her paper
>looks up smirking and asks in a smug voice "Are all one of you here?" before laughing
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THIS
You should have said some bullshit about how you wish your girlfriend could be here but she's in the hospital battling cancer or how she fell out of the car on the way and is now ded. Make her feel like a piece of shit like she did to you.
>>28733504
Should have said that you wanted her to be your partner
>>28733504
she was on your side op
everyone else was obnoxiously paired up while you're the only actual person there on your own accord
she said that to kind of make a joke of how everyone else was paired up and to identify with you, perhaps to ease the awkwardness wtihout upsetting the normie couples
you just took it the wrong way because you have low self esteem and already had anxiety about the situation
Who /cheater/ here?
>use extended time on exams
>everyone runs out of time trying to finish
>that's okay, I just use my double-time as granted to me by law under the Americans with Disabilities Act for having depression
>>28733501
>tfw too depressed to ask for help and will fail college
Exams aren't supposed to be long
the fuck
>>28733501
That's fucking brilliant. I wish I could do the same, except I'd be labeled broken or socially inept.
