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>Malebots are lonely and depressed people who have never done so much as kiss a girl in their entire life and who fear that they are completely unlovable and undesirable
>All they want is for a female to pay them some positive attention
>Fembots are mentally damaged people who think they're lonely, but have had years of positive male attention, boyfriends, and sex, while simply claiming "but it's not the right type of attention"
>All they want is for Chad to violently rape them
Let's not pretend here. These two groups have NOTHING to relate to each other about.
As it has already been said, it's not possible for a woman to be a robot.
Because they are already whores by default
>>28738324
I'm not even sure if it's that all women are whores. Or even that fembots are whores. They're just very, very different. And from years on this site and board, it definitely seems that fembots are actually MORE promiscuous and pickier than the average woman.
I'm just getting tired of these people who even like to pretend that there are ANY similarities between robots and fembots. There's genuinely no common ground.
>>28738338
My theory is that every woman has a Stacey inside of her. No matter how ugly, insecure or undesirable in general she is, when she has a chance to act Stacey, she becomes Stacey.
Fembots are as cruel and merciless as every other woman.
Why are women completely out of touch with reality?
>humans of new york
haha quirky what's next, pigeons of new york?
>>28738196
Yes (,OP, they are all completely out of touch with reality. I added this bit in brackets to be an originoo commentoo)
They literally believe in prince charming fairy tales and feel cheated if they're not completely happy at all times. They take it out on men, their children and society. They're dangerous.
why is this ugly asian guy even trying?
>that social asian guy
Like there haven't been 100s of them already.
Exploiting his own race to make himself popular. Literally nigger-tier behaviour.
>CO
Explains why he's such a faggot
>>28738136
being a rich chinese guy
>>28738136
Just pay white whores who think they're not whores to be your whore.
How do I get a Slavic gf if I live all the way in New Zealand?
go to a slavic country and marry one
Russia is so shit that if you're not an alcoholic most russian girls will see you as Michael Buble.
they're mostly roasties by genetics though, so be aware of that.
>>28738099
just do what i do bro and you will be sure to do it in no time flat!
cry into your pillow so nobody can hear you because they will judge you
>>28738236
I've heard that you have to beat Slavic girls or else they won't respect you
>wake up and turn on computer
>open up bag of chips and eat some
>open then immediately close games for 30 minutes
>down anti-depressants with a sip of wine because I don't want to leave my room to grab water
>sit around refreshing /r9k/ all day waiting for something to happen
This is my life every day, waiting for someone to save me
>>28738077
Save you, heh good one.
>wine
No one is going to save you from that. If you drink that shit, it's too late.
>>28738077
Here. Listen to some shit about aztec philosophy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uaIeY-FGpI
Happy Sunday fembots.
What are you planning to do and how violent are your rape fantasies?
Any other girls get depressed when they see pretty girls like the one in the ops pic?
I want all other women in the world to die so he has no other choice but to be with me.
I'd kill them all with my own hands if I could.
>>28738108
Why not just appreciate her prettyness rather than getting mad?
This board makes me want to kill myself.
>>28738038
Discussion cannot take place until you elaborate on this. I refuse to make it a question though.
>>28738058
It's just doing nothing for me today, I don't know. It was my birthday lunch today too, and I felt pretty subpar for most of it.
>>28738038
WTF is with the picture , is that from 2023, you know time traveler code says you're not allowed to bring any data from future or past into present
These girls are 18 years old. How does this make you feel?
Unlike normal women, those ones are smart enough to make money from their Chad orgies
Every other girl their age is doing that shit for free
>>28738000
they are ruining their holes,
3 in one is too many, but whatever
I know I'm being the captain now, but that means they had to some of that shit before being legal
show me your best pepe r9gay
>current year
>not having an unironic pepe collection
>everything I type gets me muted
>Kill me
i have no good pepes
ITT: Everybody post a picture of their girlfriend
>>28737930
rate her for me bb boi
>>28738122
Why is there a bulge in her slip?
>>28738141
thats her big clitty
Social Anxiety Thread?
Stories/Tips/Advice/Media
any good vloggers for it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgJiHWEU2mY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuvvOU6y8Vg
I also found this one very insightful
it's nice to find people with similar problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZCIvsUIKu8
This one actually made me cry
anyone have advice when your freinds seem to never want to see you more then once a week?
>>28737911
does anyone else sit at home with their curtains down all the time? I can't stand knowing someone outside might see me. I'm totally fine when I'm not at home tho
>join an /r9k/ skype group
>literally everyone has had a girlfriend
Tired of this shit
>>28737884
>that one girl on cam who everyone is desperately orbiting
>"jesus dude, you really are a robot"
I don't know what I expected
>>28737884
>>28737912
>>28737920
How the fuck do you find r9k skype groups?
NSFW:
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/russian-girl-selfie-before-beheaded-train-160887/
And you say only males are suffering in this war.
>nobody will ever love you this much
Do you think he was tall? Did he have a big dick?
This so fucking old.
>>28737881
was handsome
>call planet fitness
>Ask when pizza day is
>show up for a free week trial on pizza day
>grab a handful of pizza
>take it to go
>cancel membership right after
>I've done this 3 times they still haven't suspected anything
>>28737808
Too much effort just for free pizza
>>28738179
There is no such thing m8
>>28737808
You're an absolute mad man, OP! Keep doing your thing.What type of pizza do they serve by the way?
[part one]
>i woke up at 5pm kicking the piss jugs out from under the semen crusted sheets and onto the garbage covered floor
>I put on my undies and Pepe the Frog Motorcycle Helmet I earned with my Good Boy Points
>then I squeezed my pale meaty arms and legs into my custom made tin armor modified from trash cans
>with food supplies drained since my last midnight munch, my guts vibrated and growled from hunger
>i bound up to the front door hyping myself up with resounding "REEE"s
>i give my heaving gyno ridden chest a primal beating before opening the door and charging outside
>after squinting blindly in the bright sun and no threat in sight, I wearily booked it down the sidewalk; sweat already culminating under my metal apparel like a rain forest
>out of nowhere, a normie walking her dog spots me and gasps in surprise
>she then reaches into her purse, grabs ahold of a rotten cabbage, and launches it at my face
>the vegetable hits it's mark and momentarily stuns me, giving the Stacy time to sound the alarm with a megaphone
>"The robot is out of his cave, I repeat, the robot is out of his cave!"
>my heart drops as normies of all shapes and sizes swarm from their clean abodes after me
>like the first Stacy, hundreds of them armed with rotten fruit, veggies and eggs close in on me
>i made a frantic dash for the supermarket that was stocked with my Mt. Dew, Rito's, and tendies
>sadly, my body's mass was too much for me and I collapsed as a hailstorm of expired food rained upon me
>they begin to chant, "NEET! NEET! NEET! NEET! NEET!"
>I lift my head up just as some manlet Chad kicks the official Pepe the Frog Motorcycle Helmet off my skull
>my unprotected head gets quickly pelted with rocks, rancid groceries, spit, and feces which quickly became entangled in my thick pube-like neck beard hair
>with an exhausted moan, I roll on my back defeated, the supermarket door ten feet away. "So close...", whispered I, "... So god damn close."
[end part one]
[part two]
>as i begin to whimper, my thoughts turn against myself with a sudden seething self hatred
>if only I wasn't born hideous, if only I was taller, if only my dick was bigger, if only I wasn't scared of everything, if only I wasn't a KV NEET...
>"It's not my fault I'm ugly...", i gasped as I'm hit by a used Magnum condom, it's fishy smelling latex sticking to my acne covered forehead
>i closed my damp bloodshot eyes, cleared the filth from my face, then began to whine with a nasally voice, "Why me?! All I ever wanted was fresh tendies, my latest season of animu downloaded on my Linux, and a qt 3.14 pure virgin maiden gf! Why can't I ever have anything nice?!"
>strangely enough, the normie's slow their assault, seemingly to try and listen to my cries
>with snot dripping from my nose, I shout autistically like a child, "I-It's not muh-my fault I'm luh-like this! It's society! It's muh-muh genes! It's your fault! I NEVER ASKED TO BE BIRTHED!!"
>the normies go silent and then the smallest of the mob, a five year old Stacy, steps up to me
>"Neigh, dear Anon, thou speaks falsehoods. For Thou must now understand, normies never locked thou away to be mesmerized by flip book picture shows made in Nippon, normies feed thou not the tendies and Dew, normies keep thou not from bathing the man jam off thy skin. It was thou, Anon. Now gaze, Anon, Thou dost appear not unlike ourselves. Gaze closely at mine face..."
>it was then I realized in horror whom the crowd resembled... it was me!
>every face was like an exact replica of my own
>they all had the same eyes, nose, ears, hair color, everything!
>with a choked cry, I sobbed, "No! It cannot be true! It cannot be! It cannot be my all fault!"
>the child brought her hands to my cheeks and held up my head
[end part two]
[part three]
>gazing down at me with starry eyes and a wise smile, she mused,
>"Thou once again believes wrong. For thou must understand, the suffering thou carries is the burden of us all! That is why we treat thou a cretin, to teach the errors of thou ways. We do this so thou may realize his own follies and correct them. Please, come mine brother, we can teach thou how one should live, act, and feel so thou too may find happiness! Leave the shackles of the NEET behind!"
>tears began to well up in my eyes as I sit up so our eyes are level
>I smiled, then bellowed a flem slinging shitpost, "REEEEEE NORMIES GTFO! JUST B URSELF? TOP KEK YOU STUPID NORMIES JUST DONT GET IT I HAVE ANXIETY AND I WAS BORN UGLY AND CURSED! MUH AUTISM! U CAN NEVER KNOW THE TROUBLES IVE SEEN! NOBODY KNOWS MY SORROW REEEEE"
>I flail wildly as the army of normies bearing my own face surrounded me with disappointed and disgusted expressions
>I give out one last high pitched "REEEEEE!"
>and then they were upon me
[fin]
>>28737752
>>28737776
>>28737794
I spent way too much fucking time on a tldr thread. I have no life; please end my existence senpai.
Anyway, here's some more ass.
