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Happy Sunday fembots.
What are you planning to do and how violent are your rape fantasies?
Any other girls get depressed when they see pretty girls like the one in the ops pic?
I want all other women in the world to die so he has no other choice but to be with me.
I'd kill them all with my own hands if I could.
>>28738108
Why not just appreciate her prettyness rather than getting mad?
>fembots
>On r9k
Is there nowhere that is safe from these fucking attention whores. Why cant you leave us alone and let us have our own space to feel shit
>>28738126
You probably aren't as cute as:
>>28738075
>>28738128
>>28738155
That's right. I'm not as cute as her.
That's why she has to die.
Then he'll be with me.
>>28738191
He doesn't want to be with a worthless 4chan "fembot" who has exposed her body online, like you or her, he probably has dignity.
Pick your femanon.
>>28738240
I don't know who any of these people are, but I find angela the most attractive as far as physical appearance goes.
>>28738279
>Angela
She was 15 when that pic was taken lol.
>>28738240
Lobitah or Cunt-Wizard are patrician choices
>>28738240
Gimme dat Pixyteri senpai.
>>28738131
Fembots are nearly always fat and with bad hygiene. Why not try asking one out?
Entire board despises you girls lol. How does it feel.
moar or sauce plox
>>28738240
>picking anyone other than Ophelia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RjqcTsxx-8
OPHELIA, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
>>28738430
Just like the men on here then
>>28738075
she really has a cute face. i adore it
>>28738561
You fantasise about being raped and shit lololol
>>28738240
>/cgl/ whores
lol no i thought i never going to see that pic ever again
>>28738587
I'm not a woman
mutebloxx
>>28738553
Ophelia a cute.
>>28738240
>Cunt Wizard
wasn't she used to called herself spoony?
>>28738399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siX4lFHezmM
hi fembot be my gf pls
Is there a name for pictures like OP's pic (using a mirror to take a picture of your ass and face at the same time)
I think the underlying issue that a lot of 4channers miss about cosplayers is that girls, or at least white girls who watch anime are like this because they've become myopically attached to a form of media where lewdness is just incidental and fine. A lot of the younger ones consequently misread men and assume that men don't react to blatant sexual provocation in this way (because the guys in anime usually don't, at least not aggressively).
I know this is sounding kinda abstract and theoretical but look at it like this: White female weebs are fucking crazy, they're crazy to a degree that they make male weebs look like pretty cool, well-adjusted people. You doubt me? Look at Applemilk1988, look at Kanadajin, look at Yukapon. These are people in their 20s, they're still like this, they didn't even move to Japan with a JET program job lined up. It was purely motivated by fantasy and whimsy.
In short, white women who watch anime are fucking crazy, fucking perverted, sexually indulgent whores who need to be beaten until they obey.
>>28738508
No different from real life desu
>>28738587
I do the raping around here you permabeta
I'm planning on sleeping and then playing games.
No rape fantasies.
>>28738553
murdered by the russian mob
>>28738677
Wish I could hurt them desu senpai.
>>28738128
>>28738075
What's her name again? Any new pictures since two weeks ago?
>>28738706
>I'm planning on sleeping and then playing games.
What games do you play?
>>28738758
He's not going to play with you, beta male.
>>28738240
SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
SPOONY SPOONY SPOONY
>>28738778
O...okay. I was just curious honest :(
>>28738696
>I do the raping around here you permabeta
please rape me fembot
>>28738816
>>28738623
>>28738376
Which spoony is best spoony?
>>28738867
1 and 3.
Are there any new pics of her?
>>28738835
I would if I could, hun
Though it's no fun for me if you enjoy it.
>>28738867
2, 3, 6, 7 and 9 are the best ones
>>28738867
All of them i used to have a huge crush on her when i was anewfagjesus christ i wonder what she be doing these years
>>28738867
Seven because she was significantly younger jn that picture. You probably got that pic from me, found it on some forum and posted in here like a year ago, it's old as fuck. She was like 14 there. She got too masculine as she aged.
>>28738867
>Which spoony is best spoony?
1 and 2
>>28738896
I'm sure you could make it so that I don't enjoy it
why can't you?
>>28738867
7,9,4
dale!
double dale!
>>28738931
>jesus christ i wonder what she be doing these years
Just stealing hearts.
>>28738553
>>28738617
More of Ophelia?
I'm just gonna work on my art and bake my oneitis a cake.
Rape fantasies are really nasty senpai.
Can femanons post in this thread? Just watching Brannigan with my parents.
>>28738896
Lol at female doms. So pathetic.
>>28738075
That girls body is perfect
Who is she? I need more of her
Few questions for femanons:
what age did you lose your virginity?
how often do you have sex?
how many guys have you had sex with?
would you have sex with a virgin guy?
>>28739233
Only a cuckold would want to know how often fembots are getting dicked and how they first got seeded.
>>28739278
Vast majority of fembots are into cuckolding
>>28738240
The one who has only ridden 5 cm of dick.
>>28739296
Cuckolding Chad with a virgin robot?
Now that's something I could get into.
Do you fembots ever have boyfriends or sex, or does anyone ever ask you out? Just wanna know if you're trve
>>28739318
Why? Seems fucked up more than anything.
>>28739377
>Why would a robot be into a fantasy where Chad gets cucked and he gets laid?
Oh jee, I dunno.
>>28738075
what is the source of this anojnn
>>28739426
He thought you were a female
>>28738240
These just look like generic /cgl/ femanons, not fembot
I like Chokelate and Flan though.
>>28738954
She was like 18 when she posted that. She's 24 now apparently.
Eat ice cream in the dark like an idiot.
Play vidya
Read
Take a shower
If I feel strong enough, go for a walk
Such is life.
>>28741002
>Eat ice cream in the dark like an idiot.
Can I have some? I think I'm dying of starvation.
>>28741002
What vidya do you have in mind?
>>28738240
I only like Logseux in that picture.
I thought she would get more picks on here.
pretty sure this is a /cgl/ pic, you should add miiiiiiiiiillggggggg:DDDD
>>28741002
Do you really only browse the internet for you to have nothing but File Explorer and Chrome pinned on your taskbar?
>>28741002
nice tumblr filename, faggot
>>28741098
>he isn't a minimalist
for shame
>>28738075
Stephanie have you gone and changed your hair colour again?
>>28741112
You'd be surprised. You be ashamed.
>>28738075
Daily reminder that I save ALL people photos that get posted here.
Sometimes I go out on my roof and browse 4chan until my battery runs out, maximum comfy
>>28739081
Would you share some of your art with us anon?
>>28741135
>2016
>Still using Notepad++
Look at this wannabe programmer.
>>28741156
Those don't look like female hands familia.
>>28741167
I prefer it over Sublime Text. I don't even use it for programming though, just text editing, JSON and XML.
I program in visual studio and it's literally my job and trained profession so don't imply I'm a wannabe.
>>28741156
I do the same thing, sadly it's been raining on and off today.
>>28741220
>I program in visual studio
>don't imply I'm a wannabe.
top kek m8
>>28741167
Who gives a shit
Where are the roboys thread mate??
>>28741135
Thats the same background as this right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
>>28741234
I bet you program in Java.
>>28741241
Yes, that's where I got it from.
ALL women are WHORES!!!
Coming here is just another branch in the cock sucking life of a succubus.
>>28741263
You don't like having your cock sucked then? Are you gay?
>>28741257
Cool choice dude, I found this vaporwave background and I did some colour thing on my phone to get this, I really really like it, got it on my phone aswell/
>>28741281
I demand my cock be sucked, now get down on all fours whore.
>>28741156
>that fucking cup rim
Jesus, that's disgusting. Get a filter for your kettle already.
>>28741135
>Windows 10
>Note++, Snipping tool
>Explorer midway through the taskbar instead of far left
>24h time
Disgusting.
>>28741026
I already ate this one, but I think there is a cheesecake one in the freezer.
>>28741030
Fallout New Vegas.
Boone and ED-E give good conversation.
>>28741098
Nah, but I don't like things in the taskbar
>>28741110
Thanks for noticing, champ.
>>28741344
>I already ate this one, but I think there is a cheesecake one in the freezer.
I've never had cheesecake but I'm willing to try. Where are you at?
>>28741291
I had pic related as my background for the longest time until I ran into that song. It really puts me at ease and relaxation, and the background makes me feel incredibly homely.
I have more songs you'd probably like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1h9xxCU20g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIcyH9PHc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ephdl5HjIzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8TMZreNmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lzk4Ixm28Y
>>28741300
I'm a guy. You just asked a guy to suck your cock. You're LITERALLY gay.
I'm not gay though.
>>28741331
Windows 10 forced update and I needed a development environment for Windows 10 anyway. This OS makes me want to kill myself and I want to go back to Windows 7.
What's wrong with snipping tool?
My country uses 24 hour clocks conventionally.
The file explorer thing is just autism though.
>>28741344
>Fallout New Vegas
Good choice famalam. What build/playstyle you rolling with?
>>28741311
I know I know, I drink a copious amount of tea so I have alot of cups, this one is one which I brought from poundland for a pound, pretty good I use it for ramen and otherstuff, downside is my dad keeps on stealing it and "claiming" its a gift, he uses it for his own damn tea...
>>28741344
have a (you) for being a qt fembot
>>28741452
>no milk
Can you squirt some breast milk into the tea for me, this is a fembot thread after all.
>>28741396
Cheers mate, some of my fave songs are related
https://youtu.be/DRFlyfcbcFM
https://youtu.be/grqEjSfVuBg
https://youtu.be/eqfiHfDmOnw
https://youtu.be/I3ZZOmjO5Ww
https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc
https://youtu.be/ESLhQ9-wrsg
>>28741489
I fucking hate milk in my tea, it makes it taste DISGUSTING imo sorry mate
>>28741511
I like the first and third.
Fourth is perfect.
Second one is a meme though. So is loadsamoney but I've known that one for so long that I actually started liking it.
Are you Australian?
>>28741452
would you please be my drinking tea girlfriend?
I just want the lovely steamy smell while we cuddle or holdhands, I would give you little sips of tea while i hold your cup.
>>28741380
Spain...
>>28741409
Some kind of chem-swallower gunman. Will side with House cause the power of rolling.
>>28741465
Thank you, anon. Have a (you) for having a good Sunday.
>>28741701
It's a dude you beta shitlord.
>>28741710
I don't care. that only makes it better.
>>28741511
>I fucking hate milk in my tea, it makes it taste DISGUSTING imo sorry mate
That's a shame desu, together we could have ruled the board.
>>28741662
London- Mixed race Sri Lankan and British :^)
Liked only the fourth one tbqh mate but thanks for the music
I found the vaporwave one on this play list
>>28741701
Yeah I didn't really make it clear but I'm a dude
>>28741719
The milk just ruins the aftertaste sorry
>>28741740
yeah, like who cares if you are dude, it is better. be gf please.
>>28741708
>Spain...
Fine, can you pay for my plane ticket?
>>28741708
>Some kind of chem-swallower gunman. Will side with House cause the power of rolling.
Neat, wish I could see your playthrough.
>>28741396
>Doj isn't gay
lmao nobody is buying that faglord mchomo cocksmoker.
>>28741708
Hola, comparte el pie con queso y leche.
Se mi novia por favor
>>28741756
Sorry mate I'm not gay, we could play vidya or something
>>28741740
Opps forget to boast playlist
https://youtu.be/FnNLodiKKyc
>>28741719
I usually buy some herbal tea from this dutch ikea thing called Hema on the way home from College but I've run out so I've had to "settle" for shit-tier PG tips
>>28741708
Teach me Spanish, Papi.
>>28741789
>Sorry mate I'm not gay
oh me neither, I guess we have that in common, we could work it out.
please be gf
>>28741815
Nigger no
>>28741857
I guess I'm frienzoned again, feels bad man, I really thought we could have something, I really iked you.
I would have given up milk on my tea for you.
>>28741710
Hey that's my word.
>>28741719
I like that cup. I want to get a monster hunter cup, probably with a Felyne head imprinted on it.
>>28741740
I assumed you lived in Australia because of the constant influx of "mate"s and the abo thing.
You go to /mu/, don't you.
>>28741778
It's not gay if there's no penetration involved.
>>28741889
>>28741889
Boasting smug anime faces ain't really the way to go, unoriginal and stupid, each time I see a anime face all I think is how many shitty Burmese moving image shows are out in the wild world. The mass amounts of "unique" anime's out there really numb the affect of each image I see.
post something original and unique mate
>>28741904
Don't go on /mu/ but I have a pretty massive playlist of "decent" music
>>28741904
>I like that cup. I want to get a monster hunter cup, probably with a Felyne head imprinted on it.
Thanks, its from the UK online store "moonpig". I just selected the blank mug and uploaded the drawing of Richard Stallman to it, it was a birthday gift to myself.
This is the one I used https://www.moonpig.com/uk/Product/Customise/27/PU041b-MU/
Its a bit of a pain getting the sizing right as they don't tell you the optimum resolution.
>>28741757
I could barely pay for mine. I'm already paying for uni.
>>28741764
You can play too
>>28741786
>comparte el pie
Uh, ok?
> I'm already regretting this joke
>>28741807
I would be a terrible teacher, anon.
>>28741968
but she isn't smug thoug. she is in a sad semi ree state
you just rejected me, and now you are bullying me and verbally abusing me, please stop it, I had genuine interest in you, but I can't take this.
>>28741968
Your music tastes almost scream /mu/, first time I guessed wrong.
>"decent"
The only kind of good music is the kind you like, no such thing as objective music taste. ;^)
>>28741984
I'm an autist when it comes to merchandise and don't feel okay about getting a non official MonHan mug.
>>28741984
S-should I get it or not?
I don't "really" need a new cup with my massive tea cup but it would be kinda cool
>>28742038
i-is that your foot, ma'am?
>>28742051
Wanted to post this pic with it but I forgot.
>>28742038
Espera Cual chiste?No le dicen pie de queso? ya somos novios? r9k no permite acentos ni simbolos de interrogacion de apertura
>>28742040
Welp y'know Anon after seeing a gazzilon fucking "Smug" anime faces I just see them as all one bloody thing, I don't even click on them, I only assume that the poster is "avid" anime poster which I don't really lean towards desu
>>28742051
I don't know mate, I've been laughed at before because of my music taste
>>28742055
I'd say go for it, I still chuckle when opening the kitchen cupboard and see Mr Stallman telling me to install gentoo.
Mum still doesn't understand what its meant to be which makes it even better.
>>28742080
>>28742038
Ay que idiota soy, ya entendi el chiste. lo cual lo hizo mas gracioso, rei genuinamente
>>28741786
>>28742080
I'm glad learning Spanish paid off and I can read the majority of these posts.
>>28742038
>I would be a terrible teacher
Maybe, but who else is going to teach me?
>>28742051
>official MonHan mug
How much do they cost?
>>28742105
what are they saying?
oregairu s1 ep 4 [horriblesubs]
>>28742087
Is not esmug though
>fantasise about getting violently raped by a gang of men
>realise nobody wants a 5ft womanlet with permanent bitch face
>experience sadness
>go back to my dependable dildo
>doesn't satisfy me any more
>experiment with increasingly riskier things
Should I try a baseball bat next?
>>28742150
>>realise nobody wants a 5ft womanlet with permanent bitch face
try posting your face, I am curious.
like for real.
>>28741002
>nobody asks what book he's reading
What book are you reading, bro?
>>28742150
Have you seen Moral Orel?
His mom uses a jackhammer to fuck her pussy, head to the hardware store.
>>28742121
play-asia has a lot of them with price ranges inbetween ~5 to 25 dollar.
I swear I'm going to be dirt poor when I get a more dependable income to waste on nothing but monster hunter merch. I will fill my entire apartment with Monster Hunter.
>>28742126
Something about milk and cheese with the animeposter asking them to be their gf.
>>28742150
Have you triedgoing to Japan?
>>28742194
>head to the hardware store.
Did someone say hardware store?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t6hagxzSdw
>>28742126
Oh and something about /r9k/ not allowing special characters so the teaposter thought he was making a joke when in reality it was just forced bad Spanish
>>28742218
looks painful, he can carpet bur himself and permanent damage.
>>28742182
I'm really not confident enough, sorry.
>>28742194
Nope. A jackhammer sounds fun though.
>>28742211
I'd love to, but I'm not sure tiny Asian willies are going to satisfy me.
>>28742080
>pie
It means ''foot'' in spanish. Yeah, sorry, stupid joke. My bad.
>>28742118
I can teach you if you want, but there are much better options out there.
>>28742126
cheesecake, be my gf, where's the joke, yada yada
>>28738240
>there are actually people who would pick Spoony
She's quite literally the quintessentially insane "fembot." She is the standard of which all other girls on this board need to be judged by.
I would almost argue if a chick on here is legitimately less damaged than Spoony, she's actually worth going after.
>>28742236
Post location/skype so that Anons can rape you
>>28742236
>tiny Asian willies
That's rudebut statistically true.
>>28742226
Is Teaposter even a thing?
Sounds like something I would do
>tfw you have to use cheap tea so the bottom is full of leaves which makes it impossible to finish so it leaves a disgusting mark at the bottom
>>28742235
Lube and a slow motor is your friend here.
>>28742239
I know it means foot, I understood the joke, I actually kek'd for the silly cute joke.
see.>>28742103
I thought you were joking about me for asking you to be gf but i didn't get at first.
Spanish is actually my first language
but I guess you wouldn't like a sudaca bf anyway, para que vivir?
>>28742269
I'm like, in the UK. I guess if people posted theirs, I'd add them, maybe?
>>28742290
>Is Teaposter even a thing?
I hope so, I can just imagine the NEET posters asking why the wagecucks are not drinking a nice cup of tea whilst snug as a bug under the duvet.
>>28742236
Just post a quick sealfe an the delete it.
I really wanna see your cut bitchy face .
please do it so I can get a crush on you and then get my hearth broken knowing that you are way out of my league.
>>28742324
What the fuck is wrong with you senpai? I'm in the UK and this is why everyone hates our women.
>>28742352
Once you put something on the internet, it's there forever.
>>28742211
>25 dollar.
Kind of expensive for mug imo, considering they cost less than a fraction of that to produce.
> I will fill my entire apartment with Monster Hunter.
Can't wait to see that episode of hoarders, all you can see is the glow of /r9k/ being emitted from under a pile of monster hunter figurines.
>>28742239
If I based my life on picking the best options I wouldn't be here, now would I?
>>28742324
Alright add me, donotgointothecity
>>28742377
you can delete it my silly cute bitch face crush.
Let me completely fall for you already.
>>28742211
>>28742380
Hahah holy shit 25 pounds???
I actually bought my massive sturdy mug for 1 from pound land lmao
Nigger just buy it from there, don't buy a shitty fragile one mine is perfect for comfy shit posting on the roof with a hot forest herbal tea in humid weather.
Is the pound sign really a ASCII text?
>>28742374
What do you mean?
Fuck you robot, I'll fucking deck you cunt.
Ayo hol up
Who /T E X A S/ here
>>28742290
I was referring to the other Spanish person since they were posting tea the entire time.
I'm also not sure what gender they are anymore, this thread has been a clusterfuck.
>>28742352
>post a quick selfie and delete it
Then everyone is just going to look this thread up on desustorage and see the pic anyway, then she'll be reposted ad infinitum. Faces of /r9k/ is a thing and there's plenty dickheads who like posting someone who doesn't want to be posted.
>>28742380
>>28742432
I know it's expensive but I won't be spending my money on anything else anyway. I just feel comfortable about owning expensive official merchandise of my favorite franchise.
Like you have no idea what a big fucking deal Monster Hunter is to me and how I'm willing to throw tons of money at Capcom just to indulge myself in it even more.
>>28739940
>i like the manwoman and the literal man
embarrassing newfag trip is embarrassing
Can someone who speaks Spanish tell me how to say "lay down your arms", as in, "put down your weapons in surrender"?
Is 'rindan las armas' appropriate?
>>28742324
I'm in the UK. Are you chubby?
>>28742381
Can't argue with that
>>28742309
Oh, ok.
I'm fine with south america, or, well, any place, in general. I like learning, listening and reading about people, they allow you to see things from another perspective. Where are you from?
>>28742192
The Witcher saga (yes, I know) and a book about how gunpowder transformed the wars in Europe in the Medieval and early Modern history.
Damn, man. It took them 80 years to realize that shooting at the gates and walls was a better idea than throwing rocks inside the cities.
>>28742490
Flan is a trap? Wow she's convincing.
>>28742374
No it's because you have too many Muslims.
>>28742479
If you're gonna waste 25 bux waste it on me and buy me fallout4 please
I'll try and pay you back I promise
>>28742544
35% hispanic 2bh senpai
>>28738867
the one where she isnt mentally ill
>>28742558Why don't you just pirate it until you have the money to buy it?
Besides I don't actually have the money to waste on merch right now. I have debts to pay off, electronics to buy and some other necessities before I can go spending on luxury consumer goods again.
>>28742595
Why are you telling me this?
>>28742524
Hey, mind not ignoring my question you fuck? I can't speak your fancy latin tongue >>28742504
>>28742610
Alright I'm getting really fucking sick of your posting style, stop responding to me, immediately.
>>28742614
I don't owe you an answer, fuckhead
>>28742638
Oh, were you saying Flan was 35% Hispanic? Are you still that Anon?
>>28742504
Suelta el arma, y pon las manos donde las pueda ver!.
at least that what they say in movies.
>is rindan las armas appropriate?
no, funny, not even close.
>>28742524
you have cute socks, is that a compliment?, and I am not even a foot person
I always thought or felt, that Spaniards were kinda heavy racist to latin americans. I don't know why I assume that is the standard on anyone, I know I am wrong, but I just assume it.
I'm not even from a interesting part od south america, I'm not from south america at all. well you would call it south america anyhow.soy de la parte donde a veces pronunciamos la x como j
>>28742614
>I can't speak your fancy latin
Is spanish fancy?
>>28742614
Sorry m8.
It depends, maybe in latin america you can use ''rindan las armas'' in Spain you'll have to go with ''Tira el arma'' - Drop your weapon
>>28742080
sos re boludo hermano jajajajaj
Goodbye Anons I've got to do some "work" now Might teapost later tbqh
>>28742677
>maybe in latin america
no, It also sound idiotic to us the "rindan las armas".
Suelta or Tira el arma is the way to go.
>>28742720
what is teaposting though?
>>28742677
>>28742725
What's wrong with rindan las armas?
Would it be like the Spanish speaking equivalent of saying "drop your guns" or something? Is is just less formal sounding?
>>28742517
Not really, no.
Why?
>>28738108
I'm a guy and I get depressed when I see women
>>28742744
Nah, that would be like ''surrender (?) your weapon''.
As >>28742725 said, ''Tira el arma'', ''Tiren las armas'' in plural.
>>28742754
JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING KISS STOP SPEAKING LIKE THAT
>>28742740
You tell me
Teaposting is new to me mate
>>28742744
Ok I'll try to explain it, "rindan las armas" is an actual spanish expression, but not in the context you want to use it, rindan las armas is actually very formal and archaic form used in military political context that means To surrender, but not as a person but as a group. like if a dude sends a message to a beta uprisers and claims for them to surrender or to stop their mess he would be with the "rindan las armas por favor".
In the context you want to use as a direct order to someone to "drop your weapon" is better use:
suelta el arma
suelta las armas
suelten las armas
tira el arma
tira las armas
tiren las armas
If you use it "rindan las armas" as a direct order, just doesn't work, would sound retarded and idiotic.
>>28742847
weezer the...
what is that?
>>28742245
Why what's wrong with her?
>>28738867
3 would look better with a more full hairstyle, that one just makes her look kinda wierd with the way the hair sorta looks uneven I cant describe it.
>>28742778
>>28742863
Ahh, thanks senpaitachi. That'll help me out in the future.
>>28742874
My favorite band Weezer.
The band is alright in my opinion a few songs I find personally relateable to my life
Song in pic related https://youtu.be/NjLt0LS1M0I
My favorite and most robot song IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z53HGc1_ea0
>pic related what happens when you drink filthy cheap tea
>>28742940
pls anon don't try to rob a bank
>>28742894
There's a lot I could say, but to summarize her, she got her ears cut to look more like an Elf's ears.
I believe that's all I really need to say.
Fembots, I got cross faded at a party last night now a girl is asking me if I remember what I said to her, wat do
>>28742952
Don't mean to digress but my fucking tea looks like week old tomato soup with lined burnt hair laced inside it I want my fucking herbal tea back :-c
>>28742245
I had spoony on Skype for the better part of a year and she's a hell of a lot more normal than you would expect, and friendlier than I expected desu.
>>28742965
not female, but my normie familia, what about asking her if she remembers?
like turn it out onto her.
>>28739233
>what age did you lose your virginity?
17
>how often do you have sex?
Never
>how many guys have you had sex with?
One
>would you have sex with a virgin
Yes
>>28739233
what age did you lose your virginity?
>14
how often do you have sex?
>extremely rarely
how many guys have you had sex with?
>3
would you have sex with a virgin guy?
>yes please
>tfw no qt fembot gf with stinky feet
>>28742754
Was just curious. What kind of guys do you like?
>>28743055
>>yes please
Location?
Fembots, would you date a Latino guy if he wasn't the ignorant type?
>>28742963
Because filling your chest cavity with silicone and breaking your nose with a hammer and resetting it is so much more normal lel
>>28743116
Didn't you mean immigrant type?
Ay ay que quisiste decir camarada?
>>28743147
You speak my exact language.
>>28743147
No, I meant ignorant. Like as long as he wasn't a Latino wigger.
>>28743204
So where are you from exactly mate?
Location and ethnicity
>>28743204
what do you mean by this?
tbo fa1
>>28743212
not female but where are you from?
>>28743234
Netherlands, predominantly Germanic white with a bit of Ashkenazi kike blood mixed in.
>>28743250
The part where ignorant was replaced with immigrant.
>>28743264
New York
I'm not trying to get my boipucci pounded
athens can you please kill yourself rather than wasting your life shitposting
you are an abomination to society and the internet
All big titted whores must die.
>fembot thread
>most of the posters are thirsty betas
Every time.
I want a fembot's stinky ass in my face
>>28743304
Who the heck is Athens?
>>28743329
Honestly this seemed to have been one of the least thirsty instances of a fembot thread, and that's a refreshing sight.
>>28743328
Please be my flat gf so that I can make you feel like shit for not having nice breasts
>>28743328
Do you have a butt at least?
>>28743357
oh just shut it doj. Im getting tired of you shit.
>ywn be as pretty as Spoony or any of the other /cgl/ whores
>if spoony wanted to fuck your bf you would be history
just die
>>28743389
Why can't we be friends, Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83jGCWCcBzc
>>28743450
I actually like you, sometimes, like when you help the other day the kid with the monster hunter rom and indirectly helped me, but the fact that you turn yourself thirsty af in the fembots threads for pussy attention by this under the table whitknighting puts me off.
I would befriend you if you were not trip, i couldn't even care for you attention whoring on fembot threads, but the fact that you try to achieve this by tripping is putting me off
>>28738108
Yeah, fucking terribly so.
Might try and reconnect with old friends, but probably not going to. I'm going to at least teach myself how to cook a dish then end the day with drinking and videya. Not really into rape fantasies desu famalam.
>>28743265
>Doj is a kike
Explains all the shilling tbqh family
>>28743502
It's more complicated than that (in fact it's completely inaccurate). See pic. tl;dr is that I think it's funny that some people get mad just because I have a tripcode and I never bothered to take it off ever since.
As for being in these threads, I suck at getting along with guys. I don't want any pussy attention either. I've been in plenty (online) relationships and they just end up being too stressful. I do still love talking to fembots but with the only intend of socializing.
Also at this point people would recognize me regardless of trip, so does it make any difference?
>>28743527
Actually I do all the shilling becauseI'm a huge dickhead.
>>28741789
>I usually buy some herbal tea from this dutch ikea thing called Hema on the way home from College
Where do you study?
Fembots, describe your ideal penis in detail
>>28741789
Oh whoops I completely missed this post.
Nice playlist, listening to it now.
>>28738108
Not really because I don't think you don't need to be pretty to get a bf.
But you do need to make a boy feel that he can just bee himself around you and I seem to be incapable of that which makes me unhappy.
>>28743636
Place in London, I'll rather not say tbqh mate
>>28743736
I always be myself and I can bee myself around anyone. Does this mean I get a free gf?
>>28743139
When did I say either of those things was better, faggot? Shut the fuck up before I put you down.
>>28743736
Try feeding him drunk so he loses all of his filters, then the day after, after you've seen him act like his probable retarded self, you can reassure him that it was endearing and he'll probably feel more comfortable about being himself.
>>28743869
Don't be mean. This is a bully free zone.
>>28743736
>I seem to be incapable of that
Explain further.
>>28743847
Oh, I was wondering because you said you bought it from a dutch store and I'm dutch myself. Are there Hemas in London, or were you studying in the Netherlands at some point?
>>28738750
Crazychan/bphrodite?
>>28743869
Watch yourself on that edge :^)
>>28744001
I went Holland a few years back when I was a cadet to walk 100 miles
But since I don't really care it's this Hema in Kingston I only go there to buy tea I assume is from VC or something
>>28744052
I never knew there were Hemas anywhere outside of the Netherlands.
I hate that store chain. The layout of them are awful.
>>28744052
So there are Hemas outside of NL. Never knew, pretty cool.
>>28744071
Are you Dutch? They seem fine to me.
>>28738240
Flan is okay in my book
>>28744102
Yeah, with a Hema literally one street away.
>>28744102
There's one near London Victoria that my mom goes too to get me tea
My mom actually loved in Holland for a few years so she speaks Dutch so she enjoys going there
>>28743984
>black
>5'9''
>naturally serious expression
>monotone
None of these traits make men feel they can be vulnerable around you.
>>28744979
>>Black
Irrelevant
>>5'9"
Mostly irrelevant unless they're really insecure about being a manlet
>>Naturally serious expression
Okay you got that one
>>Monotone
I could kind of see this too. Once you get to know someone a bit though this can become less of an issue.
>>28743448
That really isn't true.
>>28745096
>he unironically thinks there are manlets who aren't insecure about their height
>>28745157
>implying I'm not 5'7 and don't give a fuck
>>28745188
i guess you haven't been to a club where everyone, including the women are 6'+
it's some scary shit my manlet brother
>>28745222
>going to a club
>>28745096
So boys don't worry about being able to "satisfy" a black girl and it's just a meme?
>>28745222
Probably because I don't go to clubs. I'd say maybe 2/3 of guys in town are taller than me though. It's a small town.
>>28745290
I'm sure some do, but that's mostly got more to do with their dick and porn, not as much black girls. Let's be honest though if you fall for any dick size memes it doesn't really matter.
>>28738240
Tfw no cunt-wizard gf
She looks perfect
Any sissy slut looking to get bullied today? Im pretty bored and horny.
Perks of having a big cup
Pic related teacup with TWO packs I ramen in it :^)
>>28745124
YES IT IS TRUE LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS SHE IS
How hard is it to find someone to talk with who isnt cringy af
>>28744153
>one of the most well-known tripfags on this board
>nederland
Fuck I hate this country so much I wanna live in the US WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I LIVE IN THE US REEEE
>>28745765
I'm not cringey but are you a boring pleb tho
>>28745765
What exactly are you looking for?
>>28745805
but I don't know who you are?
>>28738867
>6 and 7
>>28745825
You're autistic nevermind
just how do these cancerous threads get over 200 replies?
>>28745869
Can I get that in english pal
>>28745908
I'm not your pal buddy
>>28745577
>Any sissy slut looking to get bullied today? Im pretty bored and horny.
Yes if you're a girl
>>28738240
Really late to this party, but FlanJust the right amount of furry
>>28745812
Someone to talk about video games with who isn't a sex crazy imbecile
>>28738240
jesus christ i would never want to be seen next to any of you in public.
absolutely disgusting
>>28746099
I'm not a desperate virgin and I like vidya. I'd like someone to shoot the shit with. Wanna chat?
>>28738075
is she French?
>>28746127
name? check
avatar? check
into the trash it goes
>>28746127
>posts worthless opinion
>nobody bites
>better up the ante
>>28746155
>>28746211
>implying a whoerbot is in the position to put anyting into the trash
pic related
>>28738240
charms, cunt-wizard or chokelate for me kthxbai
>>28746129
Consider suicide faggot
>>28738867
definitely #7
robod vilder muded me :DDDD
>>28746310
Okayorigami killer
>>28741220
there are lots of text editors w/ syntax highlighting that aren't total SJW cuckery like npp... try gedit you fucking faggot
Fembots, how stinky are your feet and assholes?
>>28746220
>all femanons are whores but why won't anybody give ME attention?!!
Pathetic
>>28743578
>male feminist
>kike
in other words, water is wet
>>28746099
What kind of video games do you play?origami
>>28746129
Ok what are your dets
>>28746220
the whole point of 4chan is anonymity... fuck off to r3ddit if you want a name
>>28746427
>Pathetic
not an argument
>>28746502
maybe not but it describes you pretty well!
>>28746482
Shoot me an email[email protected]
>>28746519
>!
lmao you're so predictable it's boring. up your game some more you forgettable whoer
>>28746502
I'm not trying to argue just letting you know your thirst for attention rivals any femanon or woman in general
>>28746602
don't worry bro no one remembers you either, they just see that you're an attention whore, but no one remembers your name
>>28746656
>I'm not trying to argue just letting you know your thirst for attention rivals any femanon or woman in general
t.you
>>28746702
wow so analytical and le smart XD
The craziest and most unstable fembot here should date me. Thanks in advance! Apply within!
>>28746722
seems like I hit a nerve...
you're even more pathetic than doj kek
>all these self-admitted ugly as fuck fembots
>they still think they have room to be picky
kek
women really are all the same
>>28746722
Yeah that's how I know retard
>>28738128
>why not appreciate chad's charm instead of getting mad
You know its doesn't work like that.
>>28746761
fuck off you enabling fucking cuck. you are ruining this board
>>28746771
>inserting non-existant emotions into my post
is this projection?
> more pathetic than doj kek
isn't he you're little white knight lap dog? lmao
>>28746807
but you're not. I was mocking your feeble attempt at projecting your typical whore insecurities
>>28746834
"wah wah someone likes things I don't"
I've been here longer than you please go tripfriend, you're ruining this board
>>28742150
>5ft womanlet with permanent bitch face
Not an issue
>fantasise about getting violently raped by a gang of men
Fucking disgusting unless you're a cuck.
Look for an accepting cuck.
Question; Are there any REAL girls here, not "girls"aka traps/sissys/whatever you call them?
Why do so many Latinas have resting bitch face?
And I'm asking this as someone who loves Latinas
>>28746834
Judging from your replies it seems it was more than feeble and a successful one at that
Why are females on a completely new level of disgusting
>>28747009
>comes to the fembot thread
>"why are females icky"
what are you fuckin gay?
>>28746952
Sleepy faces are pretty common here when you take pictures, even i have to make a concious effort to open my eyes to avoid fucking up. I guess it has to do with native (and thus partly east asian) genetics.
>>28738075
>>28738128
Source of this semon demon pls
>>28747223
I thought resting bitch face meant a chick whose face perpetually looks unhappy
I'm judging this based off Latinas (and some Latino males as well) I see walking around
>>28743017
>>28743055
thank you for responding angelanons <3
>>28746952
I don't get the bitchface meme
>>28747620
Well when I see Hispanic chicks walking around, they often have an unhappy look, which seems forced.
Not all of them, of coursee
>>28747272
Oh, my bad then.
I have never thought about it so i wouldn't know for sure. I guess it has to do with the fat cheeks and wide nose latinas tend to have
>>28746127
Would you shut the fuck up you wannabe elitist dumb fuck? You're just trying to play the "they're in my exclusive inner social circle of tripfags and I am offended that you lesser beings, you imps would dare dishoner these fine women. dont you know!? I'm the proud muscle of the group and of course im jumping to the rescue!".
God you fucking insane, retarded loser. lose the code and fuck off our board already you dumbfucks are not exclusive and no one really fucking cares about you other than to remind you of your place every now and again.
>>28747701
no, it's not their facial features. they just look like they're putting on an angry face
I don't think latinas have wide noses anyway, I actually like latina noses a lot. They're my favorite kind of nose.
>>28747765
>they just look like they're putting on an angry face
Never felt that way. Actually i think latinas smile more than others. Maybe it's just that they are more expressive so they show smiles and angry faces more often.
>>28748065
it might just be coincidence, then. It's from a relatively small sample size. And the Latinas I actually know aren't like that so there's that.
you said you're latina, right?
>>28748209
Colombian.
I'm a man tho.
>>28747272
I think Latinos just have an angry or depressed face naturally. The angst is there for most of us unless you were lucky to grow up upper middle class- my jaw is fucked from lack of dental care growing up so I have a permanent clenching tensed up mouth, people say I look so sad and don't know how to not do that.
Funny to read someone actually likes our noses though, most of us hate our noses
>>28748558
Latino noses vary widely, but I usually like the ones I see.
And maybe for certain underclass Latinos, either they're actually upset or they're just trying to look "cool" or whatever.
>>28742524
which region of spain are you from? i'm a big spainaboo so i love talking to people from there
Anyone have the Gif of the girl bent over a pool table shaking her hips?
>>28748625
Oh there are some that try way too hard to be hard (wannabe gangbangers/spics who think they're black and actual cholos and shit) but there's also a lot of us who are quiet, don't like to fight, just wanna live and get stoned on their free time or whatever
I used to despise my nose but grew into it, as a kid it made me fucking ugly cause it's weird to see a nose like that on a small face. I kind of like it now.
>>28748935
Oh god I can't stand Latino wiggers, at least actual cholos have their own style. But I'm also referring to people who don't look like the wannabe thug type, just normal people who walk around with the puss on their face. It's not all of them of course, but I see it more than I would like. Sometimes I see a cute Mexican chick and I wanna say "put a fucking smile on!".
How would you describe your nose?
I'm mostly white, part Latino, my nose is kinda unusual because it used to be straight but now has a bump on it. My nose is a little too wide for my face, but I've grown to like it and I think it looks good with my now long hair.
>>28738108
As guy I just get tfw no qt gf.
>>28738240
mary jane, chokelate, or derpqueen
this is knowing nothing about these girls though. might need to know their personality, if they will actually dress like this around me and how many dicks they have taken before deciding
>>28749041
Maybe we are just a cursed people, my family has that same problem we all look pissed off and unapproachable. I'm used to being around Mexicans all the time so I don't really register how on edge we all look until a white or black person says it.
Mines large but not too wide with a slight crook- have a huge face with big cheeks so it actually balances out. I've grown to like mine too, thankfully.
>>28749522
Other people have made this observation to you also?
And yeah, that's a good way to describe it, "on edge". The Mexicans I've actually talked to have all been friendly, though.
And where do you live?
Yeah my crook is slight but I'm not even sure if sure if my nose was supposed to look like that, it didn't form until I was like 15. The only injury I remember is getting punched in the face when I was 12, but my nose wasn't even broken.
Are you male or female?
>>28742038
please take off that sock
i want to see your spanish feet.
>>28738108
Maybe you're just not bisexual enough.
>>28738131
>Someone makes a fembot thread.
>fembot thread
>A thread for fembots
>A malebot posts in it and calls them attention whores.
KEK. Never change, /r9k/.
>>28750069
Do Spanish girls have stinky feet?
>>28750150
i doubt it. most girls are very clean.
but i want to see femanon's feet.
Yaaaaaawn
G'night /R9K/
>>28741708
Pls be in Sevilla
>>28746916
traps sissies and trans are three different things
My rape fantasies are pretty standard, I really like when they start off when I'm asleep.Soaking in a bath full of ice for a while then pretending to be dead while being fucked is the best.I'm planning to watch a movie soon, continue my obsessive cyber-stalking or study for my French exam that's on Tuesday.
>>28738240
>/cgl/ camwhores
no thanks
>>28750715
>Tripfag doesn't like camwhores.
Take a load of this """guy"""!
>>28749796
Yeah, when I actually had a job there was a black kid from New York who said "ya'll got a lot of fine girls but ya'll hard as hell to talk to and boring" or something along those lines, was a couple of years ago. He was funny and really flirty, good kid. I live in a bordertown in Texas, female.
>>28738075
Womans cant be robots, r9k is so dead, full of raging attention whoring roasties and reditors get out of my board
>>28751130
>my board
Read the sticky, faggot.
Nowhere states that this is the containment board for bitter virgins. It's supposed to be a place to foster original content instead of becoming an echochamber.
Get the fuck off to wizardchan, faggot.
>>28750935
those particular ones are truly cancerous. /cgl/ girls will destroy your life and laugh about it
>>28751196
How exactly, if I may ask so?
>rape fantasies are about me watching a rape or raping someone
>can't even woman right
Can I get on a version of HRT that fixes dykey CIS women?
I'm not even free from any of the female trappings, I'm still over emotional, functionally retarded, and have no spatial reasoning.
I just want to be blue-pilled.
>>28750715
>>28750935
>>28750935
>>28751241
He had a taste of the mindpoison.
>>28751679
why is samson such a baby damn
>>28751694
I find it endearing he cared so much
>>28751735
>I will rip her cunt open and shit in it
doesn't sound very caring to me
>>28751679
What's the relationship between camwhores and being fucked so much in the head, trip-kun?
>>28751765
Such passion! samson is such a romantic.
>>28751768
Lack of attention when you want attention does things to people
am gonna deal with this headache, walk around with my vintage Knicks jacket pretending it's the 90's, and maybe download some movie's to watch.
Apocalypse Now Redux is on my mind.
>>28751679
>54m50n classic will never return
I hate crystal 54m50n
I hate cherry 54m50n
I hate 54m50n lite with only 5 calories and a twist of lime
If somebody tracked him down and perniciously fucked with his life would he go back to normal?
>>28751824
>Lack of attention when you want attention does things to people
>Blame it on the camwhore.
KEK
These threads really are uncanny. A bunch of fat neckbeards pretending to be women on the internet just to troll other fat neckbeards on the internet.
>>28751824
I'm a bigger attentionwhore than 54m50n and I seem to do just fine keeping my composure when I'm not getting anyexcept that one time but granted I was actually just really fucking bored at the time.
54m50n is a big fat mess.
>>28751908
>he still thinks it's 2010
Loads of girls online now mate.
>>28751846
Do your duty, pal.
>>28751908
>tfw I rp fully knowing they're fat neckbeards
>tfw I don't care because their characters always always cute>i have only ever run into cute fuckboys anyways
>>28738867
3 is a qt3.14
>>28751938
How can you always tell, Y.B.F.?
>>28751997
I think he's highly intelligent to be able to recognize so many people so easily from posting styles alone.
Like even more intelligent than he himself gives credit for.
I wish he'd check his mail so I'd have someone to talk to while I pretend to still be asleep to my friends even though I haven't been able to sleep for an hour, but I don't want to worry them with cases of bad sleep.
>>28751997
Because he's your biggest fan.
>>28751928
>Loads of girls online now mate.
>my collection is growing faster this year than 2013-2015
>>28751997
I'myourbiggestfan
>>28752050
I received no email. [email protected]
Not like we would have anything to talk about.
>>28752053
>Because he's your biggest fan.
{:3c
Nyoro~n
>>28751101
Interesting, although his comment sounds more like it's about his perception of Hispanic girls in general, or maybe Mexican girls more specifically. Did he say anything about the differences between Hispanic girls in Texas vs New York?
Do you live in one of those RGV towns that's like 95% Hispanic?
And what kind of guys do you like? Would you date a white guy?
>>28752108
Yes you did, to that exact email. I sent you some rares. Check your existing conversations.
>>28752050
>while I pretend to still be asleep to my friends even though I haven't been able to sleep for an hour, but I don't want to worry them with cases of bad sleep.
I had friends once and it was exactly that horrible.
>>28752050
I have the same power as well, kind of.
It's basically memorization and instilling a...persona to a persons text.
I don't know how to describe it but when i text someone I usually put a mental image of how that person personality/image/actions into the text as well. so words become more than just words, it becomes a sort of identification.
also it really helps since you can also notice when someone is distress/nervous/angry/sad etc. as well.
or at least that's how I see it, I don't know about other people.
maybe am just a looney.
>>28738128
I appreciate it and hate myself simultaneously. And I ain't even mad. Just soulcrushingly depressed.
>>28752053
I followed you!
>>28752142
You said you went to sleep 6 hours ago!
>>28752189
You didn't follow me because I don't have anything for you to follow sir!Though we do post in similar threads sometimes. A lot more common recently.
>>28752221
Check again, I followed you!
>>28752162
That's cute, I wonder if you know who I am. I hope not since then my current act would be a waste of time.
>>28752189
It's a bit more complicated than that.
I have things cropped up and I don't know how to spill my heart out to. I become really avoidant when it happens, as if I feel embarrassed about being broken like this. Ultimately it makes me kind of depressed to not be as perfect as I could be, even though I try my hardest. I don't think you can fix these mental issues rooted into your personality.
>>28738108
I'm male and seeing this makes me depressed
>>28752300I still only have 29 followers on literally the only thing that I could be followed on desu.
>>28738108
You might be more attractive than her to many if not most guys
>>28752162
>>28751997
It's really a lot easier than you guys would think.
I could be just like ybf and other collectors, as I have a history of calling out posts, the main reasons I don't (and by extension, you, or anyone else, doesn't):
>the necessary sample size of hundreds of hours reading posts
>willingness to delve the archive
>willingness to start calling people out as to obtain confirmation
>lack of other pursuits
Sure, he's good at it but it doesn't take a rainman.
>>28752330
Who would you spill your heart out to?
Also, I know who tilde poster is!
>>28752358
!!
>>28738075
holy shit, sauce please
she's so cute
>>28752417
I have no idea who tilde poster is.
>Who would you spill your heart out to?
The only one I've been able to has been my ex-girlfriend from around half a year ago.
>>28752330
Does your name end an "el"?
or start with a "Da"?
also if am wrong, I probably don't know you that well.
>>28752397
you see it's a little bit different on my end.
I give a person a personality based on their text alone while you search and study the archives, it just comes naturally too me.
>>28752397
It is a worthless unproductive hobby with 0 value. It is sad that it is the only thing I enjoy.
>>28743578
Nigga please. We saw the screenshots of how you interacted with Erica while you were with her. It was worse than high school-tier. I bet all your online relationships are just as sexually cheesy and shallow.
>>28752417
>tfw YBF does know who he's talking to
>>28752443
> while you search and study the archives
I don't, I was saying that YBF's doing so is a factor as to why he is the best.
I'm just like you but with more going on in my life, less time clocked hereonly on recent terms... ughand no desire or satisfaction from doing so.
>>28752443
>Da
I know who you're referring to. You don't know who I am though, then, that's good.
>>28752189
>>28752300
>>28752417
>>28751824
>>28751735
>>28751679
>tfw the only people who stalk me now are other autistic men
>>28752439
tilde poster is the recent femanon you have been thread rping with.
>>28752490
I thought about looking into the archives to see things about you and Wanon, but I got lazy.
>>28752507
I'd like you to know that I absorbed a samson collection from a female recently.
>>28752583
I know that, I mean I don't know who the person behind it is.
>>28752500
ah, well say his name. I want to know if you knew who I thought you were.
>>28752606
>his
Nevermind, I don't.
>>28752583
>tfw YBF has a bit of an understanding of who he is talking to
Dang. Not too shabby.I've never tripped on this board though so it'd be harder to follow my trail.
Yeah live right next to the Rio Grande and it's almost all Hispanic. I think he just mentioned how he had been trying to be out there and friendly but the girls here were mean, always seemed annoyed or never wanted to party hard hence being boring, then again a lot of mexicans are racist as fuck especially towards black people but it's changing slowly cause military base brings all kinds of people around. He was a manlet but funny and cute, I would have gone for it if it weren't for being in a relationship with a guy who despises when hispanic girls fuck black guys (I do not understand this meme, it is in irl just as much as 4chan jfc) and would murder us both for the sin.
I basically like people that click with my personality cause it takes me a long time to open up to people so it's hard to say what I prefer. Mexicans don't have a lot against whites that I've noticed, it's mainly towards blacks and asians for some reason. You'd be able to land a qt mexican if you ever came down to Texas, double chance if you're military.
>>28752653
here, forgot to click the post number for >>28752136
>>28752653
This was very boring to read.
>>28752652
Yeah but almost every post you make includes an image.
With a static filename.
Ahem.
>>28752583
it doesn't matter anyway, 90% of the female stalkers I've had stopped liking me once they actually got to know me
>>28752797
Actually not almost every post. At most, a third.
>>28752653
I don't have anything against anyone dating black people, as long as they don't pick up on the bad habits of ghetto black people.
I'm surprised you can't figure out your racial preference, though, I think most people know what they like the most based on appearance.
I hope I'd be able to land a qt Latina had I gone down there. But I can't see myself leaving New York. There are a shit ton of Latinas here too though, so I just have to get my shit together.
I'd love to see your qt nose, btw
>>28752680
I'm not here to entertain you there's plenty of smut in the thread if my writing is not to your tastes
>>28741002
Jesus christ, women actually do the "eat a whole tub of ice cream while watching RomComs" things.
>>28752968
guy here
I do this
t. not even fat just love chocolate icecream
>>28752880
Just cause you seem nice. I'll probably leave the thread after this cause way too much anxiety and all that- but have a good Sunday night NYC anon, hope you find your kind of girl soon
>>28753487your skin looks really smooth with a great complexion and your nose is cute and small. not that guy by the way
>>28753487
Oh that's a lovely nose and you're qt in general.
You should stick around but if not it was nice talking to you, have a good night Texas anon
>>28753487
>tfw no latina gf with a qt nose and datass
why even live
>>28751679
>tfw you'll never live your life with abby
>have to resort to sim abby
pls
>>28754176
why would you inflict that on yourself?
>>28754176
>>28753645
She looks very cute. What are her plans in the sims?
>>28754235
Absolam, pls
>>28754250
Well, her ambition is gold digger.
>>28754273
>>28754251
Who is that suppose to be?
>>28754251
>can't even spell my name right
>>28754273
>all those cuck tier orbiters
you are definitely playing Abbie correctly
>>28754311
Shut up Mr. Popple.
>>28754310
This is our own muses. There are seven in total. Black shirt muses is evil
>>28754349
>white whale and the seven Muses
tip top kek
>>28754349
the autism floor
love it
>>28754349
>none of the Muses are actively weeping
Inaccurate
>>28741708
ayy im in menorca on holiday
pls meet
>>28738352
>>28738279
>>28738240
no wonder why there's so much pedo on the internet. Even young grills looks like adults nowadays.
>>28738075
Nothing at all. It's just a different day on repeat. I'll lay here in bed, think, post here, take a shower, post here some more then maybe put on a movie that'll make me cry. My life wouldn't be this miserable if I could find the energy and motive to get out of bed and fucking do something besides acting like a hopeless scum
>>28755271
You can't blame a guy for being attracted to a teen girl with developed breast or wide hips. It's not something you can help especially if her body already looks matured
>>28755422
In which case it's not pedophilia. People who bitch about guys who'd fuck jailbait are seriously dumb
>>28755466
>>28755422
>>28755271
As someone who'd probably fuck jailbait, there's a big difference between someone who WOULD and someone who specifically and explicitly wants to ONLY fuck jailbait.
In one case it's, "she was really developed, I couldn't resist".
In the other case it's, "she was so developed so it's completely okay, fucking SJW feminazi tumblr not letting me pursue ptp!!!!"
The latter should die.
>>28745882
why do trip fags feel the need to trip at all on r9k?
especially when it's not needed
fuck off
>>28738191
maybe b cooler?
>are you cool?
>are you a lil cute?
>>28741708
Spanish fembot, pls se mi monisima novia y yo sere tu monisimo novio, es muy raro encontrar rostros femeninos de un pais como el nuestro en este pozo de desesperacion y angustia.
Te dare achuchones y cocinare para ti siempre que quieras!
>>28756080
>achuchones
>no apapachos, considerada ahora la palabra favorita del idioma de cervantes.
stay pleb.
>>28756080
>cocinare para ti siempre que quieras!
>>28739081
why hello cartoonsafterdark (: (i think that's the susie porn blog)
I wonder if this picture has been posted yet.
>>28756343
Haven't seen that pic around for some time, good thing too because it's a dumb picture that only reinforces the patheticness of the desperate virgins on this board
>>28738867
None of them, I wouldn't fuck that cow with your dick, Anon.
>thirsty the thread
jesus guys you are so pathetic
>>28756398
>a dumb picture that only reinforces the patheticness of the desperate virgins on this board
>>28739296
6/10 post
robots will actually believe that, too
>>28756398
I was wondering why the person who replied to me had a line through their post number.
Lmao, I can't believe you're still on /r9k/. I remember you being dumb as shit, and I see you're still posting pictures of your own posts.
I don't even have to ask to know that you're a girl.
>mfw remembering back when a guy tried to hype up a /wiz/ board
>mfw you posted in the /qa/ thread saying it was literally illegal to ban women and all you could cite were wikipedia articles about the broad concept of gender discrimination
>>28756398
The point isn't that you have to date betas, the point is to make it clear that you are only interested in Chad and so all your whining about being lonely is bullshit.
>>28756554
>mfw you posted in the /qa/ thread saying it was literally illegal to ban women and all you could cite were wikipedia articles about the broad concept of gender discrimination
It was just a prank bro.
>>28738128
>depressed means mad
wew lad. phew
>>28756124
Achuchones, apapachos... todo es lo mismo. Desde los vocablos procedentes de las tierras hispanas de poniente hasta los engendrados en estos angostos paramos, todo sea por iluminar la vida de una automata femenina -y la mia- cuan caballero blanco sin montura.
Thanks for the new funny word, robofriend.
>>28756170
Whatever it takes to fill this chaotic curriculum we call life.
>>28756516
I'm pretty much a parody of myself at this point. Absent-minded-but-still-self-aware kind of shitposting is fun.
>>28756592
And you're only interested in Stacies as evident by the fact you don't lower your standards and you constantly participate in "you fall in love, you lose" threads that only ever have 10/10 girls posted in it.
Two can play that game.
>>28756813
>new word?
Dude is all over the mainstream media, is like the new tren word in normie spanish speaking world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhnjJyT6xl0
Bonita fedora.
Asienta con la propia*
>>28756925
You sure it's not a Latin America only thing? I don't into normie media for the most part, but I haven't even heard of it until now. Still funny though.
Alza su falsa pipa*
Mi estimado
>>28757294
I have a legit Facebook for school with no pic but to usefor chat and file transfer for normies.
And is a thing or was a thing in mainstream media like from a month ago, so is fading out.
Mi bien habido congenere.
Alza su copa*
>be guy
>pretend to be fembot
>????
>profit
Identifying as a femanon/fembot is just attention whoring.
Just post anonymously without identifying yourself you roasties.
Fembots post in this discord fairly regularly
just gotta watch out for the no orbit rule
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOhXMsne
>>28757594
Oh, I see. Thanks for the hindsight senpai. Many apapuchos to you.
Heading to sleep now, it'll get too sunny soon.
Se reacomoda la chaqueta*
Mi bienaventurado adlatere, buenas noches
Gira 360 grados y camina hacia la salida*
>>28758386
es apapachos.
>>28758441
Apapapechos to you.
>>28750681
>pretending to be dead while being fucked
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I want to fuck your freezing cold pussy.
>>28738075
I think I'm in love
Originalidad
>>28738867
#9 would look way bwtter with medium/long hair desu
#3 would look way better with a uniform thickness of hair instead of that style
#6 would look way better with medium/long hair
Short hair is a meme.
>>28759967
Wait are these
>>28738867
All the same girl?
Holy fuck.
>>28750681
hey we have the exact same rape fantasies. If I were down for a girl you'd be a perfect match, but I love my boyfriend too much.
We havent done the ice cold bath fucking yet but its on the menu, can't wait.
>>28738867
3-6 omg I wanna impregnate her.
>>28738867
I would kill puppies to sit next to a girl that looks like 7.
Would any of you fembots suffocate me with your ass while farting on me?
How do I get a gf pls help
Femanon exist? Wtf
>>28760201
they don't.
>>28760129
you don't.
