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I wish I could be awake forever
sleeping fucking sucks
>>28739867
i Know the melatonin in my brain is telling me ur wrong , but i know the reality is being awake all the time would be ok,. but i do get awfully comfy in my bed and that would be pointless without sleep urge
>>28739930
I mean if we didn't NEED it or something idk man
I just don't want to sleep but I know I have to eventually and it really bums me out.
I wish I could sleep forever
Who /oneitis/ here?
i feel like i'd be a normie if i could just get over this one fucking girl.
>>28739857
i've learned to see mine for the snake she was
and inadvertently i see all woman that way too
>>28739884
it's been a year since i was rejected. ive gone through periods of feeling like she is a cunt but i always love her.
other girls aren't even worth the fucking effort.
anyone feel like a story?
>>28739857
is dis chelsea wolfe?
>get drunk at my friends birthday party
>sleep over because I'm too drunk to drive
>me, his cousin whom I have a crush on and have for about a year stay over as well
>wake up just in time to hear her and my Chad friend making out
>tfw when I heard the condom open my heart broke
>almost cried for the first time in a while
Thing is, everybody knew I liked her, because I told her myself.
Literally feel like killing myself right now. I'm honestly thinking about it.
Wait, he fucked his cousin?
>>28739853
you left yourself open and vulnerable, to a girl. Bad idea
>>28739853
>Thing is, everybody knew I liked her, because I told her myself.
Hope you learned.
Who here /incompetent asshole parents/?
>21 y/o
>only child
>still stuck living with my parents right now since there are barely any full-time jobs available in my area, having trouble finding something good since no connections
>as a kid, my mother never really bothered with basic hygiene and only washed me about once a week
>only managed to get rid of this habit later in life since my mother controlled just about fucking everything in the bathroom, and still does to some degree
>throughout my life they never bothered teaching me most fucking basic life skills and instead they took care of everything
>forced me to wear ridiculous clothes when I still wasn't self-aware about it, couldn't protest
>forced as a kid to wear velcro shoes because "oh oh it's so hard for him to learn how to tie his shoes :( :(" despite that my mother never ever taught me to
>had to figure out 90% of all life skills behind their backs on my own and managed to get somewhat good at them
>they try to justify themselves by saving that I had ADHD and therefore I couldn't do anything on my own (???)
>even during my late teens they insisted in doing about all chores for me, couldn't even really protest about it since they think I'm incapable
>at the ridiculous age of 21 I only managed to halfway convince them that I can manage myself, am "allowed" to do some things entirely on my own but they go out of their way to waste their time doing things for me
>they go batshit insane when I tell them that I'm going for my doctor's appointment on my own, actually expect me to be okay with one of them coming with me at this age
>they actually believe they did a good job at raising me because "you never went hungry and we did everything for you", despite never even making sure I had any skills
These assholes are still trying to turn me into an even worse manchild, thinking I shouldn't even travel to a relatively far location or that I'm somehow incapable of operating a house key. It's that ridiculous.
at least you got to have a father, man.
i never got one and it hurts every day.
>>28739759
>21 y/o
>living with parents
they've taken care of you this long. be grateful
>>28739759
I thought that are standard parents?
I am from Poland tho, so as a bonus I got beaten by my parents
Better hurry up and get out of bed, wagecuck. You are already halfway through your two days of freedom.
Enjoy going to work on monday Americucks. lamo.
But I'm on vacation in my 5star luxury resort. Neetcucks will never understand this feel. Of having money to do whatever the fuck you want.
>>28739777
Au contraire, my friend. Neets understand that perfectly, thanks to the generous contributions we receive from the local community for our upkeep. And don't forget that neets are patient and prudent long term thinkers, and in time build up enough money to treat ourselves to a bit of luxury. It's wagecucks who will never understand this feeling, as they fritter their money away on the latest unnecesary shiny technological gadget
Why can't you gross faggots understand? If you don't take care of yourself, no one will ever love you. Nobody wants to fuck a dirty pimple face fatty. Are any of you really surprised at all?
No one wants to fuck me though. Being attractive is irrelevant, it's all about your personality
>you have to improve yourself to get others to like you
Yeah, no, fuck that. If they can't love the real meme, they ain't gettin' no other version.
I'm way prettier than a lot of guys, and my personality isn't overtly terrible, I just socialize very poorly.
How does /r9k/ keep themselves motivated to do stuff? I'm pretty overweight and keep telling myself I need to get out and do stuff to lose weight, but when it comes to do I'd rather sit in and play vidya or something. What can I do to make myself actually get up and do something with myself? Pic unrelated
>>28739669
You'll never change unless you change yourself.
Do push-ups and sit-ups everyday.
Start with 5 each or something.
Then move up.
When you think you're ready, start going for small runs.
Gradually increase the distance each time.
You'll get used to it, and it'll feel like normal.
You feel like shit when running, but afterwards, I feel proud of myself that I actually did something.
That's how I do it, anyway.
>>28739740
How long have you been doing this for and have you noticed any noticeable changes? One of the worst things for me is not seeing the results that quickly so I just give up
>>28739816
I hate going outside, so it took me a while to first build up the courage to go for a run.
I've been going for runs regularly for almost a year.
The results do absolutely not show instantly. At first, running will be an annoyance, but anon, once you get fit, things will become easier.
You'll be strong and agile, and everything physical will be easier for you, not to mention, you'll have a better self image, if you're anything like me.
If you easily give up, then just try small things every day. It'll only take up like 5 minutes of your day but if you keep gradually increasing it, you'll notice a difference.
Which presidential candidate will ensure that I get a girlfriend in 2017?
Go support Sanders and you'll have a chance to get into some liberal skank puss.
Bernie will tighten the chad gap and spread the wealth of vagina
>>28739642
The Don.
Think about it. With the godless dirt people gone and the US restored to it's former greatness, women will WANT to settle down sooner and raise families with true provider men, just like the good old days.
Why do the idiots on /pol/ like Hitler so much? Why do they always rail against what they call "degeneracy"?
>>28739641
cos it riles the normies up hahaha reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE normies go home!
Because they have a really low IQ, they think they are smart but they are the complete opposite, the sad thing is that they will never realize how dumb they are.
>>28739713
>frogposting redditor
>calling other people dumb
>Finally get a (You)
>It's someone telling you to kill yourself
>>28739596
And being the ungrateful cunt that you are, you didn't even heed their fucking advice.
You stupid piece of shit.
>>28739596
Cheeky (You)
Just for (You)
>answer someone's question or help them out
>they don't (You) thanking you
Can Europeans, Americans and Australians truly be robots?
They can move anywhere other than their home country and girls will fall for them either for their accent (if it's another first world country) or because they're white (if it's a shithole)
Yeah, but moving and travelling is hard and most girls outside of those countries and East Asia are inherently ugly as fuck.
>>28739582
Whites can't be robots
origami
>>28740146
>>>tumblr
oregenel
I'm going to McDonalds later today and I haven't been there since 2008.
What should I get?
I'm from Germany and 20 bucks is the most I'm willing to spend
pic rekated is the menu.
bump
roboblox
20 chicken nuggets is like $5 here, so get 80 of them
>>28739482
holy shit is the mcrib back?!
>tfw you can't relate to the majority of people on this board anymore
/r9k/ has changed
It's no longer about original memes. memes and memes, it's meme's memes and consumption of memes have become an unstoppable meme. /r9k/ has changed.
I couldn't relate to anyone when reddit9k was "good", at least the normalfags make funny posts sometimes.
>>28739505
>normalfags make funny posts sometimes.
WAKE ME UP.
Every step I take in life is only brought one step back by depression. Things go so good and then it hits. The meds and therapy no matter. For this depression I have is permanent and sharp. Every time the wound heals it bleeds again.
Reality and my Dreams are starting to blur together, I can't tell when I am awake anymore.
I feel like I'm in a hole I can't climb out of
Talk about it with your friends and girlfriend.
Friendly reminder if you score over 60% you're a normalfag and you should gtfo.
http://www.prettyscale.com/
w-what does this make me?
Back to slaying skelly pussy.
>45%
god why
