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What is new Orleans like?
>>28744975
Smelly, very smelly
A great place to visit for a weekend, but I'd never want to live there
For the love of God don't go to bourbon street wearing sandals or flipflops
>>28744975
NOLA person here
>bourbon is over rated just drink at home
>french quarter has alot of scams
>ghetto is everywhere
>okay if you live in the garden district
>expensive as fuck to live in
>best food fucking ever
>crazy people who will smile at you then try to stab and rape you at 2am on the street
I live there, it's filthy and loud
>tfw can't buy groceries anymore because everyone in my neighborhood is gangstalking me
>Fat man coughs every time he walks past my house
Why do normies do this?
>"You're just paranoid, Robot! You need to stop worrying so much!"
Solid LOL OP.
Nobody would inironically actually believe they're being gangstalked. Such a thing simply cannot happen in this reality that we occupy.
How does someone's daughter end up here?
>>28744890
Being raised by a single mother.
>>28744890
Who /boycottspornstarswhovedoneblackmen/ ?
Its very hard, but I have to send a message somehow that this shit has got to stop.
i hate that these people walk around freely and act high and mighty. They need to be locked in cages and only let go for shopping and doing porn
how do you deal with it that your idol is a cuck?
>>28744872
Why would someone idolize that guy
>>28744872
why is a morbidly obese redditor your idol?
Why are redheads the worst coal-burning offenders? Irish...
I posted this on advice but that board is to slow.
So I went out on a "date" with my crush and her friend. And my crush ended up paying for our food withour saying anything. So i texted her afterwards that Ill cover her next time and she said no its ok, then I insisted and she replied saying again that it wast necessary.
What does this mean?
she has a modicum of class and you can just catch her next time
now fuck off normie
You were being too needy so that turned her off and now she's trying to tell you to fuck yourself in a polite way.
>>28744826
Free food, you dipshit.
It's 2016, hahahaha Ho Lee Fuk.
look at how big this poo is
that's a big poo.
that's is not a poo, that's a fucking anaconda
>>28744823
tell me about Poo, why does it pee?
Do you guys have any general social rules of thumb that you live by?
>I do because I'm socially retarded and I need some
Socialising theory 101 thread.
For example I tend to live by the code that if you start two conversations with someone, but they never start a conversation with you after that point, odds are they aren't really interested in talking to you.
That's a pretty good rule, actually.
One thing that I sometimes do if I'm nervous at a social event is that I pretend in my mind like I'm the host. It's just something that puts my mind in a more relaxed mode.
>>28744936
That makes sense, i mean its not like you're going to go make an omlette at a party so I guess most of the embarrassing shit you could do thinking that way is already not gonna happen
>MFW I make waffles halfway through a party and stuff them in my pockets before anyone sees
>>28744686
As far as it possible goes I tend to apply the rule "Mind your own business"
>if approaching someone for whatever reason, ask for directions, calling on some ad etc -always start with apologizing for bothering. "Hi, sorry for bothering" or some variation.
>NEVER comment on anyones appearance, neither positive nor negative
>avoid talking trash about others
>be curteous and keep it short
Loneliness got you down?
Need someone to talk to?
Let's help each other friends.
Tell us about yourself and see if you can find someone new to chat with.
I'll start I guess.
23 year old dude who just got out of a pretty bad breakup and realized how alone he is.
I like vidya and programming.
>getting my life together
>hang out with friend who I used to have so much in common with
>he has changed a lot
>used to talk about vidya and other stupid shit with him
>he stopped playing vidya and talking to him about music/movies is always one sided or boring
>doesn't stop fucking talking about getting a gf, having sex, doing normie shit, etc.
>"anon, why don't you want a gf? Aren't you lonely? Don't you wanna fuck a girl?"
Gee I don't fucking know, maybe it's because I have no redeeming qualities and want to get my life in order before considering having a relationship, if I can even fucking have one, with a woman.
Like fuck I didn't care about talking about this shit before, I don't want to keep having this same stupid discussion over and over.
If I had more friends I'd probably stop hanging out with him, but I prefer to have someone to talk to than no one at all.
>>28744776
Man it's fucking devastating when you lose someone that you used to be able to just shoot the shit with.
How old is he?
>tfw born in time to see the brainwashed whites get genocided
if i had to press the button to kill all niggers i would do it twice
>>28744606
>around blacks
>relaxed
The guy in that webm was just asking for it.
>>28744635
Second.
If you see niggers in a group and you don't run, you deserve to get KO'd
>not crossing to the other side of the street long before approaching a group of wild niggers
Did he think the whole 'white people avoiding black guys on the street' thing was a meme? Probably didn't want to seem racist. Cuck.
>It's an "anon hangs around town for a few hours in hopes that someone will notice him and talk to him" episode
At least you see the girls that rejected you get obese and showing interest in you because you didn't become a fat pig
>it's an "anon goes for a walk and gets extra sad because of it" episode
>>28744604
Holy shit this is accurate. My love interest that had me friend zoned for 3 years in my teens went through several shit relationships, got married to some army guy that ended up trying to cheat on her before they were married even a month, and the cherry on top was she porked out BAD.
![12534250_1025919180801161_511220104_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zGgl8Qq.jpg "12534250 1025919180801161 511220104 n[1]")
you dumb fucks need to take this pills:
>women give sex like candy nowadays
>non-virgins are subhuman
>getting sex is not hard even if you are an ugly fuck(I often see normalfags around these parts consider them 7s because of soc/reddit, without realizing that they are average schmoes, not higher than 4s)
>giving "advice" on "getting sex/pick up" is useless because everything revolves around looks
>if you can accept living with a slut while imagining all her past boyfriends cumming in her mouth than you deserve her cuz ur a cuck my dude
>>28744560
>getting sex is not hard even if you are an ugly fuck(I often see normalfags around these parts consider them 7s because of soc/reddit, without realizing that they are average schmoes, not higher than 4s)
>giving "advice" on "getting sex/pick up" is useless because everything revolves around looks
I don't get it
>>28744596
you dont get it because you are a dumb fuck..
>being attractive gets women lusting over you
>being neurotypical and going out gets you laid
>>28744560
The only thing that's degenerate here is you and your incoherent babble. Go back to school you worthless spergshit.
>jack off to porn for hours
>go to bed
>still horny
>oh boy, maybe I'll have a nice sexy dream
>dream about jacking off to porn
>>28744528
>Super depressed about a girl
>cant even jack off
>cant even stop thinking about her
>all i do is work and work out and msg her
Its been 2 week I tried to jerk off two times and i couldnt finish and porn isnt do shit for me
>>28744613
Wew lad you just hit a whole new level of fag
>>28744613
Sounds like you'll do good at no fap, then.
How do the image codes work?
>s640x640
That's the part of the url that manipulates the resolution. But 640x640 is the highest image I can get but that seems super pathetic. What's the max resolution for this site?
How do I view private accounts? I am currently viewing a google cache of a private account now. No clue why I can do that. The direct link says private.
Fuckin hate that instagram fucks with resolutions rather than just allowing you to upload in native, really fucks with some of my photos
I'm doing some instagram stalking if you haven't noticed. Wanna see if you guys have any tips.
>>28744640
Explain.
>>28744785
Just makes em look a bit nastier, they lose quality sometimes
I've never been turned down a follow on a private account so can't help you on the stalking front, sorry.
Do you like older women, robots?
>>28744461
Yes
I just want to be comforted by an older woman who takes care of me
They would be perfect for robots since you're all a bunch of manchilds that can't take care of yourselves.
>>28744461
I like all woman, young and old. A better question is if they like me back.
But referring back to your question, I wish to be caressed by a busty milf who will feed me milk from her teets and suffocate me with her breasts and let me rest my cock between her big, warm buttcheeks.
Why do girls hate their own races so much?
race play is a sexual fetish.
>>28744439
athens you've made like 15 threads today already, are you okay dearie?
inferiority complex
only some men have it but all women do
![want38816-1eyfLY1462795229[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZBMLymR.jpg "want38816-1eyfLY1462795229[2]")
