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>you gotta speak up more, anon
>"no I don't"
that was me speaking up :^)
>>28750825
>>"no I don't"
yes, you do
>try to speak up
>end up sounding angry
So which board is the biggest cancer on here and why is it always /pol?
/soc/ is the most cancerous board by far
>>28750792
I don't go on /pol/ and that pic pretty much sums up my life, I even have my laptop just like that right now.
>>28750792
wrong you shitskin strawman, soc is the worst
>I made a friend and hung out with him for the first time today
>>28750712
Greentext the whole situation please
I don't have friends and I need to know what is like
>>28750712
>tfw parents constantly pressuring me to make friends
>tfw too scared to even go to my unis anime club
>>28751069
>need ride to some event
>ask an acquantaince who lives nearby, he says okay
>he asks me if I want to hang out with his friends after the event
>I said sure, go to his house and play vidya together
>watch movie at the movie theater
>grab fastfood and eat
>go home
>tfw not sure if i'm ugly or not
>some days i think i look good
>some days i think i look shit
anyone know this feel?
I know this feel too well shieet
wow am I really feeling
Yeah. Realistically speaking I'm a 5, 6 tops. But sometimes when I look in the mirror I just feel like I'm so good looking, like a decent 8. Other times though I feel like I'm a 2, especially when looking at pictures of mine. I can't take a good picture for the life of me, I try not to have my picture taken. I look straight up disgusting in pics.
Who else here fucking ugly?
No /soc/ shit, just post in this thread if you're ugly so I don't feel like the only one
I fucking hate it when attractive people complain about
>tfw no gf
STOP IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE PROBABLY ATTRACTIVE AND HAVE A CHANCE MAN I'M FUCKING STUCK HERE
I'm ugly yeah. It really really really sucks. But this thread will devolve into /soc/ shit I guarantee it.
Sage this shit. So sick of seeing all these /soc/ threads. Fuck outta here spastic.
>>28750693
Jelly faggot?
My Dad just gave me 30 days to get out.
What the fuck do I do?
I have a shitty min wage job working 32 hours a week and my own car
>kill him
>make it look like an accident
>inherit house
>enjoy mortgage payments
>>28750686
fuck his wife
/spol/ grow some balls and get a better job you fucking autist /spol/
>>28750686
>My Dad just gave me 30 days to get out.
>What the fuck do I do?
Get out.
Last week, a sales girl in a drugstore asked me if I needed help finding something. I thought this was a stupid question, because usually I can find things just fine by myself, and if I really needed help finding something I would have asked HER or one of her co-workers.
But since girls never make it clear when they are interested in a guy, I thought maybe she was flirting with me. And since she was kind of cute, I asked her out on a date.
But she acted creeped out and turned me down, the stupid bitch. This whole awkward situation could have been avoided if she had kept her mouth shut. Like I said, if I really needed help finding something, I would have asked someone. She didn't need to bother me. I was minding my own business. All she did was waste my time and make me feel even more hopeless about getting a girl to go on a date with me.
I hate compulsive customer service. They're so fake. You see this in high-priced hotels a lot too. They're not really being friendly. They're just doing their damned jobs.
Prostitutes are better than all of them. At least you can have sex with prostitutes. When a prostitute asks you if you need help with something, she really means it.
>>28750624
Just kill yourself my famalam.
>"Hello sir can I help you?"
>W-wi-will you marry me?
Fucking idiot
>>28750624
>When a prostitute asks you if you need help with something, she really means it.
no she doesnt , shes just doing her job.
she just wants money to buy more drugs
Not sure where else to post this, but I've seen a lot of talk here about the comfiness and relative robot-friendliness of IT jobs. Is it just another robot lie? Is it a meme?
2 years of CC to land a 40k+ job does sound like a bretty good deal desu. I could start in the fall.
>inb4 traitor
>my mummy kicked me out
>I have no other options
Help me IT bots I'm begging you
fffffffffuuREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah do it boi
>>28750847
I'm gonna senpai I just want to talk about it with someone in IT idk
>meet cute black girl, 18
>she's super into me, asks to fuck
>look on her facebook, has pictures with a guy from a relationship 2 years ago
dropped
>haha I'm so cool because I choose to be a permavirgin and social recluse reee xD
>>28750741
not a virgin, nor a social recluse, but i've only fucked/dated virgins, and i'm not gonna stop any time soon
have fun with your blown out roastie, nigger
>>28750604
So after she asked for the d you stopped and checked her Facebook then said no?
>19
>start to develop schizoaffective disorder in first semester of college unknowingly
>drop out of semester after getting put in the psych ward and get a full tuition refund (feels good)
>become neet
>my 3 acquaintances at college from my former dorm start a group chat with me to make me feel better
>we talk about random shit for a while
>topic comes to your "deepest secrets that you wouldn't tell anyone"
>normies mention shit like "I've done anal" and "I got an sti"
>the question comes to me
>reveal my power level by telling them I regularly browse bestgore
>they check out the site and are instantly repulsed with me. Tell me I'm sick etc
>angered by their reaction, I tell them that other people dying brings me satisfaction and comfort
>they have no words, except one of them tells me I should have been kept in the psych ward
>they stop replying to me
>never speak to them again
Seriously, fuck normies. What kind of sheltered person is seriously that offended by this site? Fuck normies.
Anyone else got instances in which they were disilusioned of normie culture?
>>28750584
I should also mention that I let them know that my fetishes include stuff like pic related in my OP. I thought blood was a normie fetish?
>>28750584
>other people dying brings me satisfaction and comfort
>>28750584
>I got an sti
>secret
lol why they are sick
Since normies love to be on r9k to harass betas, theres something you should know
If you do NOT want a beta son, make sure when you have children that they are not born in the sign of Pisces. Women can be born whatever sign because theres always a man to pick up the slack, but if you want your son to be a winner, MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A PISCES
>>28750506
H-how did you know I'm a Pisces, anon?
Are you psychic? Or a wizard?
>>28750812
a lucky guess after some observation. I bet alot of robots here are pisces men
>>28750875
That means most robots were conceived around may-ish...is there any significant holiday or celebration like when most people born in November were Valentine's day babies?
>35 y/o big boy
>at local card shop
>enjoying the fruits of my GBP
>juicy tendies with honey mustard and ranch
>beating n00b ass at magic the gathering
>MFW I hear a creaking noise
>londonbridgeisfallingdown.jpg
>the cheap folding chair cannot handle the beauty of my voluptuous stud body
>crash.wav
>the chair collapses and the table flips throwing my tendies on the floor
>RUINED
>I scream for mummy flailing my curvaceous body on the floor
>Manager is calling police
>Great, my tendies will get here faster
>MFW Im tased and lifted onto a stretcher
>Mummy is crying out front
>"MUMMY YOU WHORE, BRING ME TENDIES"
>fight popo and throw poopoo everywhere
>court date is Tuesday
>mummy has given me tendies every meal since
>no GBP needed
>how do you get your tendies for free?
Hello, reddit!blocks
If mom doesn't have my tendies I'll stab her ass
Just kidding I'll stab her ass either way
>tfw you made fun of aspies and autists for years and you slowly begin to realise you might be one yourself
pic related
>>28750463
most people here are autistic on some level. You are probably like me and a high functioning one where you can see the idiocracy in some asipes and normies too.
>>28750463
suck on THIS
>>28750498
I'd rather have not known. Now I realise I might be autistic to some degree I swear it's made me behave more autistic-ly around people.
Post something that made you happy today!
I'll start, got a good morning text from this girl that I like.
Nothing me happy today. It's an average day in the life of a loser.
>>28750434
Parents removed the pipe from my car that I was going to use to suffocate myself. I guess some people care...
I put some flowers in a pot and put it outside in the sun
I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of sh*t.
There is a McD's right by my apartment that I go to often. I went there earlier today and got a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, 6 chicken McNuggets, and a Sausage McMuffin. After work I was craving it all over again and ended up stopping by the drive-thru again.
I was pretty worried the same girl at the first window would still be on shift so I put on a winter hat and put the collar of my jacket up. When I drove up with my exact same order as earlier she was there to take my money.
She said, "you're here AGAIN?" as I was handing her the money while trying to avoid eye contact and I just lost it. I have social anxiety and I ended up retracting my arm so fast I spilled the change all over her side and started stuttering something about "my wife" and then I started to hyperventilate and felt an anxiety attack coming on.
I just floored it and I am so glad there was no one in front of me because I peeled out of there. I can still see her face.
I'll have to start going to a new McDonald's even though the closest one is like 10 minutes away. Maybe I'll switch to Wendy's I don't know.
Anyway, aside for just sharing one of the worst and most embarrassing moments of 2016 so far I was wondering how you would have reacted and responded to the cashier's remark.
Check my McDubs order.
>>28750417
"Yea, I'm pretty hungry"
10 mins is not that far imo.
I would just laugh it off though. What can you say? If it really annoyed you you could complain to her manager, you don't deserve to be humiliated for giving them business
