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Thing One:Code
nothing
literally just fucking nothing
if a man cant physically do it he could still do it better after finding a way
>>28749708
Give birth
>:D
>>28749708
>Things women can do better than men
>Nag
>Cheat
>Be sluts
Can we have a feels songs thread going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP9luRtEqjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg
song about our lives senpaitachi
>>28749655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzfyCuPVpCY
>>28749758
fuck I love that song and video
>Gather up courage to hit on girl I met a few months back on snapchat
>"H-hey we should get to know eachother this summer"
>"YES!!! id love that!"
>feelsgood.wmv
>This morning she sends nude of her in shower
>Been working out last 5 months and made some impressive gains, snap a pic and send it to her.
>No response
>Message her "not feeling the gains look? hahaha"
>no response
Feelsbadman
>>28749618
Stay radio silent if she doesn't reply. Don't keep messaging her or you'll look needy, fampai.
>>28749618
>"not feeling the gains look? hahaha"
>pls respond
You should have just left it, m7. Now you've fucked it.
>>28749657
Yeah I left it, hopefully she is just b-busy.
It's been a few months since I've had some pretty shitty experience with a gf. I began feeling repulsed by women, to the point where I tried to avoid any contact with women at all, even looking at them felt repulsive. The moment I notice they're coming my way, I just look somewhere else. This has resulted in some rather weird situations. Since I've felt that any contact was repulsive, I simply couldn't stand looking at them. At all. So I tried to look away all the time.
Over time, I began taking notice of WHY I was looking at them, especially because I was trying to never look. I tried finding out exactly what drove me to look, and this was when shit hit the fan. You see, women have a lot of ease to determine a man's full field of view. Over time I realized that even *I* wasn't really aware of how broad my eyesight is, but they are.
I began to notice that women, even though they turn their eyes away the moment I turn my eyes to them, were pretending to not be staring at me, that is, kept their eyes turned away, but were paying full attention to where I was looking at, and especially, were trying all they could to get my attention.
cont
>>28749477
Women will attempt to remain on the edges of a man's field of view, and that's when the joke begins. As soon as they position themselves within those edges, they'll begin to move arms, legs, walk in some weird way. The most noticeable trick is that women will usually, for no reason, put one arm between their body and hair and throw their follicles midair. That hairthrow thing is classical.
If you think about it, this is a whole series of movements, things moving in the corner of my eye. What will normally follow is the guy shifting his gaze towards whatever's moving, and in a split second the woman will turn her eyes away. So fast that it kinda made me wonder if that wasn't something that was planned on. I don't think I need to elaborate further, but anyways, I began noticing that I wasn't looking at females at fucking all, what I was looking at was the weird shit happening in the corner of my eye.
It took me a while, but I got used to playing the bait game myself, and with some effort, I began to realize I could notice things with the corner of eye just as well as when focusing on them. This led me to be fully able to gaze at someone from the eyesight corners... just like women did. This led me to notice from the corner of my eyes that they were trying to draw my attention, and turn my head and look somewhere else the moment I realized they were at the corners. Those same corners could see that women reacted in a very frustrated way when I turned my head. This got funnier and funnier, I felt like I was trolling those fuckbuckets.
cont
>>28749484
Over time I got to notice women not only had mastered the corner eyesight, but were also fast at looking. They don't favor details, they just turn their heads for time enough to get the info they want and go back to looking straight. This ends up meaning they need much less than a second to look at what they want, and led me to doing the same, and trying to look even faster than they did. Now I had the key to troll attention whores all I wanted, it's funny as fuck outplaying them in their own game. Now I can get women to feel rejected everywhere I go.
Before anyone asks, no I have not seem women not doing this, and yes, all I've seem play this game. So, has anyone ever noticed the same?
One final note, though: what I'm doing is beating them at the attention drawing (or whoring) game and getting them to feel rejected (even though they are the ones trying to get my attention, for fuck's sake), doing so seems to get women really pissed after a while. The women in my neighborhood have began badmouthing me for no reason, and I'm guessing that soon enough someone might call out rape. The local whore community doesn't seem to appreciate not getting what they want. So if you happen to try the same thing I did, watch out, things might turn really bad for you.
Closing words: >inb4 "not all girls are the same". Yeah, yeah, I've heard this before. I'll just say that until I see an exception, I'll assume that yes, women are all the same. The fact that they ALL say "not all women are the same" says they're exactly the same everywhere, if you ask me.
>>28749477
mice dubs
What the fuck?
Commento de Originalissimo
It's a grill btw. I asked her in a date and she brought her friends and friends bf with.
Are people this anal about facebook?
Smells like autism to me
>>28749457
Fuck her, do what you want lol
Respond with "Too bad lol"
If dubz OP must obey
>tfw you order a pizza looking like shit and a qt short girl is the one delivering
F U C K
They don't give a fuck. It's not like she's going to say "sure anon I'll come into your house and take off my clothes"
>>28749434
Why would you order a pizza that looks like shit?
Pizza is mai waifu
Lately, I've been thinking a lot about killing myself. Here are the pros and cons of staying alive, as I see them:
Pros:
> I have a stable career with a good income
> I have significant savings (~200k, just from being a shut in and not spending money)
> I'm relatively healthy ( not overweight, etc)
Cons:
> I have no friends or a girlfriend, I never have, and I probably never will
> I've hit a plateau in my career, so while I'm doing ok now, I don't have a lot of confidence in the future
> i don't have a lot of confidence in the future in general. The world is an awful place and we only make it worse everyday.
> I'm a fucking moron with no common sense. The end result is that I'm very bad at keeping things that I care about alive e.g. my pets, flowers in my garden etc.
> I'm old (36) so I've lost the opportunity to do a lot of the things that I want.
To me it seems like th cons outweigh the pros. What do you guys think?
In my opinion no, you have a lot of freedom with that money, you could keep saving till your 40 then do whatever makes you happy, I mean youre gonna die anyway why do it early when you could squeeze out a bit more enjoyment from this world
you have a lot of cash, if you have a place for yourself and all that bux you are set for life.
well maybe you will die with no money and no one to care about you, maybe not because there is always a girl that think you are rich when all you do is being in your home doing nothing, and she will give you her holes for sure with the premise of money that you do not have.
you should not off yourself, you can use and abuse pleasures with your bux.
if you go through killing yourself give the bux to me at least, i will put it in good use.
>>28749822
I don't really enjoy anything anymore, though. I guess that's a con I forgot to mention. Even sex is boring and awkward.
https://join.skype.com/oYYJwKOqU8de
hi lovelies. this is a chat for all r9k denizens to converge and celebrate beeing themselves. everyone is welcome
don't spam the chat with pictures or be a huge dick and we will accept you lovingly. come and join the harem
>>28749252
I'm gonna fuck your mom dude, gonna ram my wanger so deep down her throat it's gonna tickle her asshole.
fuck OFF normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeasd
>>28749252
This is the gayest thing I've seen in my entire life, and I'm including all the times I've been to gay bars and seen two hairy adult men kissing and fondling each other.
Hey guys, my day is really fucked up. Here's what happened:
A while ago, I signed up on FetLife to meet some dominant women, because I'm a huge beta. Most profiles of dominant women I have found were either in a relationship already, explicitly not looking for new contacts, or just professionals advertising their business.
Of those who were single and looking to meet new people, most didn't reply. Either they had abandoned their profiles long ago or were just not interested.
I only got messages by 4 women in total:
The first one was very polite and told me that she was currently not looking for new subs to take in, but she wishes me the best of luck in my search.
The second woman talked to me for a bit, but we ultimately found out our kinks didn't match.
The third one tried to advertise her dominatrix video service, which didn't look very appealing either. I'm not into CBT, and most of her videos were about that.
The last one replied today and seemed pretty nice at first. We talked about our kinks and such, and we seemed to match pretty well. She looked good too; not perfect, but very beautiful. After a bit, she asked how much experience I had, and I said very little. She told me that was unsurprizing, as I looked ugly as fuck, and she was only wondering how long I could keep my hopes up.
I didn't know how to reply, or what to do. Guys, help me. I'm never going to find anyone, will I?
>>28749089
internet dating is the epitome of what robot memes describe. if you look at tinder stats, you actually see the '80/20 rule', harams form. if you aren't the spitting image of memechad or a catfisher, you shouldn't have even tried
>>28749089
might just be dom banter, play along
>>28749292
I'll try, let's see how it goes
>200 page essay due in two days
why live
You live for your essay or until the next one
memespeed
>>28749082
>900 volume PhD thesis due in 5 minutes
fml
>2 post erotic fiction due before the thread 404's
>I don't even know if I want to write about momcest, robot maids, futa, or analinguis
Okay /r9k/, my brother is quite literally autistic (high-functioning), has bipolar disorder, and is a general shithead. He's always loud and angry, picks fights with people, spergs out if he is fed anything that isn't chicken (not kidding), and is well on his way to being a NEET basement dweller. I need ideas on how to get this fuck out of my mom's house because he's driving her insane. College isn't an option, because he's too autistic to function in a dorm. Military won't take him because mental disorders, and he has no desire to learn anything in school. Help me please.
Sounds like he needs a PBV, project based voucher. It's kinda like section 8 except he'll go to a housing project specifically for people with special needs that can't take care of themselves.
>>28748999
What makes you think we have any solution to offer?
If we had one, we would apply it to ourselves. Or write a book about it and become rich.
>>28749105
I dunno. I've gotten to the point in my life where asking internet frogposters for advice is the only thing I can do.
Hey gals look, it's anon. Hey anon, are you still looking for a virgin gf?
Not sure if guy or dyke in the middle.
>>28749044
Guy.
2, 9 & 10 are pretty hot.
>>28748994
>looking for gf
reeeeeeeeeeee get ouit normie reeeeeee
Why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend, /r9k/? I really despise orbiting, I just wanted a nice guy to give all my attention and talk about stuff.
>>28748873
It shouldn't be hard for you unless you're ungodly levels of ugly.
You have a better chance of finding a suitable bf on >>>/soc/
Go and stay go
>>28748924
They are too normie wanting normie girls, with subjects I'm not interested on. And I'm not ugly or boring; I have interesting talks (at least from general observation). I really have no clue why people disappear or why I have such trouble approaching them.
>>28748873
>I just wanted a nice guy to give all my attention and talk about stuff.
I don't think r9k is the best place for that
>Why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend
First ask yourself what you have to offer them
>tfw am a guy and have a bigger thigh and ass than most girls
I carry all of my weight in my thighs OP, I know that feel. My ass is totally flat though.
>inb4 post bp
It's better than a potbelly m8o
>>28748866
>guy
>big-
Hello again fellow wageslaves, it's time for a thread about us.
You can bitch about your job here, boast etc.
Wow, 5PM on a sunday already? Where did that time go? If you were unemployed like me, every day would be 5PM on a sunday, I just hope this doesn't upset you too much
>work in Jew York City
>make shit pay
>working there for 6 months
>everything is great for first 3 months
>Boss unexpectantly leaves the company
>Get new boss who is a total cunt
>She's constantly hounding me for no reason
>I write copy most of the day, so often or not it goes through some rounds of edits.
>Tells me "Everyone makes mistake. Nobody is perfect."
>Next week she pulls me into a conference room
>Tells me that I cannot make another mistake, or else I'm fired
>Makes me sign some form giving her consent to do that
>Comments on my posture, my hands, my feet movement, my face looking lethargic etc.
>Gives me a literal ADHD quiz taken off a psychology testing website, but changes the title
>Getting physically sick from dealing with them, stressed out, depression coming back tenfold
>Go to HR
>they turn me away because "They're just trying to make me a better employee, and most likely I'm the one with the problem."
>Nothing happens
>They continue to yell at me, sigh really loudly when I speak in meetings or can't figure something out
>Live at home, want to quit and switch careers, parents said they would disown me if I did that
>Getting rejected left and right from other jobs I apply to
>Never wanted to die so much in my life
>Stuck with two thundercunts for the rest of time
Life is truly suffering.
>>28748820
At work right now. I'm doing my boss's job while he's with his 8 months pregnant wife, but I'm paid far, far less.
>The kicker is that my girlfriend of a few years just texted me that she cheated on me and that we're over today while I've been working, so it's hard to hold back the tears. It would've been avoided had I not left her alone yesterday with a Chad while I was at work on a day I normally have off.
Th-thanks, life
