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Hello. I have posted a number of threads about a girl named Marina who I have recently spent a great deal of time with. I'm not sure if anybody still wants to hear about what is going on between us but I will post in this thread if anybody does.
Yes friend, you give us all hope.
>be me
>when we first met Marina mentions about her mother and young brother
>she says they are visiting later in the month
>the last time we were together she asked me (or looked at me as if asking, which made me ask to see if this was the case) if I would have the chance to meet them when they visit this weekend
>since Wednesday we have only messaged
>Friday I know her family would arrive late
>she would take them for a small meal near their hotel
>that night she messaged me to make sure I still wanted to meet them tomorrow
>I say sure and she says they are going to spend time by the shore in the morning then go for a meal in the early evening
>I say shall I just join you for the meal
>she says ok, but if you want to come earlier that I am welcome
>It's a sunny day and, since I hate spending too much time in the sun and since they have not had much time to "catch up" with things I approve of meeting in the evening
>yesterday (Saturday) in the morning I receive a message
>Marina has sent me the address of where her mother and brother are staying
>it's not extremely far from where she lives, halfway between the water and her address
>she asks is 5pm ok to meet?
>in the afternoon she messages me to say she is back in her flat changing into different clothes
>I say sure and that yes I know how to get there
>quickly I shower and begin making sure my appearance is as best as it could be
Cont...
>I don't know whether to dress "mature" with formal wear and keep my slight stubble
>or if I should shave clean and try and look younger than my years
>I have a rather young look anyway, and as a child people sometimes asked if I am a girl
>sometimes people accused me of wearing lipstick since my lips were so red and sometimes looked big I guess
>without meaning to boast about myself I would say I was "cute" more than anything
>what I mean is that most men seem to fit into a certain look, either "rugged" (beard and wrinkles etc) or "cool" (with modern haircuts and fashionable clothing) or "athletic" (with big muscles and so on)
>perhaps not all men do but I feel each has their own "look" they are best suited to, and which are able to attract girls who prefer whatever look
>perhaps because of my relative short height (5'9) and my quiet and polite character people judge me to be young, or at least innocent (or "too pure" as a girl once said)
>I decide to shave my beard but leave some short stubble
>my hair does not appear well so I place my head under the shower once more and begin to comb and dry it again
>I dress in black cotton trousers, black shoes and a loose light brown shirt
>lacking any cologne I sneak into my flatmate / landlord's bedroom and steal some of his
>I fear that he has a camera or something in his room so I make my movements when spraying the cologne obvious then rush out immediately
>it is a warm evening without much breeze and I already panic and begin to breathe very fast with a dry mouth
Cont...
So, I thought I would never have to do anything like this but I guess I need to now and i'll explain my situation.
I will be proposing to my gf very soon, and i'm a poor shit. 19 and still living with my parents, can't even keep a job when I try because of my violent tendencies and because i'm just overall very fucking autistic. I don't even have money for the engagement ring and I don't even know what do to, parents would laugh if i said i'm going to propose to someone and they wouldn't give me money anyway and the couple friends that I have wouldn't lend me any money anyway.
Now I know that everyone of /r9k/ probably despises marriage and thinks its the worst thing ever because they hate all females but my gf is different, she was like me a khv and was probably going to die alone and was going to kill herself as she had nothing to live for but she didn't because she met me, to me she is honestly perfect in every way and she tells me I make her happy but I want to try and give her a good life by marrying her. Please help a poor man out richfags... My paypal is [email protected]
Go beg on Reddit, you fucking niggerfaggot.
>>28745427
>my gf is different
Thanks for the kek poor fag
and as soon as she finds a fag with some money she gone
>>28745555
nice quads,
but she has found one. she met some fucking rich weeb who inherited loads of money and he wanted to marry her, she said no and stayed with me
>depression is a real mental illness
>"normies" cant have it though
???
Normies don't know what it's like to really experience depression. They feel it momentarily when their ice cream drops on the floor or their favorite TV show is a re-run.
>>28745318
>mental illness is real
>>28745347
and you experience it when mommy says you have to make your own tendies? what the fuck is the difference?
sounds like a meme "mental illness" to me
Ma girl on my bike. Jealous?
>>28745317
>i came to /r9k/ for attention
That's pretty sad.
>>28745317
that's a trap isn't it?
I bet it is.
>>28745317
are you that Austrian biker who killed 2 people because he got cucked?
>be me
>decide after 5+ years of fapping to shemales I would finally get a tranny hooker
>find on on backpage
>petite ladyboy
>finally work up the courage to book an appointment
>go to her place
>we get right down to it after money is exhanged
>she sucks me, I suck him 69, doggystyle, he rides me, i cum
>instant regret and shame
>try to get out as fast as I can
My first sex experience and it was with a tranny JUST
>>28745270
Why are you so fucking stupid?
>>28745270
>>instant regret and shame
This feeling will last exactly until next time you get horny, and I bet you'll fucking go there again eventually.
>>28745270
>Being a literal faggot
Come on man step up.
Why don't people start insecam threas anymore? What ever happened to the beastman?
insecam?
wassat?
Oh damn, I havent seen one of these threads in months. I also wonder what happened to Beastman.
I need to get back into this creepy shit.
>>28745280
It's a site where you can view random surveillance cameras from around the world. People would find funny cams and post links. These would range from cameras in schools and businesses and even from inside peoples homes
/nedervoel/ - de draad voor Nederlandse robots.
Nog andere robots in Overijssel? Ik voel nu zo alleen.
>Average height: 181cm
>>28745266
We have britfeel threads, why can't other countries have a thread?
hey neets, why don't we all save up and buy an island and live away from the normies?
This would be one depressing island.
do you think you can have that opinion with conviction?
Internet would suck and everyone would starve from lack of hot pockets. It would end with malaria and suicide.
> tfw no non-chubby gf
chubby gfs are better, OP
trust me
>>28745169
Coerce your current into losing weight then?
Well she's the best fucking possible girlfriend excluding her looks. She has a cute face btw.
What's your favorite drink(s) /r9k/?
Mines is this yogurt yalkut tea thing
this stuff. i know its become kind of a meme but i dont care, it tastes great. i barely drink any other soda.
>>28745158
Beer, coffee, water
>>28745232
This. Any other answer is wrong
Would being rich solve most of your problems?
>>28745086
I live in the most wealthiest country in the world, so no.
It would allow me to ignore my problems.
Yes. I'd stop searching for a mcjob and live the rest of my days as a glorious neet
tfw your internet provider blocks /b/ but not /r9k/
Just log in to the control panel and disable the web filtering dude.
>>28745022
he can't because hes underaged. report to mods.
>>28745022
I can't. I don't have the credentials; my landlord has them since he pays the bills.
How many female virgins are left by 20 years old? After how many dates is asking if they are a virgin acceptable?
>How many female virgins are left by 20 years old?
You already know the answer
>>28744991
The answer to both of your questions is 3.
>>28745010
No, like seriously memes aside how many? I'm thinking like 20%?
>dad found the snail salt box
I'm such a freak
>>28744989
What the hell is a snail salt box?
>>28745670
>put snail in box
>salt snail
>receive snail salt
>>28744989
>mom found the spaghetti condom
it's over lads
>be me
>work wageslave job pushing carts back into store
>have good friendship with qt
>she walks out from behind a wall and I almost run the carts into her
"Don't let me hit you"
"you can hit me anytime anon"
>say nothing after this
D-did I miss a signal guys
>>28744980
>tfw such an autist, even if someone was flirting I would never realize
>>28744980
How should OP have responded to this? What exactly would a normie have said?
I doubt she's lost interest just because you were awk about it. Next time you see her just casually ask for her number, text her that night, ask if she wants to go get dinner sometime....... profit?
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