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This show is actually pretty fucking dark.
>>28743733
Kids literally doing harsh manual labour for two fucking quarters...just so they could get a fat ass piece of candy.
>>28743733
Well no shit
The movie was about them accidentally maiming a bunch of kids, fleeing in a car to the middle of nowhere, getting to a theme park with that little pink shit's brother, and finding out he's a sadistic douche.
Did anybody else think this was the pig's dick when they first saw this episode?
Dear robots, I have one question for you.
What do you do after drugs, alcohol, everything sexual and romantical, exercising, socializing, sleeping, discovering/studying and hobbies won't do the trick for you anymore?
I've had psychotic depression for as long as I can remember (never been on meds though) and whatever I seem to do, it always comes back. I've forced myself to eat, exercise, socialize, take cold showers, go to bed early etc but it always crumbles down. I'm sick of this. I even quit smoking after 4 years and went vegetarian, but it hasn't soothed my well being.
I am literally out of options except on drugs, which I've only tried weed and possibly something stronger mixed in it. But whenever I get high, this feeling of watching paint dry and desperation comes back and I can't ignore it. Should I try other drugs and if so, which? I have a few splintery connections so I guess I could try them. Or should I just an hero?
You should try ECT.
Also better drugs weed is barely a drug.
You shouldn't, anon. Things will get better.
>>28743887
Stop saying this shit, things don't get better.
Like I said, I've had this for as long as I can remember, which is me being 4 years old and lying down on the frozen sea while it was snowstorming so I could stay there and die. And I know that it doesn't take one day to get better, this is why I'm looking for alternatives here.
>mom found the piss bascinet
>>28743711
>three times removed cousin found armpit hair disposal.
>>28743711
>Cum tiger found the poop piano
>femanon in or around the greater metropolitan area of washington DC didn't respond to my thread
>Consider myself a robot
>Took this test
>bingo
oh fugg
>>28743677
op's bingo
>>28743677
Robot or not m8?
I can check all of those off except picking a girl up from a bar or club as I am too young to go to either.
Still not a normie due to depression
All virgins here, share your stories about the most sexual thing you have done in your life, I'll start.
>at my friend's bday party
>drunk
>grabbed his sister's ass
>she was shocked, but was smiling at the same time, so I guess she liked it :>
>been to 2 different strip clubs
>made out with 2 slutty girls SIMULTANEOUSLY and they rubbed my crotch
>girls have sent me nudes and I turned them down for sex
>once I sucked a dick
Mostly a virgin by choice I guess.
Nearly lost virginity to a Nigerian hooker, couldn't get an erection so nothing happened.
Had a decent body
>Played with her big soft ass/thighs
>Played with her tits
>Got a handjob
Went home couldn't get a boner as a result of long term porn use + drugs and alchohol that night
Still haven't ever kissed a girl or had sex.
kissed a few girls
>Get interviewed for minimum-wage fast food job
>"Why do you want this job?"
>>28743564
>"because I need money"
This might be original but I dont want to solve the captcha twice.
>>28743564
A good bullshit answer is "I like interacting with people".
>"Why do you want this job?"
"So I can purchase food and shelter in order to increase my chances of survival."
Comfy thread anyone
Personally I like hot chocolate
posting some of my comfy wallpapers
I really like cyberpunk t b h f a m
comfy space room
ITT: We wait for the red underlined to change from "1 year" to "2 years"
>>28743504
Day of retribution was only 2 years ago? Man, time goes slower than i remember.
When's that lazy fuck gonna make some new vlogs? I found them super comfy
>>28743504
Wasnt asking for those feels
Tell me about Pizza.
Why does she obscure her eyes?
To protect my identity. I'm an X-men.
Get it?
>>28743867
nigger, that's not an orignalio commentado
>>28743438
That's a guy. He's a mentally ill faggot that we should pity. One of the ugliest traps that posts here
Is there any point to being alive while black if you aren't Tyrone?
There's literally no in between for us. Either you are Odell Beckham Jr and get all the decent and hot black women or you are a robot and you have to fuck the obese women whether you like it or not...
Fucking
God damn, top tier black girl there. I wish they all looked like that.
Become a jazz musician, dude.
>mfw this nigga is 2 years younger then me and living on top of the world
I wish I was genetically gifted...
Anyone else here a childish ungrateful little shit? I fucking hate myself
>When I was a kid mother used to cook me alphabet soup
>If I could spell the desert I wanted she would make it for me
>Was the best part of my childhood
>Today she notices how depressed I have been
>Makes me some alphabet soup as a nice reminder
>Tells me to spell whatever I want and I can have it to cheer me up
>Get angry at this for some reason
>Sit and carefully spell out the word 'pussy'
>place the letters on the table very carefully so she can read it
>tell her to never make such shit food again
>tell her I will never get a girlfriend when I eat baby food
>go and throw the food into the bin
>walk back to my room
She hasnt' made a noise in 3 hours lads. I feel really bad.
>>28743356
Go and apologise you fucking manchild. I don't care how scary or awkward it is. That bitch loves you more than life itself and you've hurt her in a way that no-one else ever could.
Go make things right. Right fucking now.
Go and give your mom an apology, dummy.
literally what's wrong with you, fucking fedora edgelords i swear
i hope you made this up
How are you doing fellow INTJs? How's life?
Inferior personality types not welcome in this thread. That's every type except for ENTJs.
Ignore sad and pathetic INTP trolls.
> be 19
> Fight with parents
> they are inferior
> I don't love them
> tfw homeless now
Such is the life of an intj. So much for medical school.
>>28743642
so you are posting this from a library or an internet cafe?
You're not a true INTJ if you can't explain God.
>tfw this guy wasn't your dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIQhwRVXLQ
Why did he break her house? That was mean.
>>28744248
so he can fuck her on top of it
>>28744248
>he
OP's pic is from the VN Barbaroi. The plot is about a guy Takamiya Asuka who was born into a family of doctors meaning that he had no problems with money. However, he looked like a girl and so got bullied by people in school (tormented by the boys, wasn't treated as a boy by the girls and got treated harshly by the girl he liked) and came to hate women.
Years later he moved to the US to follow his father in becoming a doctor. To enact revenge he became a 'girl'. 'He' kept his penis but gained a bust and thus became what was known as a shemale. The place 'he' chose to spread hatred was school and 'he' chose Aikou girls academy. With this unexpected reunion with the very cause of his hatred of women, Asuka's sadism reached a peak. Using the status of a distinguished family, an appearance that puts girls at ease and strengthening, physically and of the genitals, the drama of Asuka trampling down on women begins.
https://vndb.org/v1016
I translated the synopsis from the developer's site
http://www.xuse.co.jp/product/023_barbaroi/
>be black
>only into non white non black women
>asian women aren't allowed to date blacks
>latinas hate blacks
>indian girls are usually mentally ill sjws
>middle eastern girls require you to convert or else you both get stoned to death
>>28743231
why are niggers obsessed with polluting the gene pool?
stick to your own race for fuck sake
>>28743275
nah senpai I do what I want
>>28743290
obviously you don't judging from what you just posted
Are there any artists browsing this board?
What do you do (as in drawing, painting etc.)
What motives do you like most?
What motivates you?
How long have you been doing it?
I was just about to start to animate something, I feel ashamed because I go to an art school now but I still don't draw in my free time and dedicate myself.
I paint abstract shit, and memes occasionally
https://youtu.be/NYwWuqhz-zw
