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My favorite frog incarnation.
What happened to FBF? Why was he abandoned?
Tainted by normalscum.
>Sexualy inexperienced rhino
>Public akwardness penguin
>Deranged taxodermy dog
I miss them like I miss my cuddle toys.
blame FemBotFrog
Anyone else think asian girls are more likely to become actual fembots? They tend to be:
>More shy.
>More introverted.
>Nerdier.
>Less likely to have sex early, or have sex with a lot of men.
I don't know, but I've read plenty of high school and uni stories here about very socially awkward, isolated asian girls.
I'm an awkward Asian girl. Literally have zero friends. Always wondered if there were more like me.
>>28748877
Are your parents restricting? Do you blame them for not getting proper socialization?
D-did I do good, mum? Will you finally love me now? ;u;
Also grades thread
Having to take it 3 times just to get an A is as worse as just failing it. You should've just took the hint.
>>28749022
Those are credits you dumbfuck.
>>28749051
Why would credits say attempts and not credits
>you get called gay just because you're single...
>>28748688
I've never understoof this logic, even if you were gay, that would just mean you couldn't get a boyfriend
>>28748688
Just say you're asexual and move on with you're life. They can no longer make fun of you cos it's ableist or whatever bs sjw buzzword.
>>28748688
>you get called gay because you were caught shoving a dildo up your ass while wearing a dress
am i a bitch for crying to this scene?
mfw hold the door
No, nothing wrong with feeling bad when a bro dies.
>>28748682
Nope I cried too.
>hold the door hordor
>he never stopped holding the door
;__;
Hello brobots, so I'm starting a youtube channel, I've designed the art, created the channel and all that but I'm stuck on what I should upload, I already know that I don't want to do gaming content. I'm looking for a genre that has promise for me to enjoy uploading and get paid well for it.
I dunno I make videos and nobody watched them. People seem to like them and they get like ten likes and 100views and then nobody watches them again. I think is to much of a pyramid scheme now.
I think popular youtube channels are like popular iphone games. People want something quick, something that doesn't require much thinking or knowledge beforehand. Compare the views for MIT open courses and vsause and all these 5-minute cartoon math/science vids. I think it's the same with art. If you start a really good and elaborate art channel, you'll only catch the people who are actively trying to draw. If you want alot of viewers you want to make gimmicky vids.
>>28748559
Do what leafyishere does. Post footage of a boring gameplay while discussing current events and adding nothing that hasn't been said, OR discussing drama related to himself. I can't believe how many people watch that bullshit. Pewdiepie is a filthy casual with no skill whatsoever but at least his letsplays are actually semi enjoyable.
There are no girls here.
Stop being gullible.
What about ones who post timestamped pictures of themselves?
>>28748566
You think those pics can't be faked?
>>28748589
They can be, but what about those who post a series of pictures with quite specific requirements "shoe on head etc." to prove that they're not faked? Or post vocaroos and the like?
>Get promotion at job
>Want to buy qt gf something at mall
>Anything she wanted
>It's been three hours and she "may not get anything".
>inb4 Chad / Normie.
Leave her at the mall. Let her walk home.
So get something for yo self
>take little sister anywhere
>at least one person tries to talk me into buying something nice for my "girlfriend"
>she's 13 and I'm 25
What if you had a clone of yourself, then you got a gf and she fell for the clone. You'd be cucking yourself.
Sorry, this topic seemed a lot more interesting in my head.
>>28748404
me and my bf have had this conversation a lot, how we would have sex with each others clones
>>28748404
I'd ask the clone for a threesome and since he is my clone, he'd say yes and we'd cum together over her tits
>>28748404
Nah even your head is bored of you.
>tfw people can tell you're a virgin by the way you walk
guess i have to stay indoors forever
>>28748345
you don't get called out in real life for being a virgin. Virginity isn't a thing outside of 4chan
>>28748428
>being this delusional
You have never been outside it seems.
>Walking from the parking lot to a building
>Black security guard says "Hey big dawg"
>As I leave him behind I hear him tell another security guard "I call him big dawg cuz' he walks like a brotha'"
Good luck scoping my virginity from my walk.
damn I never realized how fucking evil we are before this image, amirite bros?
>GUYS will date a GIRL as a joke
Really sick of this "speaking without being spoken to" meme
Aliens should just destroy humanity and everything we created before we're able to expand
I think a frat chad tried to pick me up for a "dog fight", like one of those ugly date competitions they have.
I found it amusing, didn't take the bait, and moved on.
I don't get what the fuss is about.
Any of you guys ever used a hostel while traveling? is it as scary as it sounds?
>>28748271
I stayed in a shared dorm in Athens. It was fucking awful, I didn't sleep for two straight nights because of people snoring and making noise. Booked myself into a proper hotel the next night and slept like a baby
>>>/trv/
We have a board for this, I doubt a bunch of neet stay at home faggots have experience with hostels
>>28748570
That board is full of roasties and normies i wanted to know if any socially akward robots had any experience with this.
>Go to this website
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
>type in your name and your waifu/oneitis/whatever's name
>press simulate
>post result
this was rather lewd
i have seen this website before and it always seemed kind of pointless and retarded to me
anyways here are the results it went much better than expected
>>28748424
I knew a guy with your name who turned tranny and now demands to be called your oneitus's name.
How's your transition going, /r9k/?
>tfw trying to be pretty so I can steal my Chad-ish friend from his gf.
Transition from optimistic early 20's to suicidal mid 20's?
It's going great
>>28748217
where do all these cute trannies live?
t. chaser
He looks like Kimmy Schmidt.
What's the lewdest thing you've ever done?
I've touched a girl'sstomach
when i was a little kid I made these other boys show me their dicks and so I could compare what they looked like to mine
I wanked onto my teachers chair and rubbed it into the fabric.
