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Dubs decides le kurt pepe's fate
he tries to shoot but the gun has blanks so he just ends up contemplating his own existence
makes more shitty music
Forced to eat ice cream until he dies of ice cream headache.
It's 12 am and I thought my roommates were all asleep, i'm in uni and share a kitchen with 3 random guys. So I go to the kitchen and put my food in the oven, it takes 60 minutes to cook. 40 minutes have passed and I hear my roommate and a few others come into the house and go straight into to the kitchen. I can music and the sound of beer bottles clinking, I can hear girls too, it sounds like they're have some sort of party. I have too much anxiety to go in there and get my food, it's going to burn. I haven't eaten all day, I got 2 trays of tendies being cooked, i'm not sure what to do. My stomachs rumbling but I can't bring mysel f to go into the kitchen.
Let the tendies go, anon.
>>28754384
It's not worth it. Just drink a bunch of water from the bathroom faucet or something to fill up your stomach and stave off hunger, then go to sleep so tomorrow will come faster. Good luck, man.
Looks like those tendies will be a feast for the drunken normies.
I need your clear stance on this /r9k/
the fear that robots secretly admire chads who treat their gfs badly depresses me
the women hate of /r9k/ originated because of the bitter truth that women often choose abusive chads
from this it obviously follows that we despise these chads as well
The robot uprising demands the fall of both CHADS AND STACEYS
>>28754333
tfw no one notices your trips and your serious attempt to make a discussion thread about an important topic
>>28754333
Doesn't OP, people will always protect Chad, no matter what he does people will take a bullet for him.
>>28754333
dude have you been sleeping the last year?
this board is FULL of retarded failed NORMIES who fucking worship chad stacey
no one here anymore hates chad OR stacey. its just all 100% WORSHIP.
they worhsip chad and secretly admire him and will lick his balls and anus out while he KEKS them, and ABUSES their oneitis
they worship stacys that treat them like shit, laugh at them and CHEAT on them. they post pictures of girls that would KEK them all the fucking time.
this board is full of FAILED NORMIE REDDITORS.
>be 22
>be single
>be unemployed
>be chronic masturbator
>have no prospects
>soon to be living at home
>your degree is just a reminder that you'll never fulfil your dreams
>eating bread right out of the bag at 1am
>passed up a birthday party with the few friends that could make time to show up, to play a video game on release because your closest friend can never come
>the only people that want you to cum in them are dick owners
>all conventions for your hobbies are filled with normies and autists in lazy deadpool cosplay
>the last time you were romantically interested in another human being for more than 3 days was when you were 15, and she was a lesbian, and the only woman you could relate to
>people only ever approach you in public for money or directions
>you have never produced a piece of work you could feel wholly proud of
>you will spend the next years of your life playing chicken with your brother over who will succumb to their depression first
>you're not even very good at video games
Wanna swap lives?
Seriously, at least you got an education.If not, I'll kill you and take your life for my own.
>>28754355
Enjoy my meme degree in game design, fucker
>be 24
>be single khv
>fap but I don't care (nofap is a myth)
>trying to get a degree in what you like, while failing
>no job, no higher education
>girls may like you but you don't know even how to meet them or hit on them, everything would look ridiculous and forced as fuck
>time is passing by and you can feel it
>your interest only attracts autists and overweight cunts with dyed hair
>you are not great at anything
>you will spend the rest of your life failing at your personal projects and being a loser in general
>die alone and childless
are memes dead?
Pepe and wojak are their ghostly hell world incarnations
That's why they've been around for so long
They'll never die
They'll never find release from the endless torment of their own making
Memes are a spook
When everything is a meme, nothing is.
So, yes.
>want to get a legsjapan subscription
>still live at home
>will likely continue to live at home forever because I'm getting a degree in history
>degree in history
Why,
>>28754301
>too lazy to do math
>too autistic for business
>too uncoordinated for art
>hate anything graphic design related despite being good at that
what does living at home have to do with joining a website?
Please explain to me why you are all such attention loving duckies and why it appeals to you to create an identity for yourself on what is supposed to be an anonymous image board.
Anonymous culture is dead, even here on 4chan.
People post pics of themselves more than ever now, even going as far as not bothering to obscure their face.
People even request it, and the people they ask usually oblige.
>duckies
Man, that's real cutesy. Can I shit in your cunt?
>>28754278
It's threatening my ultra comfy life especially when they group together and take over an entire thread.
Shit's killin me man
hey /r9k/, Its my fathers birthday today, I lost him 10 years ago. if it wasnt for this board I dont know what I would do. Lets forget our retarded difference and just for once realize that we all need each other, because if we didnt we would fucking kill ourselves
I love you guys
/pol/ didnt really like my post, well that was my first mistake
yeah. you guys are okay. wish youd just stop obsessing over yellow manlets. fucking gook lovers
>>28754116
I feel you fambot. Today's the day I lost my mom 8 years ago. Even though i'm just some random robot you'll never meet, know that I understand and that you have my sympathy.
here's a funny picture maybe it will cheer you up
Normies, I'm not telling you to get out, I'm begging you. Please I'll literally do anything. I'm seriously crying, this is the last place for me and you're bullying me even here. I'm a pathetic loser and you are better than me, you're successfully, I'm just a beta failure who isn't worthy enough to be your dick holder. But please I beg you please just leave I don't care at what cost.
ever considered that you acting like this right here is the tantamount flaw that cripples you?
>>28754104
buy me a copy of bad rats and you got a deal
>>28754104
hey, dude if you feel that r9k is being overrun with normies just give me your kik/skype/or steam
So what are you doing this summer anons?
same thing i do the other 3 seasons
fucking normalfag
Visiting the US west coast in two weeks (frenchbot here)
I'll be going to San Francisco, Los Angeles and Las Vegas (also camping in Yosemite)
I've never left Europe so I'm pretty hyped desu
>>28754076
Summer only matters if you're a middle/high schooler.
I will literally date any girl. I'm not picky because everyone has something great about them, and i just want the companionship.
The most important things to me are humor, music, good eats.
My current ambitions are getting better at cooking and finishing college.
I like to use the internet as a source of information, i am a very curious person who likes reading. I also use it for entertainment, i like to catch up on my favorite reddit subs, tumblr pages and youtube channels.
I like Bernie Sanders, sandwiches, and Dr.Pepper, but i'm skinny. I didn't know where to fit this but i like anime, i have anime ringtones for my phone and it makes me a smile everytime because the real world has been shitty to me but anime always has been good to me.
If any girls here think they might like to be my girlfriend please post a little about something about yourself and post your Skype name. thanks!!
>Bernie Sanders
>is desperate as fuck
Like clockwork
>>28754041
>bernie sanders
you can try sharing that brunette with carl and aids skrillex. I bet they'd be into that.
>Bernie Sanders
You sound low energy, mate
I wish you'd come back into my life Yasmin. I'm such a fucking mess. I keep doing stupid shit. I don't even need to date you, I just want you be around so I can stop acting out so much. I need to know you're doing okay. I miss you so fucking much. Please come back. I don't know why I'm making this thread, I have nobody to talk to about this. You were the only one I could open up to. I don't have anyone. I need you.
theres about 4 billion girls in the world and i'm sure at some point another one will evoke the very same chemical and emotional prompts that you feel for yasmine so quit whining and drink some alcohol in a public area with some other humans like yourself
What the fuck kind of turd spells Jasmine incorrectly.
>>28754149
Alcohol is a good idea but I can't go outside. I can't stop tearing. I'm going to drink myself into a stupor right now
Guys....
Was there always a West Virginia or is this time travelers continuing to fuck with this reality we are living in? I could have sworn there was never such thing as West Virginia. Another Mandela effect?
>>28753984
I think you're lost, para-cuck
>>28753984
West virginia came about after virginia was split during the civil war.
>>28753984
I don't really understand this image, I say everything the first way.
Is wearing a condom during sex really as bad as normies say?
I'm uncut and the difference is almost unexistant, it all depends on the brand and the fit... But I've heard from cut guys that for them it does feel like shit.
Not only does it negatively affect the tactile experience, some people feel it generates an underlying sense of rejection of intimacy.
Of course, this does not apply to bar-hopping normies that live a life of pump-and-dump promiscuity.
Me personally, I fail to get the point. If two people are comfortable with each other to the point of sex, not taking the extra couple of steps that would allow raw intercourse is at leas lazy, or at most, stupid.
>>28753953
Only if you're cut.
an isolated lonely life isn't worth living
>>28753919
the bobcat teaches us to be alone without being lonely.
What this pic from OP? I like it.
Yeah it is, if you have a shitload of money.
