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OK, r9k here is a thing i made showing the difference between a GAY face and an aspie/Autist face some bongos cant tell the difference
Milo hunnnnnnnnnnggggggggGGGGGGGGG
what about a gay autist face
classify this guy
>You're the whitest [race] guy I know!
Any nonwhite anons tired of this shit?
>>28757760
No, because I'm not whitewashed.
>>28757760
I was called the whitest white guy once
I felt kinda proud because I was the best at something
Tired of non-whites existing? Absolutely!
>weed is not addicted.
How true is this bullshit?
I smoke weed but its such a fucking hassle to get it so I rarely smoke it and just go to the cigar shop and buy amarican made cigar for 2$. Weed is expensive as fuc. Even if its 10 for a gram
>>28757540
that american cigar wont get you high.
as for how addictive it is, it varies. some people are more prone to addiction then other. some people are addictive. some are obsessive. some people never experience a problem. some are no better than meth heads for some reason.
quit and find ou twhere you fall on the spectrum. booze maybe?
>>28757571
This.
Weed is different for everyone in all respects.
It can be physically addictive, despite protests from dudebros, but you're "probably" not going to suck dick for it.
>>28757540
>10 for a fucking gram
>bad by any means
You're insane! A gram can go up to $20 are you buying shit weed or something?!
Why do you still waste time eating food when you can subsist entirely on potato and oat gruel boiled in milk?
Can I add sardines?
>>28757488
>all carbs
No thanks, won't lose any fat that way
>>28757513
You could if you found a recipe it taste better with frozen strawberries and a little bit of whey if you want protein desu famalamadingdong
"It's okay Aya." You tell her with a smile. "I'll be back for sure tomorrow." You tell your childhood friend.
"You better!" She snaps at you. "It's... It's a bit scary here..." Even though Aya had a reputation of being mature in school, she was surprisingly childish. "It's scary in the hospital..." Aya shudders at the thought of ghosts lurking around the halls. Unfortunately for Aya she got into an accident. It was a horrible accident. It was a miracle she even survived that car crash.
"Eh? What are you talking about? Hospitals aren't scary!" Fortunately for Aya there doesn't seem to be any long lasting effect, however for the past month, she has been staying at the hospital to recover from her injuries. Coupled with the fact that she needs to undergo rehabilitation to get use of her legs back, she is slated to be in the hospital for a long time.
"But... But people die here all the time don't they? There has to be spirits lurking about..." To calm Aya down you go up to her and pat her on the head.
"It'll be okay Aya." You tell her with a smile. "Anyways, I have to go back home, I'll see you tomorrow."
"Bye bye!" She says with a smile. As she watches you leave she calls out to you. "Wait! Anon! H-How's school? Are you preparing for your college entrance exams!" Her eyes told you that she felt like she was being left behind.
"Of course."
"I see..." She smiles melancholically. "Do you... Do you think we'll still be able to graduate together?"
[ ] Tell her the truth. She probably won't be able to get out by graduation time and even if she did, she won't be prepared for final exams or even college entrance exams.
[ ] "Everything will be okay Aya." Encourage her. Dodge the question.
[ ] Write-in
>>28757437
[X] Write in
Yeah, yeah of course. Could I borrow 100 bucks off you real quick, sorry to be a bother, I just need to buy some bomb making supplies.
IT'S HIM
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING HIM
THE VN WRITING ANON
OH FUCK HOW I'VE MISSED YOU
HOW WE'VE MISSED YOU ANON.
NEVER STOP WRITING. WE TRULY LOVE YOUR WORK.
Anyway, I second this anon's answer
>>28757560
>>28757591
desu we should have checked our inventory first.
>be me
>Clinically depressed
>Occasionally get suicidal
>Always crave pic related when I'm in this state
>Don't have an obsession or even care about her after the suicidal tendencies are over
What's wrong with me Robros?
you've got a bad case of the weepies, and you like asian girls
can't say i blame you, friend
>>28757386
I don't what the weepies Implies but man I'm trying not to be a pussy. I don't cry. I really try to work this out.
I do like Asian girls, but it's this one single asian girl that gets me every time.
>>28757439
haha, i didn't mean to imply you're being a pansy, i just think "weepies" is a funny way to refer to depression
maybe shes hitting that perfect spot in your head where like every single feature looks appealing to you
its probably something that doesn't -need- a reason, y'know?
I'm going to tell you the tale of the wildest ride another human being has taken me on.
I was in a crazy part of my life as well. Also this turns into a feels story just give it a min.
>Be 19
>in a weird and gutterscum-y phase of my life
>work brings me no fulfillment so no job, depressed
>shoplift and couchsurf to survive
>can't figure out who I really am
>sort of a junkie
>smoke pot most days and do any other drugs I can find whenever
>one day walking down a street in a pretty bad part of town
>older looking black guy strolls out from a driveway I was walking next to
>starts walking with me, making conversation
>talk about life a little
>eventually he just stops in the middle of the sidewalk
>"Yeah, I'm really broke so I'm going to have to rob you".
>wat.jpg
>I get really flustered and anxious
>Explain to him that I'm broke as hell too, a junkie, and I shoplift to survive
>He's not buying it
>I look pretty well to do, I shoplift a lot of nice things
>All of the sudden he yells "yo such and such getcha ass up here!"
>turn and look way back down the street, there's like 4 people running up towards us
>I think to myself "great I'm getting jumped"
>fight or flight takes over, I fucking bolt
>>28757333
I can already tell this story is going to be fucking retarded.
>they start chasing me, I'm crying and shitting my pants
>I run down the street screaming help
>eventually make it to an alley next to this weird red house with a blue garage door
>the people inside run out of their yard and into the alley, willing to help me
>don't really trust fully because
>niggers
>bad part of town
>but it's the only help I've got
>turn around and see they are not even chasing me anymore
>explain the situation to the negroes frantically
>the niggers actually call the cops
>but we know it will be a fat minute before they show up
>turn around and see all 5 of them in a red car
>the speed into the alley going way to fast
>they fucking crash into the small grassy ditch next to the alley
>windshield all fucked up, airbags popped, wasn't too too bad though
>all of them climbing out in a daze
>the older nigger that was strolling with me earlier recognizes the two I'm with
>they get out of the car and chat it up with the two niggas that were gonna help me
>explain to them that I really have no cash and no phone (the latter was a lie)
>show them my empty wallet
>they are just like "yeah aight" and the two niggas we can go inside and drink liquor
>the nigga that strolled with me was like "yeah I got some liqua' too"
>whatisfuckinghappening.jpg
Side note, the cops literally never showed up. Not to reliable in the hood. Maybe for a murder
or something but not cause someone is getting mugged.
>we all walk inside together and sit, I finally get to inspect these other 4 that tried to rob me
>one of them is T H E qtst girl I've ever seen
>she had blue hair with black roots where the dye was starting to fade
>two qt pigtails
>Instantly start having feelings for her
>which was strange because at that point I thought I was 100% gay
>I sit down next to her on the couch and we all start drinking for a while
>the whole time flirting with this girl comes very naturally
>she seems just as into me as I do her
>we are laughing and touching hands a lot, staring in eachothers eyes
>eventually all the others clear out of the room
>probably because they notice how intimate we are getting
>when they are gone we start making out almost instantly
>we fall off the couch and onto the floor
>she wraps her legs around me and sits on my lap, facing one another
>we start talking and giggling, more kissing
>suddenly she stands up
>"you know they still want me to get your wallet right?"
>sad-no.jpg
>I say "I'll give it to you if I can see you again"
>she laughs and gives me a big grin and accepts
>she lets me empty out all my cards and stuff
>Didn't mind giving it away too much, 115$ wallet but I stole it anyway I guess
>she kisses me and thanks me
>I reveal that I do actually have a phone and we swap numbers
>in a few days we meet at a store in a nicer part of town
>didn't show up high or fucked up somehow today didn't feel like I needed it
>everything is STILL going perfect with her, I couldn't believe it
A lot of the time I feel like I need drugs to be "me" to clarify.
>we walk out of the store after just talking for a while
>up the street to this steep hill that goes up into the trees a short way
>leads to a nice little smoke spot that oversees a little bit of the city
>she smokes a joint she brought with me and we talk and laugh about our lives
>learn a lot more about eachother
>Pedophiles preying upon child actors at Hollywood industry parties is rampant, Lords of the Rings star Elijah Wood claims.
>It was all organised," he told The Sunday Times.
> There are a lot of vipers in this industry, people who only have their own interests in mind.
>There is a darkness in the underbelly - if you can imagine it, it's probably happened.
>He said the abusers had long been protected by powerful figures in the movie industry.
>An entire industry run by Jews is incredibly degenerate and shady
What else is new?
>>28757328
article plz.
bloggx
How long until he ends up dead for telling the truth?
Where are all my fellow kissless virgins at? Tell me about how shit your life is.
Wrong board buddy.
Try /vp/
Only if you give me a kiss first
>>28757166
no pain no gain faggot, you gotta battle through the hard times
Daily reminder that Personality trumps everything else
>>28757123
That's obviously his mom you dipshit.
>>28757123
That's his mom.
oregano
Well, then I'm.completely fucked.
How does this make you feel r9k? What do you think they're contributing to humanity right now?
"Ten ways leaving your tampon in fights the patriarchy!"
Feels pretty neutral
I dunno, are they in advertising? Graphic design? Something like that.
>10 Reasons Why Donald Trump is Literally Hitler
When was the last time you serviced a juicy BKC?
Asian masculinity is seriously some of the most hilarious shit ever
>>28757111
It's like having a toddler mad at you.
If it tries to hit you, all you have to do is put your hand on its head and they won't be able to hit you.
>>28757111
Bet you'd still wrap your lips around a Korean dong given half the chance
>people like this are allowed to exist while children slowly die of cancer every day
FUCK this gay earth
>studied the female body
trash
>everyone on /o/
>>28757091
Chad "gas all the robots" Garrison
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>28757010
Why must you do this to me?
>An overweight, pasty, virgin robot took the time to write this for you
>You're not even going to say thanks.
>>28757134
i didn't want it
i'll give it a bump for effort though
>you're about to kill yourself
What song is playing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRt5wZNw46U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNHdHBtAdzA
Where is my mind - the pixies
>>28757086
nice one family original comment
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