Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>28757010
Why must you do this to me?
>An overweight, pasty, virgin robot took the time to write this for you
>You're not even going to say thanks.
>>28757134
i didn't want it
i'll give it a bump for effort though
>>28757010
>And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then!
>tfw will never get bullied into lewd things
I'm just waiting to die
>>28757167
Thank you anon kun!
>>28757102
What did I do~?
made me giggle and kinda turned me on, cheers
>getting off to this
Sext is only fun when it's a girl doing and when you know you're going to fuck her.
>>28757215
Gave a mean reminder
>>28757215
Are you the same anon that wrote it, though? I've seen this before and I remember they guy saying he'd write more later.
>>28757281
Hmm?
Is it similar to this?
>>28757198
>>28757010
This pasta is delicious, do you have some more like that?
its the same as the previous time, make one new
bretty gud anon anyways
have a you
let it fill you
embrace the (you)
its yours
>>28757010
OP did you ever decide to write more stories after you bought your car? I waited but you never came back
>>28757010
i had a girl bully me into letting her suck my dick once. twice. actually there were three different girls that did that. I jerk off to the thoughts sometimes still.
>>28757461
>tfw thought I got a response but it really wasn't one at all
Sadness
>>28757638
Aw, sorry anon, heres a (You)!
>>28757010
can someone post the pictures of the two guys in front of the computer and making gay roleplaying?
that where the one fat guy said "thats lewd, im just a little girl".
>>28757010
This turned me on more than I would like to admit. Now I have to try to sleep with this hard-on ...
>>28757943
Original hippopotamus
>>28757587
Tell me the story
>>28757638
Um... d-do you feel better now?
U-um sorry, b-but I have a r-raid tonight!
>Speedwalk away with my head down and my hands in my pockets
>>28757010
BASED HONKERS IS BACK
Please, dear god whoever wrote this. Please make another.
I will give you all the (you)'s you desire
I'm hard and this makes me want to cum in my pants and have the girl react to that. Hopefully in a sweet, understanding way.
How did I get to his place in my life?
That made me really happy anon, it's silly but cute and gives me a boner, please continue to post! Kogasa is very sexual as well.
>>28757790
>>28758104
Not really. Still depressed and lonely.
Thanks anyways for asking.
>nothing like this will ever actually happen to you
>>28757970
never got this. the porn you watch was directed by a man too.
>inb4 i dont watch porn im a speshul autist
Get new material OP
>>28757010
>this thread again
meh, of all the copy-pasta threads I've seen, this one is actually alright
The amount of autism in this thread is amazing
