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My boyfriend whored me out to his friends and now I feel like a goddess. This is the only way to make good money as a woman.
how much did you kick up to your bf tho?
>tfw not a pimp
>>26031397
Camwhores on chaturbate often making 5 figures a night if they are popular.
>This is the only way to make good money as a woman
Your bait isn't very subtle, is it?
>tfw no greentext
Robot trigger warning: Not a happy story.
On the morning of my 30th birthday, there was no friendly giant to tell me what I was. By lunchtime, no letter from Hogwarts had arrived, and I didn't spend the afternoon shopping for supplies in Diagon Alley. Being a wizard was not all it was cracked up to be.
That night, I walked alone through the city. Not unusual for me. I watched cars drive by, my breath fog in front of me, and I wandered through residential neighborhoods dark enough for me to see the stars.
I was alone on my walk, but I had been alone even before that. I had been alone my entire adult life. I had no friends. I had never so much as kissed a girl, or even held hands. My family lived far away. I stayed in an apartment alone and couldn't recognize my neighbors on sight. I kept to myself at work.
If you haven't spent a decade or more alone, you won't understand how I felt. The forlorn sense that you don't matter. That you can't express yourself. That you're a wanderer blown, battered, soaked, and lost in a storm searching for respite. There is an emptiness and the desire to fill it becomes overwhelming.
I made a vow that night. Not to the moon or stars, but to myself. This was the year. I was going to turn in my V-card. No matter what. Come hell or high water. In my mind, I became a robot with a singular purpose. The vast forest of branching possibilities ahead of me collapsed in my search algorithm. I went home and to sleep.
(Part 1 of 7)
>>26031247
Listening
Originaljsfhiyjkbgggff ggggf
>>26031318
One sec, 4chan doesn't like one or more characters in the story as I've written it. It is taking some experimentation to figure out which one is the problem.
(Part 2)
Working out and eating right were never patterns I could maintain. Don't bother. I'll just try and find a girl who likes a tall lanky type - that's easier. For clothes, I went to a few clothing stores near me. Nordstrums, J. Crew, the Gap. I asked to buy the same outfits that the mannequins were wearing and built a wardrobe that way for the better of a thousand dollars. I stood on the city streets and watched people walk by. Whenever a guy walked by with a cute girl, I'd take a picture of his shoes. Weird, sure, but I found some reasonable shoes that way.
For my hair, I went through the handful of pictures that my siblings and cousins had uploaded to Facebook and tagged me in. I uploaded the pictures to OKCupid and did their AB testing to find my best one. A single picture stood out. I went to a well reviewed hair cut place, and asked the woman to cut my hair "Like in the picture" and showed her my best one. I also started wearing deodorant.
Next stop, finding the lucky lady.
>I will literally never, ever experience mutual love
>>26030597
never in the ever of forever
Only little girls are capable of mutual love
because the whole concept of love is childish
ITT:Things you will never experience
webm highly related
>"Uncle anon, will you please be my bf!"
>>26030571
Im just sick and tired of feeling sad and unaccomplished. But its all I am, thus all I know how to be
>>26030571
morning breath makes this 80% less enjoyable
any robots in the 724 area code?
Close, 412.
>>26030386
Pittsburgh?
originalcommentbloxbloxbloxbloxxx
>>26030415
yeah. about 30 minutes south.
Has /r9k/ grown up in the last 2 months where there are no longer waifu threads?
Need I remind you all that Cambodian knitting is founded on waifus and waifu culture. Not posting your waifu in this thread labels you as a culture-less waifu traitor and your /chan/ card card should be pulled.
I ain't even gonna lie. You're done.
1st for asuka.
>tfw I'll never fix her
>tfw waifu autism
guys, how do i stop this?
>>26030284
Your waifu is fucking shit m8.
Worst show, worst girl, worst anon.
Get better taste.
Anon why do I feel this emptiness?
you are depressed
>>26030294
Anon, how do I get out of here? I want something more, but even I dont know what
Because You're a betafag who posts for attention and the hope to get some kind of pro tip to solve all your life problems.>Pro tip:Go outside and talk to real people
So is it possible to find a girl that hasn't been railed by a dozen dudes by the time she's 22 without joining a foreign religion or moving to another country and adopting an 8 year old jungle loli?
Or are we doomed to either die alone or suck it up and accept Chad's semen-covered leftovers after she gets off the cock carousel?
My sister 23 and she only have sex with 2 people.
She was in proper relationships with both of them.
>>26029960
You either get Chad's leftovers or nothing now. Society has regressed to the old ways where Chad gets harems and when gets bored of one of the members he lets the betas have his scraps.
>>26029960
Got my gf when she was 16 now 18
She was a virgin geek but shes getting pretty these days and does anything I want sexual wise
UK fag here I'm 25
Is it a bad idea to smoke out of a glass bowl you broke? I broke a giant hole in my bowl and taped it and now I'm freaking out that I'm inhaling glass shards or some shit and might die
a new spoon costs like 10 bucks. Stop being such a nigger.
>2016
>still smoking weed at all
Youre a fucking retard aren't you? Well have fun in the hospital for inhaling small shards of glass and puncturing you lungs
Picnot related
no, fuck it, just do it
I think I am actually ready now, I think I'm ready to end it all. I feel so happy being so ready.
Are you seriously going to do it, man?
Once you're dead there's no going back...
>>26029698
Good luck anon. It'll all be over soon. Post some pics after you've taken the shot.
>10mm
Good tastes
As I said before, fembots were made for this.
Here's the original version.
it will never catch on
maybe for the really boring and good looking incels, but for 99% of incels, this will do absolutely nothing
women being sluts only benefits women sexually
men get fucked over the more choice and power women get
Why can't the lonely robots and fembots just hook up?
Yesterday my brother Ryan commited suicide.
He was 19.
My parents handed me over his Laptop and told me to search for some clues about why he did it.
This forum was his most visited website according to his browser.
I dont know what the fuck is going on here but i can tell you right now that suicide is never an option. Just talk to the people close to you even if you think they may not be able to help you but taking your life so young is the worst thing you can do to yourself and your family.
There is hope.
Thats all.
Ill give 2/10 because i replied
I have no one close to me, but I keep on going and I don't know why.
Was he autistic? Lonely? Unemployed or out of education? That's the general theme of discussion here
Is anyone here in a friends with benefits relationship with a girl where you just eat her pussy and she gets fucked by other guys?
Would you want to be?
Any femanons who have a relationship like this with a guy? Or with a girl?
Honestly I think I hate myself enough to go for that just to have something interesting happen.
Askig women if they'll help you practice your eating out is a great way to kick things off. Even if they have boyfriends they'll almost always say yes because it seems "innocent". If you're good enough, they'll just gibe de poosi afterwards.
>>26028989
>choosing to cuck yourself
Do we all agree 'female comedian' it an oxymoron?
How can we get these fat ugly Jewish dykes out of the public consciousness?
Reminder that she raped a guy
shes so fucking ugly. where the hell did she come from anyway? I feel like one day I woke up and she was just kinda there
>>26028938
She's jewish.
A well connected jew.
>be me
>15 yo
>tinfoil hat youtube conspiracist
>fat
>dressing like an autist
>"HURR THE ILLUMINATI ARE CONTROLLING US WAKE UP"
>playing video games all day
>autistic hairstyle
>met this girl
>fell in love
>lost like 15-20kg
>grew awesome hair
>started dressing nice
>changed my attitude
>had a lot more confidence
>got really popular
She rejected me but still worth.
Post your story and the girl that changed you
Fuck this shit dude
All that for a fucking girl that rejects you... What is fucking life why do I even live how can girls be so cruel
im still going through it /r9k/ but i think its shifting in the wrong direction
fell in love with a beautiful woman
>lost weight
>dressed nicely
>been a desired person around people
>practical normie
>tried a shit ton of social activities
>huge increase in gpa
Now heres the part that went wrong
>constant delusions
>self hatred
>i talk to myself in a two faced persona
>sudden violent out bursts
>music change from rock to hardcore death rap etc.
>chronic depressive moods
>the desire to hurt people
pic to describe how belligerent i feel during the outbursts
btw op is underaged
>>26029809
You know it was actually nice.She rejected me but i changed my life,it was good.If it wasn't for her i would still wear a tinfoil hat in public.It's the butterfly effect.
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