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today i swallowed throughout the day:
>2x ssri
>one xannie XR
>one full nurofen for back strain
>half a xannie and half nurofen before bed to sleep tight
what about you?
2x 0.5mg xanax in the afternoon / an hour before bed
4x 10mg dexedrine throughout the day
Anxiety and ADD are a bitch.
>>26046032
i hear you. i use the ssri for gad. i am not depress. that's how persistent my stress is.. harrowing at times.
add sounds frustrating as fuck.
>one half Modafinil
>Vitamin D
>tfw no 4/10 white gf
you'd think it would be easier to get one
She's at least a 7/10
With standards like that it's no wonder you're gonna die alone anon
>>26045737
>the thirst is real
>7/10
>AT LEAST
LMAO, mom get the camera
>>26045658
thats a 4? my standards are low then
>Be me
>standing outside of class, waiting for other class to leave
>cutie from my class walks past
>looks directly in my eyes and says:
>hey how's it going
Is it happening, or am I just being autistic?
She never said anything to anyone else but me.
She wants you nigga. Just go up to her when she's not looking and rub your dick in her hair. It works EVERY time.
I think she was just being polite.
>>26045066
>>Be me
You've said it now anon, some triggered autist will come rushing in at any moment and accuse you of being reddit
How do you people go day by day making the same shitty threads every hour on the hour?
>women are scum
>fuck normies
>I'll never be Chad
>tfw no gf
>life is so hard
You do this shit everyday. The same damn threads. We get it at this point, so what the fuck are you going to do about it? How are you going to change yourself to improve your life? Complaining about the same shit every day clearly isn't helping, and blaming normies will only continue to make you feel worse.
>do something
Nah your just a dumb cunt who needs to assimilate.
this isn't a self help board
this is a board for us failures to wallow in misery
misery loves company and all that
>>26044983
sounds like another wagecuck just got off of work
Women are turned on by muscles, if you don't get girls and complain while not lifting, you are just a whiny little faggot
>>26044935
I decided I hate working out more than I desire sex
>Women are turned on by muscles
unless the guy with the muscles is "creepy"
>>26044935
GRRRRRRREAT life advice anon! WOW! WWWOOOOWWWW! OPENED UP MY EYES! I CAN SEE BRIGHT AS DAY.
Damn... like all I had to do was open my eyes! I can't to get on my cellphone and post this so I can help som eother rowboats out! LOL!
OH be right back my routers back up!
separate bathrooms for men and women is an archaic, segregationalist practice. Why can't men and women pee in adjoining stalls? I mean, it's 2016, I thought we got past the fascist "separate but equal" mantra 50 years ago.
Get with the times, grandpa
>>26044882
>peeing in a stall
You mean a urinal. I ain't pissing in a stall.
>permanent-marker "urinal" on one of the regular toilet stalls
>piss on the seat
I believe its women who wanted separate bathrooms in the first place, so I don't think men in general would have a problem with this.
Mystery I need you
not so much that you influence anything that I do
not so that you have any correlation throughout my day,
but that I need you to get on this dick
ride it
make me cum on you
over
over
over
and over again
I'm totally okay with you cucking your bf
>>26044857
oh I will anon, please fuck me in my tight pussy
>>26044881
If only it was a possibility.
:(
>>26044881
Don't you have a Chad bf?
>tfw I've searched up and down 4chan archives
>tfw I've used every reverse image site there is
There is literally nothing short of some NSA facial recognition shit that will help me find this goddess. Why even live?
>>26044670
thats pickle-chan, anon, she had sex with a pickle
>>26044670
>goddess
Senpai I got some bad news for you
>>26044670
Stop wasting your time on an attention whore. Why do you do this when she wouldn't give a shit about you unless you were Chad?
I just had sex with a homeless woman. Who wants to hear the story
>>26044253
Your fucking retarded
this guy right here does
spill it
>>26044253
You dumb fucking motherfucker, think about all the STDs! But post it anyways.
>bored
>lazy
>lonely
>"Guess I'll just jerk off again, even though my dick is pretty sore"
Such is life.
I wanna rape the fuck out of komari while she's crying
>>26043436
Cool blog post! High quality contribution talking about pounding your pud! The anime racoon bitch really tied it all together. Looking forward to more content from you Anon!
>>26043492
>pud pounding
No anon, thank YOU for that post. I'll work hard to bring you more original, high-quality content and threads like this one you see here.
As a slav, do I have a better chance in the west?
I'm asking this because I've lost all hope with slav women. Contrary to the beta luring myth, slav women although whores, only fuck the most ultra chads of all chads(that means being rich, extremely witty, smart, funny extremely ripped, be a sportsman, have 1000s of friends and connections).In my city 70-80% of all good to supreme looking girls only date 100-200 guys in a 250K+ city)
and even constantly cheat on them too. All the while most average chads in my city rarely fuck more than a 5.5-6/10 girls(most of the time even uglier) while any guy below chad level is left to scrape the bottom of the barrel(fat or hideous beasts, and even then most of them date chad) and 70-80% of the time nothing at all.
I look average(186cm, blue eyes, brown hair), skinny, asperger's sufferer(although I can mask it to some extent) can be mildly witty and talk normally fortunately, heavy south slavic accent. If I went to the west(US, scandinavia preferably) is there a chance I coul get an ugly(I don't have much standards, 3-4/10 is enough for me) girl to show at least a little interest in me(in my country every single girl I tried talking, ugly to slightly above average, refused to show any interest in me, wether I was looking for it or not). Or is the situation the same in your country.
Pic related. Average stacy whore from my country that will not settle for anything but a 9.5</10 guy.
>>26043412
>As a slav, do I have a better chance in the west?
nope, what you described is pretty much what happens in the West.
Your last chance is to look to the east...
>>26043412
They're just as whorish if not more, they still mask it a bit but in they end they want ur muni. stop looking for some far away fairly lands.
>>26043449
That's the east as well guys, they are greedy as fuck and even the lowest of standard ones would rather go dry then fuck there level or lower.
How to bait other boards
>/a/
Post a generic Cowboy Bebop picture and say "Is there anything that compares?"
>/tv/
Post a picture of Django Unchained saying it's the best movie since Donnie Darko.
>/mu/
Start a hip hop thread and accuse everyone who replies with something negative of being a "degenerate metaltard"
Any other blueprints?
go on /pol/ and say "my wife's son"
>>26043246
Oh fuck that's a good one
>>26043232
GOT YOU
My servants are already warning other boards that robot bait is coming so everyone will sage you!
SAGE
/thread
Let's have a thread for green flags for women
>she watches anime and plays video games
>she remains in the kitchen
This is now a red flag thread
>she watches Anime and plays video games
>she likes Buck Bumble
So many people on this board claim to be so smart but yet most of you have achieved nothing.
You blame this on bad social skills
Yet, some of my friends who are a bit akward are doing well on their own, so why can't you?
>>26042970
>You blame this on bad social skills
No we dont you new fag
We blame it on mental illnesses
KYS
>>26042970
I blame the NORMIES
REEEEEEEEE GTFO
>>26042970
>shitty social skills that make me look like an abused castrated boy or a thugish nigga
>Yet, some of my friends who are a bit akward are doing well on their own, so why can't you?
Two extremes of one problem
>AFTER FUCKING THIS STACY LAST NIGHT I GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES TO PICK UP MY CLOTHES
>SHE YELLS OUT "EWWW YOU LOOK SHORT GET UP NOW"
> I GO ALONG WITH IT AND SAY "OH WOW YOU WOULDNT FUCK ME IF I WAS SHORT?"
>SHE SAYS "STOP YOU LOOK LIKE A CHODE"
>I REALIZE ROBOTS WERE RIGHT AND IF I WASNT TALL GIRLS WOULDNT CARE ABOUT ME
>THIS PISSES ME OFF AND I LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING A WORD
>SHES BEEN BLOWING UP MY PHONE ALL DAY SAYING HOW SORRY SHE IS
SORRY MANLETS BUT YALL HAVE NO SHOT
Is your caps lock key broken?
TL;DR FAMILY
KEK <----
KEK
KEK
>>26042825
Thank you being short is truly suffering I'm glad you have at least a basic understanding of the suffering I go through daily
![bathroom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NTTeakF.jpg "bathroom[1]")
