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Are you guys alone because you only want a 10/10 girl or do you even want a chubby 5/10
Chubby girls are my favorite
Go assume shit somewhere else
I'd fuck a 3.5 or higher. I'd date a 4.5 or higher
nobody likes me, so the latter
why is she so sad, bros?
it hurts that I can never save her ;_;
maybe those piercings have to do with it?
she's clearly a vapid whore and she seems to have realized it
Someone just found out Chad got a new side girl
Tuesday night #2
Want to buy myself a really nice stainless steel frying pan to learn how to cook, but then I remembered I really, really hate cooking during the day and my dad whinges like a bitch if I cook at night.
>>26050356
I hate cooking during the day because i spill spaghetti (literally and metapohircally) if someone comes in the kitchen to make a cuppa and i'm trying to make shit
Post em waifus boys and girls
>tfw only like 10 pictures on my phone
Can someone explain what couples even do?
It's so foreign to me.
Let's say I got a girlfriend right now. What's the next step? What do we even do? What does an average day look like?
It's too late if you even have to ask. There are years and years of complex social cues you've missed in your life that anyone who has them will be able to pick up on.
Even if you somehow manage to get a gt, first date she's going to know something is wrong. Depending on your age she may leave then and there, but even if she doesn't she's going to get tired of guiding you through the right steps.
t.
>30
>never a gf or even a best friend
>no hope
to expand on this, how do you even know when it's "official"?
let's say I ask a girl out on a date, she says yes. we meet up, have a good time, I ask her out on a second date. we meet up and have a good time again. now what? she's clearly interested, do I like "declare" it or something? HOW DO I KNOW WHEN A POTENTIAL GF TURNS INTO A REAL GF
You show up on a horse drawn carriage and take her to a fancy restaurant. Make sure to chew her food for her and open every door in the building before another guy does, this makes you the winner of the date and you get inside her ass.
>$1800 NEETbux come in on friday
a toast to the wagecucks
You're welcome, NEETfriend. I sleep better at night knowing that I can spare a few shekels to help you survive!
>1800 shekels
What country?
>>26049120
$1730 here. I have so much leftover money every month it's amazing. I don't even know what to waste my money on these days.
SJWs are so annoying.
At least someone rekt that roastie
Did you ever consider the fact that if you can't make a joke that's not disparaging towards others then maybe you're not funny? Not saying that's the case, but food for thought....
>>26049043
Did you consider that the criteria for what's considered offensive by sjws would make all communication impossible?
Did you consider the fact that those people are incoherent little shit that say you shouldn't be racist and in the same breath say that all cis white males should die?
Food for thought.
It's so obvious,all we need is a Fightclub
I've never seen the movie. It looks pretty stupid desu
That's against the LAW, ruffian.
>>26048424
/r9k/ fight club meetup when?
Is there a definitive method for getting a gf if you're basically average?
I'm fucking tired of never having sex. I want a gf.
>>26047850
yeah, just be confident and funny
>>26047850
kill yourself and be reborn as chad
JUST B URESELF :)
JUst kidding, there is essentially no chance. Or if you do, she'll cuck you with Tyrone.
>tfw most of us are capable of ALMOST anything, but ultimately, we'd rather be shitposting all day than learning to code or play guitar
>>26047522
>>tfw most of us are capable of ALMOST anything
Sure thing, reddit.
>>26047522
I'm not sure what you are trying to get at, you also left out fapping
>learn to code
>play guitar
You picked up two of the most useless hobbies out there,congratulations.
Huh?
What was it you wanted to tell me Anon?
communism is for retarded fucking fags Joe
>S-Stalin hey,
>I read your manifesto and though it was really great, ha ha
>Maybe you wanna go talk about it over some coffee
>I-It's cool if not though.....like if you're busy or somethingI'm a guy by the way
>>26047563
>Stalin
>manifesto
kek, okay buddy
So, are the memes about women loving guys who ride motorcycles true? I mean I can see how they are great for dates. If you drive the girl there you immediately have to break the touch barrier since she has to hold onto you tightly. Also it's exciting for her and girls are all about that shit.
And besides girls, they look like a blast to ride. Any robots drive em?
Rode sport bikes for ten years, just recently sold mine. It's not gonna get you laid, riding with a passenger sucks.
What this guy said >>26046790
Also, since I ride a Dual Sport bike, girls always say "oh nice dirt bike anon, is that legal?"
I've been riding for 10 years but I'm still a virgin. Some are curious about it but most just find it scary or generally disapprove of it.
>go onto /r9k/ looking for a thread to wallow in my own sorrow
>all of the feel threads are related to females, being undesirable to females, and >tfwnogf
I'd like to fix that, let's have a non female related feels thread.
>went to grocery store today after nearly a week of not leaving my apartment
>finally get all of my items
>"is plastic okay?"
>when I open my mouth to speak my voice comes out hoarse and choppy
>realize that I hadn't spoken to another human being in an entire week
>embarrass myself in front of cashier, stare at the ground while he rings me up
>>26046213
I know that feel anon. I still live at home so I can have my mom go get groceries but the few times I had to do it like when they go on vacation, its just awful. The most I can do is nod or say ye and get out as fast as I can without having a panic attack.
I started uni two weeks ago and have only gone to the first class so far. I just can't get myself to leave the house.Please someone shoot me since I am too much of a pussy to do it myself.
Just some random feels of mine
>really hungry but trying to lose weight so don't want to eat
>yugioh is too expensive for me to have the deck I want
>suck at league of legends
>>26046213
Went to a corner shop yesterday to buy some cigs and the lady behind the counter asked me if i had been smoking a lot as my acne is looking very bad. Went home and self harmed. Lady why you do this to meeeeeeeeee
Dating this 6/10 Asian girl, she caught me chatting up a couple of other girls up and got really sad, I managed to calm her though and it's fine now.
Also why are Asian girls the best for practise girlfriends?
bump
Does this still work?
Nah it doesn't
FUCKING REPLY TO MY THREAD REEEE
ITT: we pretend to be women
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:C no guys like me! I am sooo ugly! No don't call me pretty you creep!
>>26045754
>I don't want to date someone I'm not attracted to.
Women are fucking evil.
>>26045754
Short guys are the worrrstttttttt :$
What's the most supreme gentleman alcoholic drink? The kind that guys who unironically wear fedoras and listen to classical music love to drink.
Neat scotch at a party/social gathering, swilling it round and talking about how its aged and how ice ruins it. Scotch is great, ice does make it shit, but being le ebin gentleman and "showing off" with it when you should just be getting drunk for fun is 10/10 autism. A non sperg would realise this, realise it doesn't impress anyone and have a beer.
Sake
>>26045701
This. I would include brandy/cognac, but it's too obscure for most people to be a cliche.
