Does /r9k/ stand with bernie?
He stands for more autism buxs.
Bernie is a cuck. /r9k/ cannot be a cuck because no gf.
So no.
>>26051986
Who /stand with Rand/ here?
>>26052021
I would, but he's unlikely to get the nomination. Therefore, it's the Unstumpable for me.
>tfw i used to make fun of him
>tfw he has a qt
>tfw kissless virgin still
>>26051779
>Be tall
>win at life
pick two.. All the lanklets tell us manlets to bee urself cause it legit works for them
>In the time it has taken him to change his life you have not changed at all
>>26051779
damn that nigga did good for himself
Why did you hate pooping at school?
>inb4 enjoying other people hear you shit
>>26051727
dirty, 1 ply tp
>>26051766
You only need 1 ply.
Quit being a fucking princess and deal with it.
in my middle school most of the stalls were missing doors or the doors left had no locks or they didn't work properly
Faggot mods at /jp/ took it down.
Only people who haven't gone to Japan
Only feels thread about going to japan and what you'll do
>tfw ywn be in Japan in the 90's
>tfw you missed the golden days of Japan
>tfw you missed the golden days of being an English teacher and making good money
Fuck off, weebfaggot. There's nothing special and interesting about japan. Kill yourself.
>tfw ywn have a Japanese gf
>tfw ywn experience being in a happy Japanese family
Do you even lift bros?
why or why not?
Yeah, strictly cuz it keeps depression away and makes me feel good. Don't really care about getting bigger
It's too expensive, plus I'd feel self conscious as fuck working out in front of dozens of chads and stacies.
I occasionally work out at home with small weights but I know I'll never get any real gains like that.
>>26051670
Yes, I do it for my own satisfaction. I like the feeling of actually accomplishing something after a workout
if you don't think black guys can be robots you should watch this. She rejected a perfectly nice/ok looking guy and filmed it, so her and her friends could laugh at it later.
Replaced the 0s with o's
https://www.faceb00k.com/tia.s.underwood/posts/995003380535294
>>26069871
>https://www.faceb00k.com/tia.s.underwood/posts/995003380535294
That guy seems like a tremendous faggot. Who just approaches someone in a store like that?
>>26069928
If you see a pretty girl. Aren't you suppose to go up to her an ask for her number?isnt that how dating works?
>>26069871
>you're rude for coming up to me and talking
Wow. She's that full of herself that people that she finds unattractive don't have a right to speak to her.
Depression and overwhelming despair thread:
What's getting you down, tonight, /r9k/?I think I lost my only friend over a misunderstanding
Describe the misunderstanding
just pretend like you're on a vacation whenever you feel down.
>tfw the universe is deterministic and free will doesn't exist
So /r9k/
If you could do ONE illegal thing and face absolutely no repercussions what so ever, what would you do?
Rape a teenager
Fraud the Rothschild family. With that much dosh, i could whatever the fuck i like desu
>>26068817
rape and impregnate some bitch
>tfw you cum on your anime girl figures
The best feeling.
>>26051316
>normies dont want to reply
everyone is at the fembot thread
>not hot gluing your figurines
>>26051316
How are you cleaning it?
>you will never know this feel
How do we even cope?
>>26051071
>tfw women seem to just look manly in my opinion
>tfw traps etc. are just men
>tfw the japanese jew cucked me
>>26051071
By moving past simple hedonism
You could do that and then even be all like >tfw will never have a threesome on Molly
There are bigger and more individually fulfilling things in life than making your dick feel good
That position is really shitty. Only good for porn.
I'm a coward. A fucking coward.
In my 25 years of life, I have never once approached a woman. Obviously I'm still a virgin.
I don't care if a woman turns me down, I just want the courage to go up to one and say "You're really cute" to them. Even if a woman is right in front of me, I can't even take a single step towards her. It's impossible for me.
I'm a fucking coward.
Why? What does it matter if you go up to a girl and tell her that? What do you gain, what does it change about you? Just because you did it once does it mean now you are "Courageous"? Where does this courage exist?
You want this just because you want to measure up to some ideal you have in your head that you got from media, from society, from your own fantasies. It will change nothing because you are not a "coward," it is merely an imaginary self-concept.
just go for it! go up to a girl and tell her she's cute!
then she'll think you're weird and creepy. and she'll try to disengage either politely or very impolitely. you'll be embarrassed in a public setting, everyone will see it happen. she will remember your face. she'll tell all her friends how weird and creepy you are. word will spread. people will know you're the creep. any time you see her again will be painful and and awkward. the pain of rejection and embarrassment and failure will never leave you, you'll remember it years...
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>>26068281
Its that mentality man that is holding you back. Im not trying to preach some normie voodoo shit but man stop thinking so low of yourself. You posted a pic of one my favorite movies. Do what shawn does, become an absolute champ. This attitude though
>its impossible
Go outside right now find a random chick in a shopping center, like a bookshop, just walk up to her and say "hey i just wanted to let you know you're really cute" smile and walk away. Its that simple....
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You awaken in a mystical, white void and are granted the powers of a god.
You are told by a mysterious voice that it is now your duty to lord over a race of people in a universe all your own.
You are now tasked with creating 5 commandments for these people to live by.
What are your 5 commandments?
>1.Thou shall not be a manlet
>2.Thou shall not be a roastie
>3.Thou shall go back reddit
>4.Thou shall not be a normie
>5. NO NIGGERS
Be honest
Be generous
Sleep regularly
Practice monogamy
Maintain social and economic equality
Most of the 10 comandments are legit pretty good, I guess I'd just hijack the 5 best ones.
>no murder
>no theft
>no adultery
>no gods before me
>no lying
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
Well I'm welcome here... fml.
>>26050849
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>tfw locked out of this thread becuase i did most of the list last friday night
kinda feels good brobots
>The gift of life
What a shitty "gift".
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>>26068154
stfu faggots. life is too ineffable to be considered good or bad. life is a dimension, beyond good and evil. we live on the edges of life. we don't and aren't living, we merely exist. if we weren't fucked up we might be able to dig deeper into life, emmerse into it instead of shying away from reality and leading a surrogate life through media and entertainment.
im going to kill myself
wish they had included the gift receipt with it so i could take it back 2bh m8
>be me
>take bus everyday
>there's a seat beside a girl 8/10
>it's the only seat in the bus and she puts her fucking bag on it
>it's a 30 min journey
>overcome my autistic tendencies and go to her and about to tell to move the bag aside
>she mentions "sorry , i'm comitted ..i have a boyfriend"
>stand...
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>>26050672
>take the bag and throw it in her lap and sit my ass down
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>>26050672
>be me
>take busy everyday
>there's a seat beside a girl 3/10
>it's the only seat in the bus and she puts her fucking bag on it
>it's a 30 min journey
>stand awkwardly in the aisle for 20 minutes, holding onto the bar
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I'd usually mock you for lying, but I've experienced this sort of shit numerous times from entitled cunts.
Middle aged women are the worst for this. Next time, ask the cunt if her bag has a ticket