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Thoughts?
Any other robots cartoonists?
vidyer gam
First day here, I assume?
your work simultaneously disgusts, bores and offends me.
delte this
What does /r9k/ think of long hair?
Fucking great, pain in the ass to get there though
Whatever, not much at all
annoying as hell to maintain
>tfw you will never be a genius
>tfw not born a genius
>>24489883
>being smart is my main character trait, when people are asked about me thats the first word they use or something else like genius or brilliant
>tfw actually not that smart
>tfw high enough IQ to be in the 99.65 percentile but low enough not to accomplish anything important
I DESERVE A FUCKING GF
I DESERVE A MOTHERFUCKING GF
I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO JOB AND NO SUCCESS THAT I COULD POSSIBLY FORSEE IN THE NEAR FUTURE
I DESERVE AN 18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO WILL CATER TO MY EVERY WHIM
>>24489866
m2 2bh f4m
The only thing you deserve to do is die. Everything else you get is based on luck.
>>24489866
settling for anything isnt what you want anons, its love you want
that give you feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cbPxyC0gqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6YTXjOwSL8
I was technically 18 when this movie came out.
https://youtu.be/HhGlvk8ITsM
>>24489891
i cried so hard when she died.
Is there anybody out there??
Hello is there anyone in there?
>>24489712
lol no
>original content
>>24489712
finally, a glory hole big enough for my peenus weenus
haha
my peenus weenus
>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of buying what you when you want
>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of social interactions
>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of accomplishment spending the money you earned yourself.
>tfw NEETs will forever be poor and have to worry about financing their hobbies.
>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of freely spending cash without worrying about buyer's dilemma.
>mfw no one calls me for an interview
i just want to buy my own tendies like a big boy
>>24489696
>wagekek measures quality of life by how much money he can blow
>tfw not bound by materialistic desire
>tfw no longer need to be in social contact with my surrounding anymore
>tfw when accomplishment is only a suggestive idea and nothing is meant to be forever.
>tfw I can live on my own and I manage to not starve at the end of the month
>tfw money is nothing but paper to me that serve only a purpose to acquire my need without being a huge consumer.
So tell me, what you are up to in this lifetime boy ?
>tfw just had the most autistic tinder conversation ever
She sounds qt
We're both so autistic, it was meant to be
>>24489707
She does not look 19 at all.
You should still hang her.
>wanna smash
That's all you gotta do. You gotta go alpha chad mode
Can you guys tell me what shoe I should get?
Left, you're not a gladiator
Left 100%
>>24489636
Clearly right.
I need help guys. I asked out a girl on a date and she said yes. When I got her number she said "text me".
What the fuck does that mean? Help me pls, I'm a 24 YO KHV and don't want to fuck this up.
Wait a couple hours, then text her.
Don't respond to things right away, give it a couple minutes.
Lrn2hygeine
>>24489630
K, but what the fuck do I say, she already said yes so I don't want to fuck up and make her change her mind.
Get you some Faygo and pour it in a bowl. Let your balls soak in it.
If you could be born a woman would you?
Of course. What kind of question is this? Free scholarships for having a puss. Manipulate guys into buying me shit. Being completely devoid of any responsibility. Absolutely no downside besides "muh menstrual"
Only if I get to be cute.
>>24490622
Even ugly girls have orbiters, anon. It's just unavoidable
Can I get tracked down for posting a harrasing message to my ex on facebook?
I made a fake FB and I want to post her one last message to let her know what i think of her.
But I do not want it coming back to bite me in the ass
I live in Australia.
What would happen if she tried to report me ectt..
I'm posting with the name that's very similar to a girl she thought was into me and wouldn't let me be friends with.
Hoping that might rustle her jimminies.
>>24489057
Reported to the feds man. Start running!
>>24489057
>Australia
of course
Also
She deserves this harassment by the way
Was with her for 4 years and supported her financially while we both went to university.
I went part time to work and pay for everything for her, meanwhile she joins a club.
Fights with me and slowly cuts contact and becomes a bitch.
Sends me long message how she no longer loves me and does not care about me.
She is not dating the guy from the club at her uni she met.
They started officially dating on her facebook a week after she broke up with me.
This is after I pretty much paid for her university, everything she wanted, a car and remained in this country for her.
She pretty much broke up with me without letting me let her know how I felt and vent.
So now I want to basically make it seem I told someone about her and now that person is harassing her.
Don't care about her response, I just want her to know shes a whore.
>tfw no Hila gf
How did that flabby fupa motherfuck land such a qt?
>>24488903
She has best personality, she is a real woman
She seems like she's not all there or something.
Either that or she is extremely camera shy.
Go to Israel.
>>24488903
ethan is a beautiful man
his fupa is a gift from the gods
>tfw no minimum wage bf
anal fissures
>>24488898
homosexuals can't be robots.
>tfw no amphibian gf
>6'1
>white
>rich parents
>skinny but not too skinny
>lots of money on clothes, dressing and looking nice. spend time on hair and grooming
>listen to any girl
>quiet yet not when needed, sense of humor
>drive benz
>nice, don't act like a faggot
>care about social status, even botted IG followers to hide my loneliness
I just cannot find why girls hate me so much.
>>24488789
Dude just do heroin, you'll feel better
give me 10k anon
give me 100k anon
