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are the 70s the best decade?
noREAL TIME JESUS TIME 33 AD OR BUST
>>24488768
Every decade that isn't the one your in is the best decade you le wrong generation fucking faggot
>>24488768
The 70s were gay. Nowhere near as gay as the eighties or 2010s but still really gay for any sane human being to handle.
> Riding bus back home after spending the weekend at mom's
> Sleeping soundly
> Someone pokes my shoulder
> Wake up, look around
> Some guy sitting nearby ask me what time is it
> Thinks "WTF, you son of a bitch, what does it matter?"
> Replies "Hmm, 18:13"
> Prepares to go back to my sleep
> The guy keeps talking
> Him: "Hey are you religious? What do you think of religious people?"
> Me: "As long as they're not using it to blow people up or to take control of the government I don't care."
> Him: "I used to be like you, but then Jesus blablablabla..."
> Me: "Oh, cool. That's nice. Yeah, great."
> Start to ignore his blabber
> Him: "Hey, when you're in trouble YOU WILL call for Jesus, everybody does. You heard me?" sicko_eyes.JPG
> Shit, this motherfucker is threatening me or what?
> Now I'm afraid to go back to sleep
> Will this guy slit my throat to defend his god? Is he carrying a bomb? Should I change my seat?
> Spend 3 hours in the bus looking over my shoulder ready to fight for my life
Do religious people have a robot radar built-in or do they bother everyone equally? It's the third time this week that I've been approached by someone trying to make me go to church.
Anyone here attracting these lunatics as well?
>>24488754
It's God calling you anon don't be intimidated listen to him it's very interestingDEUS VULT
>>24488754
I just tell them i go to church already and tell them to leave me alone
>>24488754
Excuse my good sir, but it appears you left your fedora back home with your parents as evidenced by your OP pic.
>Be me
> Go to fundraiser for school-related activity
> Basically busing tables at this pizza buffet
> Store closes, got to clean up
> I like to vacuum
> Vacuum the whole place, except hard to reach area
>Try to push table away with one hand, can't without tipping everything on it over, ask girl if she can move it
>"You need some muscles, anon"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24488736
What's wrong with getting muscles?
>>24488784
what's wrong with using teamwork to achieve goals quicker?
>>24488784
Nothing. I'm just butthurt over being belittled for asking for help
What is /r9k/ having for dinner?
>pic related
Nice, Detroit-style pizza is god tier
had some chinese pasta and doritos and then a banana
>>24488675
little caesars?
Robot EDC thread go!
>I can drive edition
Knives
Pathetic
>going outsideORIGINAL COMMENT YOU ROBOT FUCK
>>24488639
>Maximum strength tripple plus plain relief cream
Jesus, stop taking so much BBC anon, or you'll get anal prolapse.
I honestly want him to be the president just because he's so funny
>>24488507
I want him to be president because he'll make America great again
>Trump shares slightly wrong facts
>Liberals look up the real statistics
>Trump got them to redpill themselves
UNSTUMPABLE
USUPBE
NTMAL
I want him to be president cause I'm just gonna kill myself in a couple of years anyway so it will be interesting to see if anything significant happens.
BBW
beautiful black women
This thread will trigger someone and cause a race argument but until then...
Kawaii nee!
who here /big bad wolves/?
;3
Black women are everything senpai >>24488451
>tfw no manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Who /usedtohatethisthread/ before it grew on you? I use to shitpost on this thead whenever I saw it, but now I look for it every day, it's kinda comfy.
>>24489169
Me. She used to be nasty to me but now I jerk off to filipina porn whenever I see her.
>>24488422
>tfw when no Imperial Japanese Navy to shoot on sight, burn in a dirt pit, bayonet babies, and drop gas bombs on Philippines.
> kicked out on the street for wanting to be a girl
> became a prostitute to survive
> not even accepted on a board of fellow outcasts and recluses because of how I am
Why robots?
Because you are an abomination that should have been executed. Be thankful that you were born within the past century and not at any other time in history.
Should have let your family send you to the funny farm
>>24488347
No one accepts anyone here, we just try to outdo each other in this whine olympics that we have made for ourselves
How the fuck do people "study"?
I've never "studied" in my entire life, and I'd at least like to know how you guys approach it.
If you consider completing a review packet for a test/final "studying", then I guess I've done that, but I've never done anything else.
Just sit down and do it
>>24488303
Yeah, but that's not what I'm asking.
What do you actually "do" when you sit down to "do it".
I usually just read over or re-copy my notes a few times. I memorize dates with stupid devices that I immediately forget after the test.
I don't understand how this is even a contest
Trump
>strong and successful
>understands the danger of letting Muslims turn extremist
Bernie
>literally a jew
>m-muh jooz boogeyman!!!
nope, trump is the richfags' candidate. I refuse to kuck myself by voting for someone who does not support my class.
>>24488182
>your class
Meaning NEETkuck losers? What an arrogant selfish faggot.
>>24488182
If you are white and male (which you almost certainly are, given that you're on 4chan) then you have nothing to gain by voting for bernie.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T ANY GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH ME
I DO EVERYTHING. I SHOWER, I DRESS WELL, I BRUSH MY TEETH TO KEEP THEM SPARKLY CLEAN. I CAN COOK. I'M NOT EXACTLY TALL BUT NOT SHORT EITHER (6'0")
I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS GAME IS RIGGED AGAINST ME.
post pic of you and we will tell you exactly why.
>>24487883
it's because you have extreme autism and social anxiety
you dont exist
Hey, /r9k/, i'm feeling some serous drive here. Drive for the first time since depression hit me like a brick wall when I was a uni freshman 5 years ago. Feels fucking good, bros. What're some good pump up/ feel good tunes to keep this going?no video game songs pls
>>24487730
too bad faggot
https://youtu.be/1BvKt4pRWmE?t=19
>>24487730
Glad to hear it anon.
Here. Have some dion and the belmonts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WeuX7eZs3k
>>24487760
>>24487760
reminds me of old school sonic games I played as a kid.Not bad! thanks, anon
Anybody else have serious wrist exhaustion from playing Fallout 4? I am pretty sure it is from whipping around too much inside buildings, collecting junk.
Also something about that game just gives me nausea.
fallout 4 was kind of missing the magic for me. normies will love it, impeccable fps mechanics and shit but it lacks soul
also, am i the only one who likes fallout 3 the best out of all the console fallout games?
>gives me nausea
same, I should probably bump up the FOV
>>24487740
I love Fallout 3. Everything in the game was perfect. There's absolutely no roleplaying in Fallout 4 which is a big fucking drawback.
>"Ey anon you want a hit if dis shit!"
Weed is for denegrates
Golly, I've never smoked weed before.
I don't want to get in trouble with the police...
>>24487662
Yes, I haven't smoked all day.
