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>Be depress
>Don't brush teeth for 3 weeks
>Finally brush them
>tfw
When did you last brush, robots?
>>24486407
Half an hour ago because i have a dentist appointment and i don't want to have disgusting teeth for the qt 25 year old assistant.
>>24486929
Why is the dentist's assistant always qt?
>tfw broke the back of my molar 5 years ago
>haven't been to a dentist since
>can slowly feel it deteriorating and occasionally taste blood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Almost bedtime, wagekek. Better take your sleeping pill so it knocks you out so you don't have a hard time falling asleep thinking about going back to work tomorrow.
Whatever you say, kiddo.
>i have to wake up in 5 hours for work.
3 am to 1pm
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a wagekek.
You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking job and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other wagekeks. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting compliments for their bosses or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist briefcase between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and experience things in the real world to have fun.
And then you see NEET's, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid wagekek.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a wagekek.
Hey so, when I was in my mid teens I discovered adult chatrooms where people would go to "cyber" and that.
I fucking love role-play and other textsex forms. Problem is, these days everywhere wants pictures and fucking cams.
Where has a decent community of written-word perverts these days 4chan?
Cute hipster unrelated.
>>24486356
That. Cute.
You need to raise your standards, anon.
>>24486356
tied her arms to that and remove the dress.
>>24486394
Nah, I just like chubby girls.
No actual pointers?
>anon are you gay?
>>24486245
no I am not gay desu
>>24486245
yes i am you four-eyed dipshit
I hate gay people. I had no problem with them until they ruined r9k with their 50 boypussy threads.
Where can I apply to get my very own syrian refugee gf sent to me?will you do your part to help?
No I don't need any more gas stations in my city
80% of "refugees" (read:invaders) are 16-25 year old men.
Sorry to burst your bubble m8. You're going to have to go to Turkey or Jordan if you want a Syrian refugee grill. Trust me there's plentythere because their husbands/boyfriends leave them there and leg it to Europe for NEETbux.
>>24486300
Fair enough. Will amazon ship one from Turkey with Prime? I can use my onahole in the meantime during the 2 day wait.
Are there any /actual/ east Asians around here? Japanese Chinese Koreans
Anyone sick and tired of the herd mentality. Stopped giving a fuck about all these autism social norms and just doing whatever the hell you want. Not giving a fuck about the expectations of the older generations anymore.
Singaporean chinese here.
I married a blond.
grew up in canada and lived here all my life (23)
parents from hk and cambodia
My parents don't really have high expectations of me because they came from poor backgrounds and didn't go to uni
I have a desk job getting decent pay and just spend my days either working or playing vidya
>tfw you see a member of your race and you both nod
How does it feel to suck on a penis?
You can suck mine if you want, no pressure.
>>24486188
I will but only if you live in Texas. Also please don't get mad at me if I do a bad job since I've never done it before.
>>24486215
Don't worry. I won't be mad.
rate my gains /r9k/
>>24486109
where is your dick
terribleaesthetics/10
>>24486109
zug zug
no joke though, looking at your old picture, I would have smashed that boipucci
>gently grasping the corner of your pillow when you sleep and pretending it's a boob
FUCK GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I got some tiny pillows that are filled with.. idk, it feels like really, really tiny plastic beads. They feel like what I'd imagine a really flabby but very soft boob would be like.
it's nice
>putting nail polish on his finger nails and pretending a girl is reaching from behind and giving him a handjob
normies are literally STILL this far behind
jesus christ
>>24486050
Anybody see that dancing baby meme?
>normies only just found the john cena meme
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>society accepts degenerates like homosexuals and left-handed people before it accepts degenerates like robots
>>24486022
>left-handed people
What is wrong with this?
>>24486022
>degenerates like robots
What kind of degenerates are those again?
>>24486051
Looks like we got a lefty here boys...
Hello Fellow Robots,
My clan in clash of clans is doing some poll to see when we start our 100th war win (assuming we win.) I want all of you to vote for the first option because I honestly hate the people in charge of the clan, they are dicks.
http://strawpoll.me/6086081/r
>>24485960
what's the magic word?
>>24486001
Please and thank you, they're the magic words!
I voted to wait two days
Fuck you
What is your most valuable possession?
Would you give it up to be Chad?
My dog, absolutely not.
My wife. I think she already thinks I'm Chad.
Probably the leather jacket my dad gave me. Sure, i could find another just like it.
>women literally throw themselves on the pavement to touch it when a high sexual market value male has walked on it
cut their throat
>Women are animals
And no one is surprised.
>>24485900
It's literally only due to the exponential hype that surrounds him. If Bieber looked exactly the same and played the exact same music, but was some little known underground artist, none of them would give a shit.
tfw it looks like she's fucking him with her cock
>>24485798
Thats pretty emasculating
>>24485798
it would have been better if she were fucking him with her cock desu
His balls look like a fleshy cock ring. What's up with that?
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