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I wrote this yesterday and would still like to hear some thoughts
My story
>go to store
>ask clerk for help, she's nice
>go buy weed
>dealer tells me about an open mic party, go
>store girl is there
>hit it off well
>she takes me back to her room, we fuck, I sleep over
next day,
>get breakfast
>she invites me to a party that night
>I kinda know the people throwing the party
>used to bang a girl there for about a week and a half
>store girl and me are dancing
>I'm told by people I'm not welcome there, I need to leave now
>store girl leaves shortly after
>she says girl I used to bang told her about times two years ago where I got drunk and violent
>that happened before I met her that another friend told her
>She tells store girl I am dangerous and abusive and to stay away
>explain my history of bad behavior and former toxic relationship I just got out of to store girl
>ohnoshescrying.jpg
>I leave
Next day
>says she understands people make mistakes
>says she had sex addiction
>we bang again
>tells me I'm guy no. 30+
>says she likes me and wants to take it slow
>wants to introduce me to her friends
>she has fucked several of them
Really don't know how I feel
normie stories normie problems
not interested in your shit
>>24478885
wow. anon! such an interesting story! got any more to tell?
>>24478959
Thanks
Not that I can think of right now, sorry
Is it weird that I'm a 20-years old girl and I play mostly retro video games? On a real Nintendo and all.
it's weird that this thread will get replies that aren't saged
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PSYoZSAofZ
>>24478806
>I'm a 20-years old girl
Hate and worship incoming.
>just want to express myself through art
>everyone on /r9k/ says to go for it
>post one of my poems here
>every single person hates it
>one person responds to it saying 'this is why I hate poetry'
Post a poem, anon. I'm sure it's not as bad as you make out
Post it, bitch.
robots are edgy by default famillia, show your stuff to someone who truly apprecieates art
being a neet i have all the time in the world to enjoy fresh food from across the world
>>24478481
So fast food?
>>24478481
Shame you haven't got a cent to your name to buy anything..
>He shitposts from a pre-2012 laptop/rig
Does the melancholy ever end?
Will i have to live the rest of my life feeling unhappy for no reason?
wat do
>>24478478
Meditating will take you to heaven. It's very easy.
I feel that intelligent people are dissatisfied with life because they know life is futile and that nothing matters. Unintelligent people are happy. You're probably too smart to be happy.
Don't believe me?
post all the races of girls you have at least kissed. i'm a 9/10 alpha and here is my list:
- american
- chinese
- korean
- japanese
- colombian
- canadian
- french
- mexican
- half-indian
(i still need london, australian, italian, swedish, and middle-eastern)
>I still need london, ..., middle-eastern
b-but anon...
I love those photos
I don't see why you couldn't just ask the pretty latina girl to get her hair off of your desk though.
>>24478421
all of them bro
I'm a 69/10 alpha
Ask a 38 year old wizard anything.
The magic happened 13 years ago when I got neetbux approved for my aspergers after failing college.
what do you do all day?
have you ever worked?
how much neetbux do you make?
what did you fail at college?
are you bald? are you fat?
>>24478316
How much do you get per month?
Kek, did you kiss a girl or hold hands.?
I've been a NEET for 3 years. On the first year I felt free but eventually that feeling turned into a guilt. And I become constantly paranoid after finding /pol/, and finding out these alleged grand conspiracies and somehow they made sense. All these elites meeting in secluded areas such as the Bilderberg Group and they created these deals called TPP and TTIP that will eventually turn the world into a dystopian world in a couple of years like the novels '1984' and 'Brave New World.' ISIS the muslim extremists does not even attack Israel even though Israel is closer than Paris something is wrong somebody funded them, and displaced refugees fleeing to Europe and Western countries instead of Middle Eastern countries even though Christianity and Islam may not coexist.
I feel guilty I could've been a law student, then become a lawyer, a politician, a leader. But I can't, I'm afraid, politicians are controlled by special interests and lobbyists. Defy the people who pull your strings and you get assassinated. I could've become an independent journalist but a lady who was investigating the ISIS connection with Turkey and USA, her car exploded. Be someone like Gary Webb and you're dead.
Is humanity worth saving? Many politician tried their best but it was futile, the elections are rigged anyway. I feel conflicted everyday thinking I could've done something to fix our society.
Sounds like you feel helpless rather than guilty.
>>24478300
>All these elites meeting in secluded areas such as the Bilderberg Group and they created these deals called TPP and TTIP that will eventually turn the world into a dystopian world in a couple of years like the novels '1984' and 'Brave New World.'
>eventually
It's #happening, brother. You're more connected than ever. The government, if it wants, can pull up every tiniest detail of your life. Even if you're "off the grid" (top kek at people who think it changes anything) you're not hiding much of anything, because you're surrounded by a culture that is perpetually "on the grid." Self-sufficiency is not just near-impossible these days, it's practically illegal. I know, because I'm a construction worker; I've built houses pretty far innawoods for people and seen inspectors drive up and interrogate the owners, making sure they don't have a sink in this room or a door in this one, or else they'd have to pay into a higher tax bracket.
Elections aren't rigged, it's just a false choice. No candidate with a chance of changing anything has a realistic chance of making it anywhere past state, and nobody cares what state legislatures do.
>>24478300
Are you sure you're not 14?
Claim your Husbando
>all reclaims must be met with better picture
>No literally who's allowed
claiming Jeff
PRE-DEATH GREG PLITT
Bunds.
>post your name
>other's rate your name
Lucas
>>24478284
10/10 would fuck
John
>>24478284
>name
Louis
>rating lucas
Shit tier name only because its my brothers.
>>24478284
>tfw it's always misspelled
Worst I got was "luka"
Hehe anon will you buy this for me?
>>24478237
You can buy it yourself seeing as how you're a 35 year old slut who never grew out of her high school Emo phase
no, you have really faggy tastes. do you want whisky or vodka? those are more healthy and don't have added sugars.
>>24478285
That's punk, not emo.
Who are you voting for in 2016 /r9k/?
I'm voting for Bernie Sanders. He wants to raise the minimum wage and make college free. He also wants to tax to hell rich multinational corporations.
Ted "Give It To The Jews" Cruz.
>>24478176
comrade bernie chairman for life
>>24478190
>voting for a guy that screams his head off like a child whenever Obama criticizes him
>tfw you're about to start with your period your tummy hurts so much and you cry for literally no reason
>>24478133
Honestly find a different fucking website
You piss off 95% of the people here with this stupid cunt shit
Fucking leave
>>24478133
Fucking leave you bitch whore. This is MY BOARD and WOMEN like YOU are the reason my life is a fucking shithole. I hope Tyrone gives you aids and Ebola since all you women care for is nigger dick anyways. Fucking disgrace.
>>24478133
This is not your blog. You might want to try tumblr, google it.
Does this makes sense to you, robots?
no its fucking gay
i think people who are suicidal don't see any point in doing any of this things and won't even consider it
>>24478111
Checked.
Also, no.
You are genetically inferior, you're not rich, you have no special talents, you have wasted your youth, you'll never be treated nicely, you will never find the love of your life, you're miserable.
Literally what is holding you back from killing yourself? And tbqh your parent probably see you as an complete failure
>>24478078
Tbqh my parents are the only people that love me despite all my fuck ups and me killing my self would ruin them. I love you mom and dad. I'm sorry.
>>24478141
I feel like killing myself would make their lives better desu
>>24478078
You forgot to point out that I'm a fucking pussy, tbquiteh that's what keeping me form an heroing
