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how wealthy are you, Robots ?

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completely broke, i don't have debts nor mortage tho so thats good i guess
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>>24483982
just quit wage slave job now I only have 300 dollars to my name
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about US$7000 even in cash, a $1100 car and $600,000 in other assets I did nothing to earn

I'm 19, pays to not be an unemployable sperg
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>>24483982
1400 burger bucks in the bank, no bills since I live with my parents
>I'll just keep wageslaving away

>CSGO taking 14+ hours to download
Last time I checked it was downloading at like 100 KB/s.

Who else /shittyinternet/ here?
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Our kike ISP just recently started enacting bandwidth caps and it's pushed me a step toward going active shooter
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>>24483839
>tfw internet is so shitty I have to watch YouTube in 144p
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>>24483902
I know that feeling, brother.

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who /martial arts/ here?
what do you practice robots?
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>>24483603

kung fu grip
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Krav Maga here. Going back to training tomorrow after a two week break.
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Muay Thai
Fighting makes me feel alive.There's nothing like the feel of landing a good knee to the face.

Also want to start Judo for dem throws.

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>What's your favorite Beatles song?
Julia - That minimalistic fingerpicking with John's overdubbed vocals. That song always makes me think of Mass Effect 2 for some reason
>Favorite Beatles album?
The White Album
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>song
Girl

honorable mentions go to: I'm So Tired, Michelle, Here There and Everywhere

>album
Rubber Soul or Abbey Road (side 2 in particular)
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>>24483907
>Abbey Road Side 2
Nigga 4real? Side 2 is just a bunch of song fragments. Side 1 all the way
>oh darling
>come together
>because
>sun king
>here comes the sun
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>tfw literally never listened a single Beatles song
Sorry I'm not into meme bands. I bet you guys love Nirvana too.

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Opinions, /r9k/?

Does he deserve 15 million in reparations for being oppressed?
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>>24483061
not really

do you think that burger guy deserved all those millions for his burger consumption?
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>>24483061
It's basic geopolitics. His father is the next president of Sudan, which America needs to ally with in case Sissy gets overthrown.
Sudan is needed because it helps block off oil to China
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Interesting timing considering what just happened in Paris

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Why don't you spend your time drawing, anon?

I started off recently and I'm currently working on poses and anatomy. It's really fun and you actually learn something from it!
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Read the >>>/ic/ beginner wiki.
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>Why don't you spend your time drawing, anon?

But I do, Anon!

I draw weird furry porn for $$.
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>>24482940
But anon I do original robot

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Dear fuckheads,

Think of pussy like a Chinese finger trap or escaping quicksand. The harder you try to get it, the more futile your efforts will be.

Unless you are in a place where women are receptive to being picked up or you are a PUA/PUA in training, then you need to let them come to you. If a woman likes you, there will be signs (even if she's shy). If you want meaningful relationships, you need to let things happen naturally and build up friendships with girls. Getting your dick wet can wait.

In the meantime you should focus on self-improvement, e.g. working out, education volunteering, career, as improving these aspects of your life can only benefit you in the long run.

You might not see results for a year or so, don't be discouraged. I know where I want to be where I'll be happy with myself and I'm working towards that. Set a goal then get there. You can spend weeks/months farming useless shit in MMOs without a thought so why not apply that to real life?

Pic related, you could be fucking her but instead you're venting irrational, though understandable feelings on a Tibetan tapestry weaving image board.
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ump-buh
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thats rare and only happens if you don't care and take care of yerself

and it requires patience and these idiots don't have that
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>>24483664
>Think of pussy like a Chinese finger trap or escaping quicksand. The harder you try to get it, the more futile your efforts will be.
I actually really like the comparison to be honest. Also infinitely better than food analogies which everyone always fucking resorts to.

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Logically, why do women hate short men?
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You are weak
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Because they often have self steem issues.
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They're wired to hate you because you produce physically inferior offspring obviously. Plus some are so small that their brains are too tiny to even figure this out

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>he will never be yours

why continue this existence?
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>tfw he looks like your gf but with a penis
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>>24482463
your gf is ugly as fuck
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THATS WONDERFUL

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Figured this was a good place to ask for an unbiased opinion. Should I cheat on my girlfriend of 10 months with some girl from work? My girlfriend is cool shit and I enjoy the constant banging but I don't really have any feelings for her aside from wanting to tear that pussy up. This girl from work is pretty wild and not really girlfriend material. She would be a good lay but I don't think I would ever date her. So what should I do?

>pic related, not my gf
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If you can, do it. But I actively hate women and so do most people here.
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Fuck off normie, reee, etc. You get the gist.
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Cheating on your partner is always wrong. If you do it, you don't deserve to have a loving gf ever again you normalfag piece of garbage.

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Any straights want to enlighten me to as why you still post on /r9k/?
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to tease you bottom boy sluts
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>>24482027
Th-thats rude though!
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>>24482027
you don't sound very str8 m8

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Hey everyone. So I'm mtf transgender and I've been on HRT for about 9 months. I haven't told anyone at school yet cause im too embarassed/afraid of rejecting but the effects are starting to become hard to hide. I have like a cups now that are easily visible. What do I do? Should I just come out? Do I get a binder?
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>>24481479
you should consult a mental health professional ASAP.
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>>24481479
Do any friends or family know?
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>>24481479
>>24481479
TITS OR GTFOOOOOOOO

Doesnt matter if you have a dick or not.

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pics that make you go hhhmmmmmmmhmm
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>>24480494
Guy getting a bj is somehow a hmmmm. How about no
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>>24480494
how is this hmm
orgies are not hmmm
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>>24480494
pom poko is pure hmmm

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I'm starting a 12 hour a day/5 days a week factory job tomorrow.

Any help so i don't kill myself?
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>>24480088
just dont do it? done gtfo
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If you can hoard cash now for a few years you can live the NEET life forever after.
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heard alcohol helps

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>Meanwhile on medieval /r9k/...
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>>24479984
>tfw pauper tier villagers keeping my pockets lined
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>Why do you keep collecting these tapestries of women with 'members'?
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>that sentiment when no qt alabaster virgin maiden

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