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Check out these bitches. You faggots jelly? I'm going to eat the whole fucking box by myself.
>>24478031
Looks fucking gross tbqh family
Never had doritos in my life so I don't know what I'm missing exactly. They most likely don't even sell them here since I've never seen them in the store.
>Chopsticks
Any robots here ever join the military? Would you recommend it for someone hoping to enter normiehood and earn some experience?
So... No one?
No. A beta faggot like you is most likely to get kucked your NCO. Stay inside robot.
>>24477985
All my friends are joining the military. I would as well but I'm too much of a beta faggot.
do you like big hips, anon?
>>24477977
They're pointless without tits, thighs, and assAnd a preggy belly tbqh family
that is a perfect body, please more
>>24477977
big hips need big thighs and big ass
>be me
>wake up 10am
>shower, get ready, give dog medicine
>leave at 11am
>catch train into town
>get to school, take a massive shit and go to class
>get let go like an hour earlier, only there for like 40 minutes
>catch train back home
>home for 2pm
>heat up indian leftovers and devour that shit
>give dog medicine again and walk him
>fap to lily from the AT&T ad
>play guitar
>watch youtube videos
>walk dog again
>eat
now it's 7pm
Go to bed normie, you've got school tomorrow.
>>24477871
being called a normie is the biggest compliment I've ever had
>>24477845
>train
>fucking INDIAN food ffs
Britlad detected
>oneitis asks me to go shopping with her
>give her a ride
>she sat in the back seat
>later her brother sat in the front seat
please tell me she is just shy.
pleese responnd
Did you talk to each other?
tell her to sit in the front with you dumbass
Let's say you're friends with a girl/beta orbiting her, and she offers to let you watch have sex with someone else, would you accept?
>>24477706
Yes. In almost any situation.
I don't orbit girls, but I like to have variety of experience, So I'd do it for a friend if he/she would get off on it.
>>24477706
>Getting kuckked
where do I sign up.
Yes, as long as she's fully nude, seeing her naked would be a step up for me and she's gonna bang the guy with or without me around
>the average woman of this generation is more sexually experienced than the average man
how do you guys feel about this?
how do you girls feel about this?
>>24477649
It doesn't affect me. Both myself and my husband were virgins, and that's what I wanted.
I want to have as little contact as possible with the whores of the world.
>>24477649
my fembot gf i met on r9k was virgin
>>24477649
It's 2015, why should i care about how many men a women has slept w/
Dear mods,
Could you please crack down on the /pol/ threads? We're already cringy enough without the edgy reddit-tier posts. Thank you.
Signed.
I hardly visited this board, but when i did it was full of:
>Why am i too enlightened to engage in a bonding with another female homo sapiens??
>Why are womyns such sluts?!?
And now its:
>Tyrone is stealing our womyns!!
>WAGEKUCKS
Dear mods,
Could you please crack down on the wagekek threads> We're already lame enough without the edgy reddit-tier posts. Thank you
>>24477631
>>24477806
>>24477827
Nice try samefagrobobullshit
How many of you actually wear a fedora or trench coat?
It seems like so many people know about neckbeards now no one would willingly wear one in public, so why does the meme persist? How many people do you know irl that wear fedoras, trench coats, fingerless gloves etc, nowadays?
>>24477529
I actually see one or two people like that in my town. Fedoras are quite common with skinny nerds at our schools, I don't know why. They look completely stupid while wearing them, yet they do.
I admire the fedora. I wish I had the stones to wear one in public. But I am a 22 year old who has never worn a hat in public ever. Maybe there is no hope for me, or maybe now is the best time to start wearing one.
>>24477529
Outside of 4chan, people don't realise that fedoras are immediately correlated with autism.
>was a NEET KHV last year
>was feeling depressed
>have a high paying job and sort of a gf now
>still feel depressed
>still don't want to leave the house
how the fuck do you become happy?
Zoloft, paxil.
>>24477526
>how the fuck do you become happy?
Answer me a question: If there was one thing you could get right away, what would said thing be?
>>24477544
Zoloft did wonders for me in the first month I started taking it, feeling really flat now 10 months later.
This is the most beautiful guy I have ever seen in my life. Post more genetically superior males like this pls
Imagine how epic his life is
very pretty. have another one
>>24477437
He looks pretty unintelligent desu senpai
another pretty man
ASK A VIRGIN MIDGET ANYTHING.
And GO.
im 4'11 btw
How are you?
>>24477400
why dont you just grow up?
>>24477435
im good. thnks for asking.
feeling pretty good to be honest
>>24477453
i cant grow up.
practically stop growing in the 3rd grade.
tfw calcium deficiency. kek
Why are women so mean and heartless? They treat you like dirt and if you ever try to stand up for yourself they use one of their stupid fake words like "creepy" or "stalker" or "rude" or "childish" or "harass" or "move on" as excuses to play the victim.
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN.
>>24477309
Don't let them gaslight or shit-test you.
Don't worry anon, you'll learn the dance eventually.
Then your hatred will be replaced with a species of mild apathy and amusement.
>>24477309
but the guy in ur pic IS creepy
>>24477309
>use one of their stupid fake words like "creepy" or "stalker" or "rude" or "childish" or "harass" or "move on" as excuses to play the victim.
>fake words.
What am I reading?
This board really isn't that different from /pol/ if you think about it. They complain about and blame non-white races (and sometimes women) while /r9k/ complains and claims that most problems come from women. Why not take personal responsibly instead of blaming everyone else for your problems?
>Why not take personal responsibly instead of blaming everyone else for your problems?
because my ego is unjustly inflated and it's everyone else's fault that I'm an insecure loser. I had no say in it, even though it's my life. ree
>>24477273
>Why not take personal responsibly instead of blaming everyone else for your problems?
statistics
we arent obsessed with nazis though
>tfw I'm too handsome to get a gf
I had a gf who looked like you.
You look like a mannequin. Plastic and lifeless. Also, gay.
>>24477122
kek this tbqhwyf
![oohlala[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FtPi4lL.jpg "oohlala[1]")
