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Only post ITT if you are a virgin and you've completely given up on ever getting a boyfriend/girlfriend. No "dry spell" posters or normies.
>Age
>Gender
>Sexuality
>Height
>Weight
23
M
The only biologically real one, straight
5' 8"
300 lbs (used to be 160 until 22, then i stopped caring)
>33
>f
>hetero
>5''1'
>230 lbs
24
Male
Straight
5'8"
350 lbs
Elliot rodger once spent 4 hours driving all the way from Isla Vista to Arizona just to buy a lottery ticket
He then became genuinely enraged when he lost. Hitler acted the same way once according to a friend of his. I found this really funny. They were quite alike.
>>24473185
That's supreme.
I once traveled back in time and stopped 9/11 from happening. Unfortunately, I didn't like the result.
Why hello there wagekukies! What time did you have to wake up this morning to suck off your jew boss? Me? I've been up all night reading the finest literature and studying philosophy.
But as for you, another day, another dollar.
Ciao!
>>24473147
>jew boss
Lol he thinks this is /pol/ check your url buddy.
>>24473147
needs more subway promos.
>>24473147
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit-eating smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
1/3 Americans die of cancer you know?
>tfw white Hispanics
>all the perks of being white and all the perks of being Hispanic
>can get affirmative action even though I'm white
Fuck that senpai I love the way my brown Mexican-American skin looks. Even my cock looks great.
>>24473153
No it doesn't, Indio
>>24473100
Same here except my mom is black so it fucked up my hair
Its still all good though people called me white boy my whole life
>Just be confident!
>Just be yourself
>If you're over 18 and haven't had a gf yet, you're probably autistic!
>>24473006
Either make it or kill yourself quite honestly. I don't care if you are on welfare or wathever but nobody will ever save you. Magic does not exist this is all there is no point on living like shit 60 more years
>>24473041
>Either make it or kill yourself quite honestly
But who is going to make our fast food then?
>>24473234
College kids
I don't want him touching my food anywahs
Is there any point in living if you don't look like this?
Depends what you want out of life.
>>24473003
That guy is probably mad because he can't pass as a cute girl and shitposts on /r9k/
>>24473012
Pussy.
I want pussy.
ITT: god-tier female names
>Elizabeth
>Isabel
>Sophie
>Zoe
>Arianna
>Anya
>Zoe Quinn
>>24472995
>being triggered
>Victoria
>Ellie
>Ariel
>Jennifer
>Madelyn
Why do you hate fembots?
Hate is a strong word, but see >>24472727
I don't. In fact, I go after fembots IRL. I ignore girls above 5/10 on purpose.
>>24472946
And still get rejected, faggot.
>Have issues
>Try to talk to someone about them
>WOW ANON YOU HAVE IT SO EASY I'VE GOT SUCH WORSE PROBLEMS THAN YOU YOU JUST NEED TO GET OVER IT
Fucking normies, why do they have to treat everything like a "who has things worse" contest?
>>24472751
You sort of answered your own question...
... That's how normies operate; they treat everything in life like a game, a competition that they want to win, and this extends into any area --ANY area--where advantage can be perceived. Being seen as having issues can make it appear like you are a victim of society, depression chic, a dark star, etc, and they don't want you having those points over them, so naturally when you talk about your problems that just sets them into competitive mode... And because they're practiced at bullshit they can make their failed relationship sound worse than your actual crippling social phobia and autism.
You literally can't beat normies. They are essentially machines designed to compete and win at everything. A sensitive person has no shot against them, even though we're the ones who have real feelings and shit. It's almost hilarious our predicament, you can achieve a certain zen by learning to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
What are your issues?
>>24472826
>only our feelings are real
you're delusional
Femanon, why do you put do little effort into our conversations? Why does every exchange begin and end with me? What does it take to get more than one-word answers from you?
>>24472727
Because you're not Chad.
it means they're not interested
just move on and stop orbiting her, betaboi
>Say something
>Femanon responds with "lol"
>Try again an hour later
>"lol"
That's it guys I'm done. I'm done with being an autistic male, I am cashing in on my bisexuality and young looks and starting hormones. I'm sorry I let you guys down in the war against stacey whores, I just can't do it anymore, all these requirements, being ripped, being over confident, being a loud aggressive douchebag, pandering to feminist bullshit, it's not me, I can't be male in 2015, if you can't beat em join em. Wish me luck.
>>24472626
Don't do it, don't let the marxists kikes get you, I'm serious, don't mah nigga
You'll just resent the staceys for getting hotter guys than you once you become "female."
>>24472626
Alternatively, you could join us fighting the good fight against the Chads. There's a spot for all of us robots in Valhalla, in the Halls of the Awaited. All it takes is the first step, anon. You know where to find us.
Is there any reason why I shouldn't commit crime when abroad, because It won't give me a UK criminal record, in the event tht I'm caught.
Because you'll end up in jail overseas.
Which can be much worse.
>>24472640
I mean less serious crimes like fighting/vandalism etc, not murder
>>24472610
You can get deported and have problems travelling.
Or you can end up in a 3rd world jail...
>Actually find the nerve to ask a girl for lunch
>Don't even say date, just ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat
>I get to the restaurant 30 mintues early
>The time we agreed on passes
>she's 15 minutes late
>she's 30 minutes late
>at 50 minutes late she finally texts me a lame excuse about traffic and says she can't make it
>she doesn't even suggest trying to get together at a different time
>tfw spent two hours at a table for two by myself and the waitress kept looking at me with pity
FUCK WOMEN
Just fuck them! They're all cunts and bitches!
Did you at least fug the waitress?
>>24472568
Why you didn't wait outside the restaurant for her to come
>>24472568
What's the big deal if it wasn't a date anyway? You shouldn't have waited for more than 10 minutes, 15 tops, before ordering for yourself or leaving.
Draw a picture that accurately describes your state of mind.
Here's mine
I wanna do this when I get home
>>24472512
Redditfag meme drawer?
me right now tbqh kinfolk
There's a certain smile, this irrepressible childlike smile, unfiltered through concerns for decorum that comes out and announces "OK! I love big cocks! I admit it! Leave me alone! (LOL!) Shut up! I hate you! (LOL!)".
A girl sucks a big cock with passion and laughter. She is not laughing at the cock. She is laughing at her situation and the relief from the tension that comes from having to suppress any open expression of her obvious preference for huge cock.
I have an above average dick and I've made a point of asking every girl I'm with if size matters. They have all said yes.
Sorry small dick bros but you'll always be second class.
They typically also prefer guys that have an awesome resistance to the sun.
Cocks should be presented to women before they take driver's license photos.
