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Who /infatuated/ here?
I don't get why it's such a bad thing. The lows are fucking abysmal at times but the highs are God tier. Mood swings suck but when things go well I feel better than ever before, just pure elation. I know if I was looking at myself objectively I would see a pathetic beta but I just don't want to lose her yet.
My oneitis knows it and plays on it but I find it to be better than nothing.
Why is it such a dirty word?
It really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sucks when you do lose her, though.
>>24472443
>My oneitis knows it and plays on it but I find it to be better than nothing.
Please tell me this is pasta, someone
>>24472472
Underrated post desu family.
Our lord and savior Elliot said
"I was eager to be as productive with my time as I could be." - Page 60
"I needed to be as productive with my time as possible, and I had a lot of free time at this
point. The best way to make use of this time, I concluded, was to spend it self
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educating myself.
Knowledge is power" - Page 65
"I began a daily routine of walking to Barnes & Noble in Calabasas every day, where I would spend
hours reading books that ranged from biographies of powerful leaders, histories of significant periods,
self
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help books
, philosophy and psychology text
s, and historical fiction novels. I sometimes even spent
entire days there, from the time it opened to the time it closed." - Page 65
Why are you not improving yourself like the supreme gentleman
he had valuable advice
>>24472408
Truly supreme.
Our lord shall rise again.
>>24472408
>mfw stacies interupted him studying.
Well, 4chan, it's 7:11 AM I guess it's time to go to bed
>he doesn't stay up
lmao
>>24472402
3:12 PM here.
>Just had coffee
>really need to take a shit cause of it
>every fucking time
>tfw I have to go to unikekery
End it all desu
>People think it's okay to do bad things as long as they're only doing it to someone who has done bad things to them
NO
STOP
IF YOU DO BAD THINGS, NO MATTER HOW "BAD" THE VICTIM IS, YOU'RE STILL A BAD PERSON
Pretty much OP
This is how the cycle perpetuates itself
Nobody knows forgiveness anymore, the closest thing we have to forgiveness is simply a form of passive-aggressive blackmail
>2015
>Being a kek who just takes it
And now you find yourself on /r9k/
>>24472396
>You should take it like a good little bitch and never get back at people
Who /goodmusic/ here?
Right now im listening to Red Lights Indicate Doors Are Secured - Arctic Monkeys
It's not the most amazing song ever, but I'll be posting new songs that are good.
Post your music ITT
So Many Faces - Jarle Bernhoft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9OAFML_Eg
pretty off the wall rap trio here. it's cyberpunk hip-hop. Ice cube's cousin I think
you probably know him as that ghost from those few gorillaz videos though.
>>24472385
Tough War by Dag Unenge
ITT ask someone on autismbux anything.
>>24472377
Howd ya do it.
I want on that train mane
How? I need that shit
>>24472397
It was granted to me. When I was young I left normal school and I went to a sort of boarding school for autismals. One of the people who worked there helped me apply for autismbux. I've never worked a day in my life.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SW27TRiUZo
This is a recording of me speaking freely. I'm not using a prepared text so this should give a better impression of how I actually sound.
People tell me that I sound kind of jewey or woodey allen like which I take to mean that I stutter/speak in a halting manner.
I'm wondering if that is an innate aspect of my voice or if when I'm in a stress free situation (like in the vocaroo) I can speak relatively normally.
Can you guys listen to the vocaroo and give feedback?
I think you sound qt, anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fx9Piruta4
though as a britfag I am pretty unaware of foreign accent ranges.
>>24472331
Can you extrapolate on the comical aspect of my voice please? What impression does it give you?
Here is a life pro tip from Pepe:
>Limit your spending
People become wageclucks because they think they need to or they'll starve. But that's absolutely wrong. Food is cheap, you can eat for the whole month for very little. So where does all the wageclucks' money go? Well, to taxes, to their car expenses, to their housing expenses, to repay their loans (like their student debts), to countless spendings required to be able to get and keep a girlfriend, etc.
Notice something? All of those are expenses they at no point *needed* to have, but that they chose to have because it was expected from them as good normies. Many of them are even actually required in order to become a wagecluck, which means they don't waste their life working to have enough to eat, but work in order to be able to work more. This is retarded.
A real NEET has no such needs, and he realizes that, free from the desire of those things, he is incredibly richer than he thought.
>>24472265
Here is a life pro tip from Pepe:
>Get autismbux and don't limit your spending
People become wageclucks because they need to or they'll starve. But that's absolutely wrong in your case. Food is cheap when someone else pays for it, you can eat whatever you want. So where does all the wageclucks' money go? Well, to taxes, to you.
Notice something? They work so that you exist. This is retarded of them but great for you.
A real NEET lives on the effort of others, he is incredibly richer than he should have been.
>>24472323
Based Pepe is full of wisdom.
>Le NEETs enjoy depression and poverty meme
Why is this disgusting awful person so popular?
>>24472234
Because normies are disgusting and awful. Technically people in general are, but we've got to be hypocrites.
>>24472234
because she is a better person than you
>>24472234
she got deem tittays
>mom asks me want I want for Christmas
>say "just surprise me"
>she says "I would but i don't really know you"
Man that cut me deep. I've lived with this woman all my life and thought she was the only person on this planet who really knew the real me. Obviously I was wrong.
>>24472213
Its hard truly knowing a person.
Partially because people change, also not everyone can understand people well.
>>24472213
Im gettin books.
HP lovecraft and edgar alan poe.
>>24472213
What would you want, OP? I'm curious.
You guys act like women are these creatures who are impossible to get the attention of.
Allow me to explain why you can't get a girlfriend.
1) because you're desperately searching for a girlfriend.
2) because you have such a shitty attitude towards women
3) because you're going for women that are Barbie doll models of your highschool.
4) because your self esteem is shit
Now, here me out, this might sound crazy but, Women are actually people. I know, I know. Shocking isn't it. Now lets get real here before some of you guys go on a rant and say shit like, omg chad on r9k again or something of the like.
I am no Chad, I watch my little pony, I have a minimum wage job, I dropped out of highschool, and am balding at the tender age of 20. Despite this I have been able to sustain a relationship, and while I'm not killer in bed I've been able to see my way into her bedroom on a few occasions.
In all honesty, your main problem is your attitudes and your self esteem. I can guarantee you if you guys looked at yourselves in a more positive light people and women will like you more. I know you guys here on r9k aren't looking for advice but honestly guys. Do you REALLY just want to sit at your computers and bitch about life and how terrible people are, or do you want change? Because change starts with you my friends.
TL:DR, Improve your attitude and self esteem, your life will be better.
Ok, attitude improved, now what?
Oh look, another new visitor who thinks he got it all figured out and posts his 'advice'. Good one, chap. I'm sure you changed everybody's opinion and changed lives here.
I think a lot of us have autism or other mental woes, so it's going to take more than a "b urself" attitude to fix our problems
Who /showerdaily/ here? I am one clean nigga. Honestly showers are some of the nicest thing, how can so many of you go so many days or even weeks without them?
Also post tips for being extra clean in the shower.
too busy for that nonsense. I shower like 2-3x a week, because I just forget so often. If I go to the gym like 4x.
I'm helping the environment, while you destroy it.
>>24472112
You disgusting freaks. I shower once every three months and that's more than enough.
>>24472146
I'm a vegetarian so we're probably about even.
>be me
>play World of Warcraft on RP server
>guildies decide to have Skype video chat during guild RP event
>One of the guildies I never spoke much with before is a qt 3.14 grill
>she laughs at all my jokes
>we stop RP'ing for a while in favour of talking on Skype and she jokes peopke will think we're ERP'ing
>sounds vaguely flirty when she has the idea to write fanfiction about my character and hers
>add her on Steam
Where do I go from here, robots?
Just how stupid are you?
>Where do I go from here
>>>/adv/
>>24472092
You are going to ruin this and we will all enjoy your classical greek tragedy fall from grace.
>>24472092
>Where do I go from here, robots?
You go to the middle of the nearest train tracks and get yourself run over, you fucking normie scum.
>tfw too tall to be a cuteboy
>too beta to be look like a man
Who else knows these feels?
>>24472023
How tall we talking?
i know those feels
i just look like a shitty stoner instead
>>24472023
6 feet Asian here. It's the worst.
I hate myself so much mg hands are trembling typing this.
I'm awful and deserve to be punished for it. I need to be hurt. If I gave a /fit/fag $20, do you think he'd beat me up if I asked?
My hands tremble whenever I get a message from someone I haven't talked to in a week. Also, you could probably get anyone to beat you up for 20$, why does it have to be someone who's /fit/?
how does one even hate himself? i mean if you hate yourself why dont you change who you are to somebody who doenst hate himself lmao
>>24472026
It would probably hurt more, right?
>>24472041
Try being someone who is complete and utter trash in every way and always has been.
