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Wie /Nederlandstalig/ hier?
bump voor hanne
>>24479740
Ik ben een Britbong een ik spreek, perfekt, vloeiend Nederlands.
Ik paal in de Nederdraad ook.
reageer eens, vlamingen en nederlanders
of zuid-afrikanen, die zijn ook welkom ondanks hun miem taaltje
Tfw you've never had a girlfriend I don't know what it is about me but every single girl I've had a chance with, i always end up in the friendzone or we just stop talking, need some help from my fellow robots who have at least had 1 girlfriend...how did you do it?
The only time I managed to dated a girl was when I was in college, after I had my heart fucking broken and decided to just stop fucking caring about trying to date. Only then did I stop being too much of an autist to apparently be attractive to someone.
>>24479773
One of my problems is I have 0 confidence when it comes to approaching girls so I let them come to me but since I'm an ugly motherfucker there's a select few who actually talk to me. 'Being yourself' is probably one of the worst things I can do around a girl
>>24479737
Keep getting crushed.
Keep healing and trying again.
It's the only way-- you'll toughen up eventually.
My neighbor is beating his gf/wife pretty bad from the sounds of it
What would you do in this situation
>>24479641
Give him a soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
>>24479641
Start maturbating
>>24479641
PEEEPOOOPEEEPOOOPEEEPOOO
>You will never have a qt azn gf
There is litterally no worse feel than this.
you don't have an asian gf because you do not support their emancipation from the drudgery of sweatshop labor forced upon them by the revisionist state-capitalist administration of china
>>24479598
>tfw asians like you but you just want a white girl
>tfw all white girls are degenerate whores
hold me /b/ros
>>24479893
I wish asians liked me.
Who /richparents/ here?
25-odd more years and I'll inherit a fortune.
Money doesn't bring happiness.
Does anyone with rich parents ever feel weird about it?
Like, how much of your life's achievements were greased by your parents micromanaging your success, or giving you better opportunities, or giving you a safety net so you could take chances, etc.?
>>24479585
Yes.
The worst part is that I still managed to fuck up.
>Hey Anon, you okay? You don't really look like you wanna be here. Just say the word and we'll bounce, man. We don't need these people.
>tfw this hits me harder than the qt threads
>>24479370
Lets get the fuck out of here
>>24479387
Same
I want a true bro, women are just moist holes
>he's over 20 and still plays video games
>he's over 20 and doesn't play video games
>>24479307
OH WOW ITS THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN, SO FUCKING ORIGINAL HAHAHAH.
>WHAT A DANK THREAD
>10/10 FUCKING OR GI NAL
>tfw 20 and just now seriously getting into vidya
Tendie thread you fat fucks
r8 em
The pictures not sideways the shits just stuck to my wall due to the gravitational attraction of your mums fat ass
bitch,.
How the fuck can you overcook oven chips?
>>24479293
> CP
you niggers
Robot skype group https://join.skype.com/o1KtlJJqOrqF
I will kick normies
>>24479189
Bumping without shame
>>24479189
bump for no normie zone
>>24479417
I like this animation :)
Is this true /r9k/? Is this all there is to men when it comes to sex and intimacy?
Most of the time, I'd say.
>>24479173
There are two types of guys. Those who can never love anyone, and those that fall in love with everyone. The former can come to enjoy your company, like a cat enjoys being fed and petted, but it never blooms into what you'd call love.
>>24479389
Well i am the latter. I wish i wasn't though
Want to know if a girl thinks you have a small or big dick?
Ask her if size matters.
If she says no, you have a small dick
If she says yes, you have a big dick
>>24479120
Girls don't care about dick size retard
>>24479143
>Girls don't care about dick size retard
Biggest sexual meme of all time
>>24479187
I have a 4" dick and my gf loves it
i looked up statistics and there's 35% more men than women my age in my town
how is one even supposed to compete?
holy shit what's with east germany
>>24479041
you never heard of stasi?
stasi control east germany for long time
>>24479014
97-102 is colored pink even if it's 50/50, which makes it seem as there's more women than there actually is
I want to die in a happening, something like a terrorist attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11nNUqMcro
Wow the interior is spooky af with all of the dust and sirens.
>>24479226
It's a pretty cool video, I think there is even a longer version of this
I want to die by parrot.
https://youtu.be/NW8iTTV_fAU
playing as a chadlet i just found this girl on tinder, she's taller than me, hot, white, green eyes, and talks inglish
and she will never be mine, no girl this good ever will
this pain is unberable, what can i do to make it stop with suicide?
>what can i do to make it stop with with suicide
>with suicide
>suicide
Suicide
>>24479010
that comment is something a newfag would make, anon
*without
>>24479062
Not my fault you can't english.
I fucking can't reach legend, dropped from rank 1 back to 4
>>24478903
Fuck, the highest I've ever got is rank 13. I'd love rank 4.
Space Funeral
Barkley SaGa: Shut up and Slam Gaiden
Touhou 6 7 and 8
>>24478903
Super cheap and super fun (also super hard): Super hexagon.
