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why don't you play pornographic japanese turn based RPGs faggot?
give recs then.
>rpg
Real men play vn
lol weebs
>just came out to mommy with issues i have
>she brushed it off and laughed
>i tell her to stop brushing me off and understand theres something wrong with me
>she keeps brushing it off and telling me to grow up and man up
>i keep telling her cant she just show some kind of concern for me
>she just breaks down crying and saying im causing her stress and shes got enough shit in her life to worry about she doesn't need to hear my shit and that im gona give her a heart attack or stroke if i dont stop bugging her about this
yup
well you shouldnt give your mother a heart attack that wouldnt be nice
>>24474124
>"opening up" to your parents
>ever
>>24474124
bruh in this soviet world, dick sucks you.Get used to it.
A common occurrence in my life is becoming overly attached to characters and stories that I experience through movies, shows or games. This isn't the normie level of being sad when a show ends or something I'm talking constant intense sadness over the fact I will never get to escape all my problems and go to that universe.
I'm just wondering if any can relate or if I'm just a massive man child that can't handle life.
Pick related, I would do anything to stay with Toriel forever
Nah I can't. It's unfortunate, but this one is the only one that matters, no matter how shit.
>>24474018
no i definitely feel you familia
>>24474018
I know that feeling, family.
Age: 18
Virgin: No
How would you rate your social skills: 7-8
Hours spent on 4chan a day: 1-3
Favorite song: Death By Glamour
>>24473982
>Age
21
>Virgin
Yes
(Also OP gtfo you filthy normalfag)
>How would you rate your social skills
Probably 3
>Hours spent on 4chan a day
2-4
>Favorite song
Hard to say, probably no more by three days grace.
Social skills is so ambiguous.
I am socially indistinguishable because of my mob mentality which just leads me to agree with anything and anyone that's stated categorically. And therefore, I would never stand up to, say, someone who uses fallacies or threats or emotional pleas towards myself or someone.
This makes me a perfectly integrated member of the society, but it's the opposite of how I should be.
>>24474037
In other words, there are no social skills, there are just justice skills. On this scale, I am a 1/10.
Why don't you want a job anon?
Don't you want to earn big bucks and spend them on your hobbies?
Don't you want a better car? Better PC? Better daki?
You can do all this if you have money, and you can earn money by having a job.
>Don't you want a better car? Better PC? Better daki?
No thanks Mr Goldstein
>>24473963
Oh trust me those things make you happier. How long has it been since you upgraded your graphic card? That 650 isn't going to hold you know
>>24474084
560
It just might.
dakis are for nerds and wtf does a NEET need a carfor?
>"Hey mister, I think I missed the bus, can you give me a lift to the tube station?"
>>24473869
GIMME THAT ASSHOLE SLUT MMM MMM MMM THATS ANUS LICKING GOOD
I was gonna say I will violently rape her and impregnate her with twins and suck the milk out of her breasts, but she appears to look like she's 12 and I feel like a paedophile now.
Sure thing, kot. We're leaving the whore behind, though.
>Women
>Not whores
pick one.
Also woman hate general.
READ MY POST YOU FAGGOTS
half of this is made up bullshit so the cunt can cash in leddit points
its just a dumb whore, nobody actually cares what she did, thats why shes a lonely but pretty woman
and they dont stay pretty for long
>>24473810
this is an original post specifically written by me
Bost rare spurdo :----DDD
>>24473678
I gotchu familia
>muted for 4 seconds
>>24473714
same
fug :DDDDDDDDD
>>24473678
oh damns
How many children do you plan on having?
>>24473677
americans are so scared of muslims. honestly how are they any worse than mexicans? mexicans can be pretty fucking hardcore.
Zero. If the American government really cared about family they wouldn't make fatherhood a legal trap.
>>24473715
Because despite everything, the mexicans are alright. They are hardworking and adaptable people, and they're harmlessly christian.
Muslims bring Islam, and Islam is problematic.
If I was rich, I think I would be happier overall. I could have all the money to buy all the bass guitars I want, even buy some neat electric guitars.
No more struggling to play games on my stupid PC, I could buy a full fledge gaming PC.
No more planning my meals in cost, I will just eat whatever the fuck I want.
No more walking 1km home just to save bus fare, heck I will buy a car.
Fuck, if I will rich I would go shopping for stupid gadgets everyday. Heh I could use a smart watch. Or those stupid health band. A coffee maker sounds nice.
I could buy those nice stereo sound system I have always wanted. I can watch 4k videos IN STYLE.
I could deck out my wardrobe. Fuck, no more cheap t shirts, from now on its just high Street brands and stuff. No more stupid shoes that break in a year, leather shoes now man.
Rent? Hah what the fuck. If I was rich I would just buy a nice bungalow. Fuck cramping in one room flats.
And you guys talk about having no gf.. When you could be so much better off IF YOU HAVE MONEY. THATS RIGHT, MONEY MAKES YOU HAPPIER.
FUCK I DONT NEED A GF. I WANT MONEY.
>>24473583
I agree. And even if it doesn't completely solve your problems, it sure doesn't make them harder.
>>24473603
Fuck, all my problems can be solved using money. I don't care about having a gf, I just want sex. For that I will hire a high class prostitute.
I could treat my OCD with visits to the doc too. Those are expensive.
DOESNT ANYONE ELSE LIKES MONEY
Daily reminder nobody respect robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtbbpd89ks
HUMILIATION
Haha this video just made my fucking night.
>violin friend smiling like a smug jackass even when he's rejected
>entire crowd clapping, not sure they all realize they're adding to the humiliation he's going to feel for the rest of his life
This is what happens if you don't have 8+/10 aesthetics. It just makes it even more hilarious the girl is some short, ugly, bitch. Seriously, what kind of horrible person would completely disregard the guy? How many people would think this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for them? Yet this complete bitch just ignores him.
>>24473683
that's what you get for not being chad
>>24473451
that girl left her purse
Say we develop in robotics and neuroscience.
Would you a robo-waifu?
without hesitation
sure but never gonna happen, there was a news report not long back banning "sex robots" aka robots we would use as a replacement for a girlfriend, even banning and shaming the use of ordinary robots as "sex robots"
>>24473386
Obviously, I wouldn't have to deal with any bullshit.
I applied to several jobs, the absolute madman employer actually wants to hire me. I've only been there for 2 days and I already need to leave.
I thought maybe having a job would help me socialize, meet new people, manage my time.
It's nothing like that, I have to stand non-stop, mostly doing trivial tasks for no reason, can't even read a book or study on my phone, only get to sit down on a 15 min break.
>On unemployment I made a cool $170nzd for existing
>Working 19 hours a week I make $286nzd. Not counting the hours it takes to travel and prepare for work.
Help me my NEET and hikki brothers, I already miss the feeling of every day being empty and free. I could take up whenever I felt like it, play any video game, follow that by watching movies, watching anime, practicing guitar, studying, eating whatever and drinking coke, all while it's a hot summer day and I'm enjoying the cool breeze of sitting inside doing nothing.
DON'T BUY INTO THE FUCKING MEME. Earning an extra $116 compared to 3 days of your time is fucking worthless.
Now I'm too worried that boss/coworkers are going to get angry at me if I quit since they've spent 2 days training me.
>New Zealand
What's the job?
>>24473378
Who cares if they get mad? Just quit senpai
>>24473414
Yeah new zealand fucking sucks. It's the reason I've always been unemployed even though I'm only 20.
>grow up in a shitty little town with no job opportunities
>failure adults get any sort of retail jobs because they've had them for years, so there's no window for job starters.
It's working in a bottle store. It's easy yet tiring, pointless and boring as fuck. I'm only debating if it will be any worth as a reference/experience.
I'm pretty sure its not something people were requesting.
Maybe an-hiro thought he was doing us a favor or something but i find it annoying as fuck. And its really pointless because this board has veered so day away from what was envisioned when it and the robot were created in the first place anyways.
ITT we ask hiromota to disable the robot.
>>24473371
All you fucking speds wanted it back. It'd drive away the normies, slaughter the chads, and make your dicks 4 inches bigger. And look what happened when you got it? Nothing got better (for you).
Everything got better. /r9k/ was basicablly /b/ 2.0 before the neo robot.
I just miss being able to type in japanese
>even 18 year old girls will be disappointed by your lack of wealth
>>24473353
tbqh a chad could roll up in a honda civic and she'd think it's the greatest thing ever.
>>24473353
18 year olds don't care about true financial stability.
They are only drawn to certain symptoms of it.
"I have a stock portfolio"
>yawn..
"Come chill on my boat"
>FUCK ME BABY
"I'm starting a 401k"
>is that a band?
"Want a ride in my Escalade?"
>GIMME THAT DICK
being wealthy must feel good
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