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what am i doing wrong /r9k/. ill tell you how it usually goes
>connect
>stranger disconnects
or
>connect
>stranger laughs
>stranger disconnect
god i hate women i hope they all burn, all they want is white or yellow people but brown people are a no go. honestly tired of gettng friendzoned 24/7
>implying it's because you're black
Chad could even be blue m80
>>24490864
Yeah, that's how it usually is, mane.
Being black or brown is a huge no go in the dating zone. I've honestly made my peace with it and am planning to stick with my waifus though.
pic related. (not me in the pic)
at least your not fucking INDIAN WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DATING LADDER UNLESS WE ARE RICH FUCK
>2015
>Not willing to settle
Wake up, faggots. There are fundamentally perfectly fine potential gfs out there. You just need to seek them out.
When was the last time you were scoping out puss at the burn ward? Adult day care? Hell, why not even write your phone number in the women's handicapped stall. I don't want to hear that "boo hoo, >tfw no gf," bullshit. There's some girl out there for everyone. Whether she be at the pharmacy picking up her insulin, or at Old Country Buffet. SHE IS OUT THERE. All you have to do is go look.
>>24490827
Nah man, I'm fine with my waifus.
No thanks, I'd rather be alone :^]
I'd rather stay single than settle for a literal 0/10.
Who /mineral water/ here?
I drink tap water and that's just fine by me.
>>24490826
What does that have to do with my thread.
You're not going to get a great deal of minerals out of that water, also the BPA shit aint good either.
You're better off getting a water filter and taking a multi-mineral.
>roasties claim that their vaginas are these magical organs that are all identical, are made out of elastic formed by the gods, and cannot in any way be stretched out
>some women have to use a tool to stretch out their vagina
So which is slutbags?
>robots claim that whenever they eat food, their mouth irreversibly stretches out and dangles in the wind
>>24490802
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/how-use-vaginal-dilator
>menopause and cancer
>>24490819
Unlike women we don't stuff donkey dicks in our mouths.
I for example can't even swallow large pills, i have to break them down.
> Be 12 year old me
> Be gay af
> Try to hide it best I can
> Tell best friend in attempt to not be alone
> blabbermouth.jpeg
> Kids bully the shit out of me
> Get my ass beat regularly, called a faggot by everyone in class, all friends abandon me
> Bullying gets horrible and persists for years
> Go for years not having a single friend, years hating myself for what I was, years being called a faggot every day
> Fast forward
> Be 21 year old me
> Left shithole town I grew up in for college
> When people call me a faggot or just toss the word around me, I politely ask them not to because it makes me feel bad
> It constantly reminds me of being treated less than human and the worst time of my life
> FuckUAndUrCensorship.wav
Am I really being incredibly unreasonable to ask my friends to not use that particular word around me because it makes me feel like shit? If your friend just asked you to stop using the word around them would you tell them to just get the fuck over it and ignore them?
>>24490788
It's reasonable to me, sometimes people dont like hearing certain shit.
lol god, what a faggot.
You're the one who made the mistake of confiding in people. If you aren't a hundred percent sure people will be accepting then don't say it, bottle it up until you can get out of the shitty situation like the rest of us. That said, if they're just using it as a word to say like people do here, then that actually lessens the power of the word, but if they're actively using it as a pejorative against gay people I can understand why you might be upset, but it doesn't really bother me
>Well it's not gonna lick itself!
>>24490697
Well I'm not gonna sit up, so. . .
>>24490697
why am i on the floor
Noun...
Is that you? Stop it!
is/was there a dude in your circle of friends famous for having a big dick?
>>24490644
I used to be in a band as a kid, and our drummer became well known for his donkey dong. He pulled all kinds of crazy bitches. Wasnt even super good at drums. Dude was straight up gorgeous though. 9/10 easy
I have a friend who is like 8-9 inches (he is white and like 6'2"). we used to swordfight when we were teenagers.
ye
back in HS we had PE every second day and there was this fat kid with a fucking huge cock
now that I think about it that's actually pretty hot to be honest
how does your dick look like guys, 4.5 here
Average, hangs a bit to the right
I'm a 2, i got lods of foreskin
>>24490603
I'm five or eight, depending.
>tfw my beautiful benis was wasted on me
It's me, the genius from the other thread. I'm 19, but I just had my first paper accepted for publication (small journal but it's a nice start). I speak French and Chinese. Some of our best professors now use my essays (and even an excerpt from an e-mail I wrote) to help teach others how to think. I was handed an easy tutoring by a prof who begged me to bring his class up to my level of writing. My focus is international relations but I'm pretty widely read, nearly decided to be a biochem major and I could do it, but I just can't stand the tedium of lab work. Ask me questions, I can give advice, I can be funny. I'm not really here for arguments though, like most of you I'm generally friendless and depressed.
What musical instruments do you play?
FYI piano is kuchold tier
>>24490470
How'd you learn French and Chinese? Parents or studying?
Also any book recs? Can be any genre
>>24490526
Hah. I started on piano to learn theory, then I was on the flute. Played in youth symphony for five years. Male flautist. Gives you a sense of how cool I am. Only met one other in the orchestra, he was an /mlp/-tier mulleted brony. I should play more, but I haven't taken it out this semester.
>"daddy, where did you and mummy meet?"
How do you respond?
>>24490275
"don't call me daddy just because i raped and abducted you"
BY CRASHING THIS CAR
WITH NO SURVIVORS
and general memery
You should ask Uncle Jamal sweety
ITT: pretty nice feels
>your favourite fanfic updates
>flopping down on your bed to read or nap after coming home from a long day of classes
>solving a difficult math problem
>>24490215
>mfw i've never walked into a woman's room that was clean
>inbe4 you've never walked into a woman's room at all xDDDDDDDDDD
>taking painkillers and wanting to live for a few hours out of the month
Yep. That's pretty much it
>>24490215
such a pretty girl
>tfw no attic gf
What does an average (5/10) girl look like to you robots?
Pic related 5/10 girl
like disu
>not fat
>not feminist legbeard
I will take anything that isn't fat or a feminist. I'm not joking.
I got pushed to full time now
How can I deal working 5 days a week? Give me some insight wage c.u.c.ks
Find a hobby
>>24490192
this, if you really need the money just do as much fun stuff outside of work as possible. Be sure to use your vacation and sick days too. It isn't so bad when you get used to it, I just hope your job isn't too shitty.
it only gets worse /brobot/
>wake up every morning
>eat shit dress etc
>go to work
>spend every waking minute thinking about getting off work
>think about all the awesome things you could do if you weren't at work
>work is finally over
>come home just to be so tired that even if you want to do something, you aren't going to
You will spend every day just thinking about leaving, once you come home you will be too exausted to lift a finger, other than mindlessly scrolling through apps on your phone or watching TV. Then before you know it you have to sleep.
5 days a week until you get your 2 day weekend.
It's essentially mind numbing and makes you want to commit suicide
Can we have a thread discussing Indians?
I have a question:
Why the fuck do they just sit in their cars for hours on end, day in day out?
>>24490094
Why don't they poo in the loo?
>>24490102
>>>/int/
I think that's where you want to be shitposting, Reddit-master.
>>24490094
Man fuck indians, theres so many inmy home town and they always look mad seeing white people even though they live in a WHITE MAJORITY TOWN IN A WHITE COUNTRY
LIKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOURE PISSED THAT IM WHITE
YOU FUCKERS CAME HERE SO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR A MINORITY AND STOP BEING SO SHITTY TOWARDS ME
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/20/sex-statistics-who-does-it-the-most.html
Tfw those statistics are just brutal
>>24489984
...i need to acquire a taste for free form jazz
>>24490088
And a yarmulke
>>24490110
Dunno what that is, but i'll acquire it too. I'm gonna need all the help i can get to lose this v-card of mine
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