Serious question: Why don't they make zippers on pants pockets standard?
Are zipper pockets autistic?
I don't care, I prefer to wear pants with at least 1 zipper pocket so I can put important things in there and make sure I don't lose them. Its so easy for things to accidentally slide out of your pockets, and so makes sense to zip them up.
Also, I wonder what people on vacation do when they go int he ocean, or even the hotel pool. Do they put their keys in their shoes hoping no one steals them. I would just find some shorts with mesh zipper...
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just get a jacket with a pocket on the sleeve, pic related. I have one kinda like that
>>24494180
Yea, what if its Tee shirt weather, or you hang up your jacket inside?
>>24494225
well then idk what to tell you
I just use it for my lighter
> tfw I'm starting to go bald
Hold me, robots. This is gonna be a tough pill to swallow.
Shave off the remaining peachfuzz. Embrace your future as a slaphead
>>24494156
This. Become badass bald huy. Grow a beard instead.
My dad started balding at 18. bald spot by end of college.
He's 60 and now has 30-40% of his hair still. it kept its color except around the edges and in his beard, that turned a little gray
>Tfw finally giving up on girls and decided to focus on myself
>tfw going to the gym, studying harder and enjoying my vast anime backlog
>Tfw actually content for the first time in years
fuck I can just jerk off if I get too distracted by woman
>>24494085
That's cool man. I've actually found it easier to think about women less by jerking it less frequently (e3d for me) and banning fantasy from my head to the best of my ability. Also adblock all pornographic images when i see them on r9k immediately.
I feel like the key to girls is not caring about it so much. It sounds like a difficult feat for robots though.
>>24494598
They tend to fall for feels over reals. Self aware robots know that their lifestyles are incompatible with maintaining a relationship. You have to choose between what you enjoy versus what it takes to be attractive.
Post in thread if youre smokin a ciggy
>>24493784
gonna smoke one right now
>>24493784
Real men smoke weed
just smoked my last ciggie
only have one hit of weed left
broke until my next paycheck comes in
at least i have my vape
>tfw don't want to live anymore
>tfw too scared to do any drastic method of suicide
>tfw decided on starving myself (just water) next year and apparently I'll die within a couple of months
This will work right? I'll have to get palliative care during my final weeks probably as I want to minimalize the pain.
>I'll have to get palliative care during my final weeks probably as I want to minimalize the pain.
The moment any hospital saw that you were starving you would be put on a drip feed even if you refused to eat.
>>24493762
Only if you are not mentally fit. In the UK, you can't be force fed unless you are deemed mentally incompetent. That's how locked-in syndrome persons usually end their lives.
>>24493798
You're denying food as a method of self harm and intended suicide, that would very easily quantify you as mentally incompetent.
>girl has given a blowjob
>"i am still a virgin!"
that's every girl who says she's a virgin
Well you did say no HYMEN no diamond, right?
>orbit 17 yo oneitis in HS
>admits she's a virgin
>find out she has a collection of videos of her blowing guys from since she was 14
>"I just keep them to see how good I've become hihi"
>never talk to her again
Some people are fucking bizarre.
>tfw spontaneous pneumothorax
>hurts to take a deep breath
>hurts to stand in almost any position
>hurts to lie down in some positions
>I cough in every abrupt movement
>3rd time in 2 years
just fuck my shit up familia, I'm too skinny I guess.
also post if you have experience with it or any disease or condition you're going through or whatever
bump tht shit
please someone share these feels with me
>>24493492
maybe you just pulled a muscle.
We haven't had one of these in a while
Murderous Villain Test:
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php?
Post other tests you find interesting as well
What normie shit. All spooky anti capitalist foreigners like Lenin and Che Guevara and no objectively evil people like Dick Cheney.
All the possible answers are too narcissistic.
>>24493465
i got Putin when i first did it
Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?
Dude id do it for free.
>>24493374
Yes, I really would.
>As long as no STD
>>24493374
would suck one for less desu.
>all my normie friends talk about pepe
>they talk about being "memers" and making "new memes"
>Normie friends
I have some news for you, m8...
>>24493217
>friends
You're a normie, Harry
>>24493237
>>24493255
C-cmon guys, we can have friends, right?
>"how much money would you suck a dick for?"
>"nener, not for a billion dollars!"
Normies are fucking stupid if they actually think this is the right answer.
I'd suck a dick for 5k if no one would ever find out desu
The list of things I would not do for a billion dollars is very small
* Kill someone who's not like a sociopath or near death or some shit
* Do something to make my quality of life after I get the money be significantly lessened
* Do something that kills me(obv)
* Do something that would lower someone else's quality of life such that no amount of money could really make up for it
I'd suck dick for 100,000 if it was a realistic scenario where the risk of people finding out was there
If not, well, I ain't gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Why do normies like this roastie's songs so much?
because it's normie music
>>24491792
Most fat women have such large labia majoras that you cannot see their labia minora. That's what a fucking innie is you stupid subnormal faggot.
Why do I like this roastie's songs so much?
>tfw can't stop jacking off to girls with huge tits
>stay up until sunrise every night, drawing girls with huge tits and jacking off to them
>burn the pictures in shame, tell myself I won't do it again
>do it every single night
>been doing this for two years
>would rather jack off than seek social interaction or uphold responsibilities
show us ur drawings
>>24491282
Second the notion my brotha
>>24491263
What's wrong?
- You're not going to get STD
- You're not going to get keked
- You're not going to lose money
- You get to jerk off amazing bodies
Nothing to be ashamed of, social interactions are overrated.
https://youtu.be/jjyc7oxBmg4
Here in the above video you've got a fat ass girl dancing around thinking she's hot shit. Now how many of you guys think you could seriously land her? Imagine how many chads and tyrones she fucks around and think of how much she's inflated her SMV because of that.
You've got 1s thinking they're 10s nowadays. Niggas gonna have to resort to fucking dogs and cows at this point in order to just get sex since even the supposed fembots can still fuck a chad and think they're hot shit.
Bump, come on, lets talk about this, this is a real problem going on in society.
>>24490492
I think I'll just embrace MGTOW
>>24491004
MGTOW: betas pretending they had a choice
>over 5'11
>only listens to one type of music (only metal, only pop etc.)
>has a dog
>has a best guy friend
>doesn't like history
>>24490262
>favorite genre of music is technical deathmetal
>does crystal meth
5'11 is literally the perfect female height
Manlets BTFO
>>24490262
>is a girl