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Should fans of this show be denied refuge in the upcoming holocaust?Yes
>>24502031
Only if they can't GET SCHWIFTY!
I hate national television as much as the next intellectual, but I'm legit curious why Rick and Morty is repulsive to you
>>24502031
>Boohooo I don't like a thing
> People who like the thing are stupid
>tfw you have a pleasant encounter with a well-spoken nigger
Is there a comfier feel?
It's like finding a $100 bill blowing down the street. you know God is smiling on you that day.
>>24502026
I can't remember the last time I saw a black person.
I was at a pizza place sitting next to a schizo black man who rides a bike around town and I hear him mumbling about a fly in a hornets nest, is this how he feels surrounded by whites? I was curious desu
>tfw no black robot friend
Why are alphas always telling us that it's "our fault". Yeah. It's our fault we're virgins. Not white privilege. Not genetics. We're just "not trying hard enough". Who are they trying to fool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
>>24501848
Just shut the fuck up and learn how the world works. You don't stand in the middle of a forest and wait for a deer to drop dead at your feet. You bring a rifle and shoot that motherfucker when they least expect it. And you know what you do in the meanwhile? Certainly not sit around and cry about how you'll never see any deer today. You chill with a buddy or two and have some fucking beers while you wait. You came for the deer; they didn't come for you. Accept it and don't be surprised if you fail here and there. You're going up against millions of years of natural evolution, after all.
>>24501848
if you really want to 'fix' yourself you can
you could work out every day, force yourself to enjoy 'normal' things and convince yourself that there is nothing more important than casual sex
it will be more difficult if you are ugly, but not impossible
the problem is you will expend a very significant amount of energy on something that you will most likely find unfulfilling in the end
however if you have the mentality that sex and relationships are the peak of existence, yet still are a virgin, than you're being dishonest to yourself by claiming it is impossible for you to achieve 'fulfillment'
Why are NEETS associated with subway? I keep seeing that brand mentioned in wagekuck threads
>>24501802
Stealth marketing.
Because they only get paid very little from welfare so they have to become subway shills.
Why wouldn't they enjoy the fresh, delicious taste of a sandwich hand-crafted by a sandwich artisan?
Subway(tm) is the clear choice for a NEET.
>Be me, 25yo autist
>Part time musician, church job pays $200 for 4 hours a week
>Occasionally pick up gigs for extra money
>Live rent free at an art patron's house
>Free groceries
>Live in lush master bedroom in house in the country
>Livin the dream boys.
Get on my level kids.
>>24501615
teach me your ways master.
I'm assuming you play keys, me too and just landed a church job. Im a student and it is my first actual job as a pianist so I dont get paid as much as you, only $25/hr. I have some questions for you.
What denomination of church do you play for? If you have had other church jobs, can you speak to which kinds of churches pay the most?
Do you play organ, piano, or both? Do you exclusively do music in service or do you also play weddings/funerals/special events?
Have you thought about picking up another gig at a Seventh Day Adventist church or even a Synagogue?
I'm a musician too, play around 5 gigs a months and I kinda get around working at a friend's pub for extra money, is not a dream but it's a pretty relaxed lifestyle and I have plenty of time to do a lot of things
>be me
>used to be a Spelling Nazi when I was little
>super anal about spelling everything right
>did for the most part
>out of school for like, 2 years or so now
>suddenly find myself misspelling things left and right
>even simple ass words that I should know how to spell by now
Anyone know this feel? Makes me feel so stupid.
>be reddit
fixed that for you.
>>24501581
Sadly, it's normal. Thanks to my slight background in programming, I'm more sensitive to e.g. capitalization mistakes than an average person ('mysql' != 'MySQL'), but I for instance I make voicing mistakes ('penis'/'benis') often. It will get worse when you're my age, too.
>>24501761
Programmer too, I don't give a fuck about capitalization.
It got bad when I started to misspell things on purpose, you know, as a joke, and then I started making the same mistakes without making them as joke, you know.
Does /r9k/ want to be the little girl?
>>24501515
No, I want to be the hero that fights for justice.
>Not wanting to live life on easy mode
I wouldn't even mind sucking dick and getting rammed up the ass
>tfw not cute enough to attract a rugged manly man to fug my boipussy
>tfw fell for the hygiene meme
>brush teeth and shower daily
>22 now and still no gf
I WANT ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON SHAMPOO AND TOOTHPASTE BACK
>implying anyone said that good hygiene would get you a gf
It will just make people hate you less.
>>24501407
Lots of people absolutely say that hygiene is the reason you don't have a GF
In fact it's one of the top lines used by justworlding normies, which you should know as you clearly are one
>Hygiene
What's that
If people can't stand to be around me due to sweat smell and my bad breath they don't deserve me.
>watches anime
>argues about games on the internet
>argues about consoles on the internet
>ever wanted to be a flash animator on youtube at some point
>identified with shadow the hedgehog as a kid or even teen
>avoids dancing in clubs because he thinks it's stupid or "gay"
>uses memes in real life
>smokes weed alone
>when a new game comes out he is unavailable to hang out with>he prefers mcdonalds to burger king
>he eats fast food
>>24501343
>Psychiatrist's report
Get on my level friendo
>>24501343
more like aspburger king
Where do you buy your clothes?
Internet/thrift store
>>24501319
the internet
mommy buys my clothes for me
ITT: Draw Something
I wrote my oneitis' name in Hiragana.
Final boss for game I'm making
>>24501300
>hiragana
ya got me
>>24501341
It looks like a ripoff of half the secret bosses in kirby games.
>the japanese boipucci will never be accessible to you
>>24501242
>this is your average japanese male
literally the fuccboi race
>>24501242
>>24501583
>white "men" in 10 years
Can't wait
>>24501614
>implying whites will ever be on this level of traptitude
I feel like having my daily dose of "remembering to give up", who wants to join me?
Dump the images that you've saved in an effort to gradually lose all hope. I'll start.
It's hard to remember to stop caring, but I always feel better afterwards. Though usually I dwell on the thoughts, but sometimes I'm more focused.
You may be able to relate.
This one I've edited to remove the shoehorned-in "just man up" part at the very end. It's otherwise pretty effective.
How many of you robots have jobs or have jobs and hate them? I recently started working in retail and the anxiety of talking to people and handling stuff the register gives me mad anxiety, anybody share same experiences?
All you robots get the worst jobs. Retail. Fast food. Fucking worthless jobs. Then you say working sucks.
>>24500898
Yeah, I currently work retail.
I manage a dairy department at a walmart supercenter.
I hate the customers, most of my co-workers, all of the managers, and to top it off I also hate myself for letting myself become the guy that runs the dairy department at a shitty walmart.
Been working at this shithole for 3 and a half years now and I've never been more depressed in my life.
I'm thinking of applying for a job at an Amazon warehouse, sorting parcels out for drivers to deliver. Seems easy and it's a night shift so there shouldn't be too much competition.
However, I've been a NEET for almost 2 years and have very little work experience. What do you think my chances are? Will there be an interview?
>Why don't you join the army
I went into an army recruitment office because I was interested in serving and as soon as I walked in everyone stopped talking and then they started laughing and one of the recruiters asked me "Are you lost" and another recruiter told me "The crazy house is that way". I think it was because of my hair and face. I politely told them I was interested in joining and I filled out some paperwork which they immediately tossed in the trash. As I was leaving I heard one of them say "That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you don't want your children to grow up to be". I offered myself to the military to use me however they wish and all they did was call me "creep" because I'm not "chill". I don't get it. If I was a general I would be like "Hell yeah your training starts tomorrow". So yeah please don't give me any shit about not joining the military. I tried and you saw what happened.
That didn't actually happen
>>24500834
>things that never happened: the post
Really, this was blocked? Really???
Because we live at a time when large scale confrontation between the great powers hasn't looked as likely since 1914.
