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Hello.
Write for us.
I don't remember what this file even is.
>>24506347
I can't make or post a photo now, but I like my handwriting a lot. It's left-slanted, semi-continuous (some letters are connected, but not all), and avoids redundancy (e.g. tt shares the dash). Also my letters 'a' and 'z' are identical and I find it funny that one needs context to disambiguate.
>>24506419
Will you post it later if the thread is still active? Your handwriting sounds adorable.
I'm a trans woman and I want to get rid of my dick as soon as possible. I'm just curious because I don't really understand anything about why someone would want to be male -- If you're a guy, do you like having a dick? Why? Wouldn't you rather have a vagina?
I like having a dick because I can fuck and gape anuses.
Can you pretend to be a helicopter with a vagina?
Can you slap people in the face with a vagina?
Can you conduct an orchestra with a vagina?
>>24506319
I hope you know you are mentally ill. Get help, not harsh decisions that will turn you into a grotesque degenerate freak.
If you're on the west coast dont go outside tomorrow
>>24506279
Which state faggot
>>24506279
>don't go outside
>Imblyign
>>24506785
Northern California
If you're muslim come outside
How do find the career where you can make the most amount of money with the least amount of schooling?
Is it pharmacist?
You have the "manly" jobs like oil in Australia or crab fishing in Alaska. Basically anything that involves you living in a shithole and doing something mildly dangerous.
You have the social jobs that involves skills you don't have.
Pharmacists make not that much, compared to required schooling. If we're excluding things like investor or entrepreneurs I suppose it may be lawyer but they have a chance you'll just be a nobody making engineer tier money unless you went to an ivy or have connections. It could be some computer shit. My buddy took IT schooling last two years of high school, now fixes medical machines and is making 50k a year at 20 with no college degree. He laments that his ceiling is low, but it'll support him even if he gets married and has a kid, cause there's moderate room for growth.
>>24506304
But you only have to go to school for 4 years
How do you deal with heartbreak, /r9k/?
Feels and venting thread btw
>Be me, 18 y/o gay boy
>not a flamboyant fuck
>decently attractive, about 7
>meet a barrier breaker 8/10
>he's your jerk bf of three years' best friend
>get forced into awkward threesome
>you only feel comfortable afterwards when bf is asleep, and you and best friend go on back porch and just talk for hours.
>get number
>for months you call him at night
>you fall in love for him
>he loves you back
>but he's bi and not only that, has a committed relationship with a gf
>he gives you one last weekend. You have the first kiss with him. Its basically spent cuddling and having sex and confessing how much you love each other. You give him a flower you painted just for him.
>FML this weekend was perfect, but its awful cuz it was the "last" weekend cuz he wants to be just for his gf now.
>besides, it was too awkward how we met. Then he says something that is comforting.
>"Just think anon, there is an entire universe out there, where I am nothing but yours"
>cry eyes out for two days and even now as your writing this
I'm so fucking sad.
I have been with many people, and I've never felt like this with anyone else before. I can't believe I'm losing him. I don't want to. I want to crawl in a hole and die x'(
Bump, my friends
So far, by being extremely depressed, hugging my pillow a lot, reading/watching shoujo romances, drinking a lot, contemplating suicide every waking moment, and going to work and pretending everything is fine until I get back home.
Sorry to hear about your difficulties, gaybot.
>>24505948
*Hug* yeah....
Is this board more damaging to our mental state than it is helpful?
I mean, what are the repercussions of staying on here?
No one is ever positive. But then again, is optimism bullshit when you have to face uphill battle we do?
Is it destroying our psyche coming here?
>>24505617
R9k is full of people like you
Take that as you will
R9k won't destroy you as long as you understand when to be real and when to be a memer, and be able to distinguish real and meme in the discourse among robots
i'm just a bored chad who likes to shitpost and make fun of trannies
I was born in 1995, anyone else remember watchingand fapping tothis show every day after school? Our childhood rocked!
Truly, we had great shows like Spongebob, Drake and Josh, Liberty's Kids, iCarly, and The Sweet Life Of Zack And Cody. I remember kids in my school used to shout quotes from those shows (LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE, HUG ME BROTHA, I'M READY) and get diagnosed with ADD for it, lol. The teacher even said Gen Z kids (born post-1994) are the worst of all time, can you believe that?
Salute Your Shorts? What's that, a show about underwear? Legend of the closed temple? Sounds like Indiana jones to me.
>>24505445
i know this is like bait or whatever
but i met Mathew Underwood from this shit [Logan], nigga lives in my town
he keeps getting arrested for dumb shit
he's very cool tho
>>24505445
gen z must be the most ADD
millennials had the best childhood
>>24505445
Zoey was my waifu anon
Who /goodtasteinanime/ here?
If you are a loser who spent the entire day watching chinese cartoons, at least watch the good ones, like Tatami Galaxy, LoGH, Ping Pong, OPM, Ergo Proxy and Monster, not those shitty moeblobs about cute girls doing cute things like K-ON or Yuru Yuri.
>>24505334
ergo proxy was shit, should have at least said gits or serial experiments lain
Ergo Proxy is shit
Monster is over rated garbage.
A true anime fan gives everything a chance and forms his own opinion like I know K-on! is cute but Hidamari Sketch does it way better.
>>24505359
>lain
*tips trillby*
does this bother you ?
no, it's the betas fault if he gets in that position
>what is: Plan A Backup Plan: White Beta Male
>>24504485
yes and we both know why
>tfw every malebot you've skyped with gets bored with you and completely ignores you
>tfw it's now obvious they just try to get close enough to ask for nudes under the guise of friendship
>tfw malebots actually have the gall to say they just want to make internet friends with fembots
>>24502700
C'mon now. I mean really. Horny guys asking for a friendship with a girl? What did you expect to happen?
>implying anyone actually wants gross mentally ill dickgirl
>>24502700
you have zero personality
Anyone else hoping to fuck a hot cousin this thanksgiving?
>>24502632
no
that never actually happens friend
>tfw constantly lust for aunt and cousin
help me
>>24502632
>having hot cousins
All of mine are so old, so no.
But best of luck to you, OP.
http://www.outofservice.com/music-personality-test/
here are my results
I have no idea what literally 2/3 of those genres sound like.
>>24501243
What's with all those questions about location?
>>24501272
put neither like, or dislike
>>24501307
you can leave that part empty
it asks because it probably wants to create some statistics out of it, of how music tastes relate to personality traits
Literally why aren't you fucking fat girls?
>big tits
>big ass
>loyal
>needy
>loves sex as much as or more than you
There is literally no downside to fat girls.Unless you're gay
B-but I don't wanna puke on her during sex, anon
tried,
They but they want femmy dudes, who don't want them. Not /fit/ dudes,
Vicious cycle
Fat girls are typically bitchier than skinny, attractive ones.
Tell me about your dad.
>55
>fat
>high paying job
>generally kind
>likes beer, sports, and television
>mildly depressed
pic is of a guy who would make good dad
>>24484146
66
alcoholic since mid 20s
absent in my life except for beating the shit out of me
realized what he did after i moved out, started hating himself
i feel like shit because i forgive him and dont want him to feel so bad
i dont know what to do. i feel like it's my fault that he hates himself and i just want him to be happy and proud of me
>52
>Extremely fit, one time I saw a random stranger compliment him on his size
>Very particular and picky about things, controlling, temperamental
>Wants the best for his kids but has tended to alienate himself by being too disciplinarian and temperamental (discourages alcohol use, sex, adamantly anti-weed and obviously all other drugs)
>aircraft mechanic, no college degree
>decently smart
>politically redpilled
I love my dad but can't help but blame him for some of my psychoses and social issues. Oh well I guess I just have to overcome.
>>24484146
died eight years ago from liver failure. Mouthy piece of shit I wanted to hurt whenever he was drunk. He gave up drinking though for shooting dope, and it was a lot easier to chill with him.
ITT: Write a letter to someone that may or may not read it.
Get it off your chest here.
I'll start.
Dear girl I used to like,
My feelings for you took away a large chunk of respect I once had for myself.
However, after seeing you for the low-life whore you are, I now feel only regret.
I regret that I met you, I regret that I wasted my time trying to be the kind of person I though you'd like me to be.
Although I should let go, I'm still salty.
I feel sorry for anyone in your future that may happen to develop feelings for you, because I'm certain you will hurt them in the same way you hurt me.
Once a whore always a whore.
-anon
Dear,
please reply once more. Trust me that for all the fact that I had feelings for you, I want to be as small a presence in your life as possible. But there are things I want to tell you that I think will help you keep being the person I fell in love with. I will take care for them to take less than an hour to read.
>>24475389
Is there more of a story to this?
Dear S
I'm sorry and I miss you. I wish I could go back and start over. I wish I'd never gotten on that coach. I hope you're doing well.
Love you always
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