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>new job
>have to join a normiebook group and add co-workers
>have to consent to pictures being taken and uploaded to company page
>>24508045
make a fake account.
only add co workers.
boom.
>having a job
Get off my board normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24508045
That's stupid, but honestly, just make the account, add your ten or whatever coworkers, then never use it. No big deal.
Hey bots.
I'm currently in Europe visiting my brother for a month, and I'm not from around. I'm pretty much alone most of the time and I can't speak a lick of German, so I've just been getting around with my English. I promised myself I wouldn't be an autistic faggot and that I would fake my confidence to have a good time. Welp, I've been walking around the city and I can hardly build up the courage to even step into a restaurant. I keep to myself and still get super anxious about social situations even when they're simple. How do I enjoy myself here? There are so many nice pubs and cute girls, I feel like I'm wasting my time.
How do normies do it
>>24507970
>How do normies do it
This is the thing.
You're not a normie.
They do it easily.
>>24508051
Fuck this fucking curse. Im a bitch.
>>24508144
We all are.
The comfiest thing about being abroad is just exploring new places alone without talking to people imo
Is there any reason to date someone other than being able to get sex from them on a regular basis? I'm really at a loss as to why people enter prolonged relationships.
Answer me. I figured /r9k/ of all places would be an expert on this topic.
Final bump before I go cry myself to sleep.
Someone else to kill you I guess.
Anyone actually recovering from this place?
I'm 90% sure I'm just as retarded and as much of a social outcast as before, but in the last 2 months I've gone drinking with people TWICE. And THEY invited ME. And one of them told me that if I cut my hair and stood up straighter that I could get a girlfriend. I don't know what's happening and I don't understand if I'm gonna get Carrie-d or what.
Am I alone here?Also I'll leave if I go full normie
Please, I need advice on how to deal with this, do I leave them and sit in my room alone?
>>24507930
Youre being given a second chance, does not matter if theyre "carrying you" or not GTFO of here while you can
>>24508438
When I say Carrie-d I mean like the movie Carrie.
You know, the one where some normies pretend to be nice to an ugly girl and then publicly humiliate her because they're assholes?
What if that happens? What if I fuck it all up by acting retarded? Last time I drank with them I started talking to one of them about my insecurities...
This has got to stop.
Yeah these threads are useless. I never go in them but there is no way actual girls post there?
>>24507820
Happens no matter where you go.
These fucking leeches take everything men have and ruin it or make it about themselves.
>>24507938
10% people with penises who think they are female
10% people with penises who think its funny to pretend to be female
80% beta males who think they are one "please be my gf" away from losing their virginity
>I never eat breakfast
man i barely got enough money for having a meal everyday
>getting up in the morning
I only eat fruits for breakfast. Breakfast being the most important meal of the day is some shitty normie meme, I sure love feeling bloated first thing in the morning
why are women so degenerate, robots ? disgusting
>>24507524
They've always been this degenerate.
It's just that children these days generally don't have fathers, or their fathers have been forbidden to act like a real father would.
>>24507571
basically this
nigger mods
>>24507524
What is this pic implying?
What is that girl doing?
>your coming home and see this guy fucking your wife
how do you react?
>>24507377
Join the Dark Side.
It's like Adam and Eve, if the woman goes to the dark side the man can't be blamed for doing the same.
NiggerKill Him.JPG
>omg niggers
Can this board get some variety please?
This is reminder you all that is board is just misery comparing contest for autistic losers.
I just want to smoke a big fat bowl of weed
>>24507360
Well? Continue you faggot
That picture is from reddit
>girlfriend is religious and says it's the Christmas Fast
>she won't kiss me anymore until Christmas
>she only cooks me food that fits the fasting requirements (no meat or dairy, and no oil on certain days)
>>24507237
Fuck off, normalscum.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>24507237
>tfw no traditional Eastern Orthodox gf
You are LITERALLY living the dream.
>>24507284
She'll kiss me (not currently), but refuses to make out with me, so not really.
>just found out that apparently women also have hairy buttholes like men do
Can 3D do anything right?
>>24507197
did you also know they have hairy nipples?
>>24507233
No, what the fuck, jesus
>>24507197
think that is great?
4/5 births come with an accidental dookie.
Everytime you send her messages on Facebook, Chad and her are laughing at your pathetic attempts to try and get with her to hang our or go to the movies.
Source: Experience
>having a facebook
>talking to people
>having contacts
If you have any of these then you deserve to be played by the social game of Stacys and Chads.
>>24506996
You deserve everything you get for talking to girls or any normie in general.
>>24506996
I have a long time female friend and i'm a huge dick to her. I basically just treat her like the older sister i never had, it's pretty nice.
We're both from dead/distance families so it's nice to have someone to eat dinner with on christmas
>looking through pictures of classmates from high school/college
>see how they are enjoying life in the moment
>some are married
>some have kids
>traveling to foreign places
>friends
>and i just shitpost from my parents house
>life sucks
>no one to blame but yourself
>no one wants to help or offer support(although why would they?), only judge and point out your failures
If only life had a reset.
>>24506797
IKTF anon litteraly all my former classmates have been more successful than me, I even bumped into a classmate who now is a marine and I'm just a wage kek (I did try to join myself but got disqualified), it was so soul crushing and degrading, I've never felt so depressed driving home that afternoon
>>24507018
What did you get disqualified for?
MUSIC THREAD
============
Post music you like
Rate each others taste
No bullying!
============
Stuff I like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-CklukHoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_3YZQRNtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dhRxLgeHkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUP8npIMOQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk
I'm a really depressed faggot
>>24506607
real chill music man
I guess my thread sucks :(
>>24506749
I like the last song a lot it's really nice
ITT:weirdest stories from high school
>>24506372
They let me graduate.
>>24506372
>10th grade
>met this guy with a moustache
>think his name was Ricardo
>full autist
>fucking obssessed with Naruto, wore a cosplay under his clothes every day
>niggaidontknow.jpg
>start hanging out with because why the hell not
>he brought Naruto mangas to lunch and told me about this fucking ridiculous headcanons he made about the series
>one time he told me that Sai is a motherfucking Mexican shapeshifter
>many keks were had
>one day he gets kicked out for using a school computer to look at some obscure porn site
>never saw him again
>girl farts on me while i'm doing calc homework in class because i forgot to do it (got shitfaced drunk, alone of course)
>i shove her away
>just as i return attention back to my homework, she calls me an asshole really loudly and storms off
What the fuck was I supposed to do? Say thanks?
