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pepe is dead. his reanimated corpse dangling like a broken marionette for the normies.
thankfully wikihow art makes a great new replacement meme
>>24510397
We will never have pepe back
Why don't we make a new character?
How about a sloth guy, sloths are cool.
>>24510397
Normies may try but they cant truly steal pepe desu
The best pepes are made by robots, all normie pepes are usually not used and the normies have laud back in using pepe since Chris Harper Mercer the normie disperser shot up tgat school
I'm bored lonely and depressed so lets have a NEET/hikki thread
Blog about your shit life here, whatever you want to post
normals/women/college fags go away
My family hates me. I like you guys though.
>as a kid I was so excited to move out
>was going to move out when I turned 18 on the day and never come back
>and I was going to live on my own by myself in alaska and get huge fighting bears and chopping wood and it was going to be great
>im 25
>saved enough money to move out
>im too scared of living alone
>just thinking about being alone
>feels like my whole body shuts down
>feels like im dying
>feels like my life is over now
A few years of panic attacks like this has really opened my eyes to... humanity? Consciousness? I can logically explain my situation, logically explain why I am stressed out, I can comfortably talk about it with others, but the moment I try to move out, its all three sheets to the wind and I break right the fuck down.
Nice knowing someones helping the economy...
>tfw I'm so tired of putting on a mask in public
>tfw people start seeing cracks in the facade
Who else /livinalie/ here?
>pic related
same Op. out of curiosity, what is your lie?
>>24510183
Everybody thinks I'm the kind generous funnyman. I'm everybody's "friend" and the guy they come to when they need help or advice. They look at me and see a great person when I'm really a mess in truth.
If I help everyone, who's there to help me?
Mhh, I sometimes lie when I talk to a new person so I seem more interesting, even though I don't really do that anymore.
I "lie" to my mom that I am going to get a job. I should just tell her I am never going to and that I am not able and retarded so she stops nagging me.
>tfw no weed
>>24510055
I've smoked all my resin. Now it's charcoal. Smoked all my charcoal too. Now it's just hot air and spent butane. Fuck.
>>24510281
Im smoking my resin. got 2 fat hits so far. Pray for me /r9k/.
>>24510373
>>24510281
Worry not; the dogs and I have witnessed your suffering, and shall therefore take you higher than you've ever been.
>tfw the only people who want "bad" girls are shitty pump and dump chads
>tfw no caring and trustworthy guy will ever love you
>>24509934
Just quit being bad.
>"bad girls"
define please
I want a bad girl, but they don't want me.
>tfw no manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24509759
Have you tried any dating sites OP? Or Craigslist? Nursing schools?
>>24510761
All my charisma only exists in person. Im extremely charismatic and funny in person, but I'm dreadfully boring when it comes to electronic communication. I work at a hospital, so hopefully I'll meet a nurse with a qt daughter relatively around my age. Or there's the small chance I'll meet a qt single Filipina in one of my classesLol, I'd be lucky to even see a girl in one of my classes.
>>24509759
>forest loving
What the fuck is a forest?
Hello r9k
A question for all of you
Why do you hate women?
>>24509606
I hate everything I don't understand.Seriously, they're not bad. /r9k/ just likes blaming their own shortcomings on others.
Because they deserve to be hated.
>>24509606
I hate everyone equally
Do these people not have any shame?
>please, I'm totally a tranny, you can't deport me
>>24509537
>flagstaff
It's always those white upper middle class suburbs that are a haven for left wing ignorance and stupidity. Only in those communities can leftist delusions be entertained as opposed to an inner city black ghetto.
>>24509537
she's got a bigger neckbeard than me
Can someone recommend me a movie that doesn't have a plot theme with core female influence.
I'm not a misogynist. It just makes me inexplicably uncomfortable. I've had backlog i've been watching that made me turn stuff off completely if too much relationshit themes are interweaved.
I've been blowing through good shit, random shit.
>John Wick
>Jack Reacher
>Rounders
>Looper
Movies without a love interest that set stakes in the film
I tried watching "The Equalizer" and "The Double"
And my autism won't let me stop taking breaks when it gets too uncomfortable. I just want a nice stable movie.
I'm beggin here.
Brokeback Mountain. It's all about men mate. All about men. Nothing manlier than two men.
>>24509419
Watch My Dinner with Andre
>>24509419
i stand alone
all robots should watch it.
>tfw raised by Christian single mother being fed the story about how the bad guys go to hell and you'll go to heaven
>tfw treated like crap by fellow christians
>tfw did best to be a good person for the hell of it and never engaged in sex or anything
>tfw everyone is engaging in sex and your left out
>Ended up fucking an escort out of curiosity
>You're going to hell
>Somehow everyone is still saying Praise God
>Feel confused sad and lonely
Arcanine do you believe in God?
>>24509274
Not so much. Self-agency and morality are my compass. Those philosophers do have some pretty convincing arguments for God, though.
Salvation is through faith in Jesus Christ, not by being a good person. Read the bible.
Hell no. I don't see how anyone can look at the world around them and see a benevolent god.
>10 years ago, was still naive and full of hope
>Time flew by
>I'm older, fatter, hair is thinning
>Everyone else has moved on with their lives, even people who tormented me who got no comeuppance for their actions
>My 20's are gone, missed out on the prime of my life
>Missed out on high-school romance and sex
>Missed out on everything
>Learned far too late that video games and porn are no substitute for real life
>I am physically feeling sicker every day closer to my 30th birthday
>THAT FUCKING CHECKLIST OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU POST HIGH-SCHOOL IF YOU FAIL TO BECOME A NORMIE IS RIGHT
You can still have 30-40 productive years if you work hard.
what checklist
>>24508317
The one that shows what will happen to you in a bunch of age brackets. It's horribly accurate.
I can't find it though, maybe someone can help?
A safe space for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you, fellow black bots?
>>24508256
>TFW everyone on /r9k/ thinks that just because you're black, that you can land any white Stacy you want.
reee please fucking stop with this shit.
Can you guys do either of these dances?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
NIGGER
NIGGERBLOX
What the subject says^
>>24508041
i can see why you say that.
LITERALLY PERFECTSeriously, fuck off you nofun nazis
Been intruding my thoughts since i first saw this pic
>femanon is over 18 and STILL a virgin!
>LOL she must be mentally ill or something
>>24505471
that's not how it works cunt
>>24505493
Yeah it is.
If a woman is older than 16 and still a virgin then she's ever a deformed 2/10 or fucked in the head.
>>24505508
lel this. although men see it as a good thing, females around them think they're scum
Drinking alone edition
Who /latenightcoffee/ here?
TRIPFAGS OUT
PAKIS OUT
WOMEN OUT
>>24504547
but bro its tuesday.
