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>2015
>Still sending your kids to day prison/reeducation camp so they can be tortured by other students and the teachers under the guise of getting "educated" when literally could learn all this stuff faster and better by just using the Internet.
>>24518484
By the way a GED is just as good as a diploma.
I learned more in the the several years I've been out of schooling
I did 13 years..
>>24518521
It is Not
Learning wise it may be
Did you wageslaves enjoy your day at the wagefactory today?
No I did not ;_;
Please stop bullying us.
Wasn't bad, I drive a forklift so I get to sit all day and i usually listen to my ipod
>>24518418
I get the week off because it's a holiday, you see I don't work at the retail slave level so I get to have nice things.
>tfw forced to talk to normies
>you forget their names mid-conversation
why I dropped out of college desu.
not made for this world
>>24518360
College is a meme, you end up in debt and with no skills or anything desirable as an employee.
>>24518323
I forget peoples name like right the fuck away
Which sucks cause I wanna stalk people on facebook
I literally shake hands with them and I hear their names but right at that moment I say yes aaah yes and nod but then I immidiately forget it
how do i find gf
b3 white, rich, tall handsome and ripped
be at least 6ft tall, have 8in long thick cock, blonde, blue eyes, millionare, smart, witty and funny.
Come to Jesus and go to church. Don't go to church with the sole purpose of meeting women, because that's not a good quality to have. Go to church because you want to get to know God, and then God will send you a wife.
>tfw no gf/bf to celebrate thanksgiving with
>tfw no parents or family to celebrate with
>tfw even my roommate is going to her wife's parent's for thanksgiving
>shes even taking the dog
Who /aloneforeveryholiday/ here?
>christmas is coming
>will be all alonecrying
i just want one person to cuddle and forget all the problems with while it snows outside>im still alive>tfw too scared to end it
Don't go, anons. Please ;;
I hate the holidays.
I have no family that lives near me. I will probably working. When I do finish working I won't even be able to get a drink at a bar since they'll all be closed.
I need to go buy some cigars and beer today.
Why haven't you gotten yourself a wheelchair-bound gf?
This is Hannah. She's a real qt, but chads and normies wouldn't look twice at her because of her disability. She's a C5 quadriplegic, which means that she's paralyzed from the chest down, with no use of her hands, so she needs help for most of her daily needs. I'm sure most robots would be comfortable with assisting her with all kinds of things. I know I am.
I have about as much chance of getting a wheely gf as any other gf. Zero.
I can barely take care of myself, much less another human being
>not going full cripple
Anyone here legit lost interest in 3D women?
It has been some time since I last talked to a 3D woman who wasn't my mom, I haven't even fapped to anything but hentai, my crush is a2D girl and I don't care about 3D whores at all
What if I like 3D guys but only like 2D girls?
>>24517966
all daijobu anon-chan
>>24517947
anime characters are just plot devices, thats why they act so different to real people(that and otakus who dont know shit about human interaction are the ones making this trash)
If you like 2D girls you are just looking for a plot device to make you life seem more story-like.
all women are shit, especially pretend ones(traps, waifus and tulpas incl.)
>h-hey anon! um, w-would you, l-like, w-want to, uh, m-maybe, go s-see Star Wars w-when it c-comes o-out?
get away from me you filthy pleb
ugh
>>24517931
speak the fuck up you stuttering faggot
Fuck off cunt
/its hard enough with you posting these shit threads every fucking day
Has /r9k/ ever tried Pick Up Artist (PUA) shit?
I once read a book about how to approach women but I dont think I have learned anything useful. Maybe a bit, but it was usually about how to approach women in clubs something I never go to.
And you? Got any stories, tips, advice or what not for fellow robots who wanna escape robotness?
>>24517867
i read a book on how to be funny
it was the most boring collection of words imaginable but it taught me to toy with insecurities.
wether a women is overly prudent of hyperslutty, a modern career minded fem+ or a usless dreamer, there are insecurities that those traits entail and if you can get a laugh out of those things, she is gonna feel better about herself and maybe she might think your funny too.
this is all coming from an autistic shut-in who only talks to socially retarded girls online btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNZnWuvfNs
this video will teach you everything you need to know
you can thank me later
>>24517948
where do I find social retarded girls to talk to online?
god i would love some social retarded girls to talk to online
what are you robots drinking tonight
>>24517801
Not sure yet, something cheap
I agree with you though, I had some vodka yesterday and I was thinking
I wanna do this everyday, for the rest of my life
>>24517801
Water.
Pay check did'nt make it very far this week.
Paid neet bill. had enough for a 2 dollar bottle of vodka it did not go very far.
probably christmas ale
Am I the only person turned on by the thought of males taking female hormones?
Broken humans turn you on?
I dunno, m-maybe...
>>24517694
It grosses me out tbqh
Awww poor little stacy won't get to suck chads cock ;-;
Nah, cancer is pretty terrible. Especially at 8 years old.
>>24517654
You're taking this too far.
That girl is 8 years old. She's done nothing wrong. You do not know for a fact that she would've done anything wrong.
If she dies, she dies an innocent and you've just hated on an innocent child.
Quell that hate.
>>24517654
Are you trying to be edgy? You're a horrible person, man. She's just a kid.
So this autistic dude been approaching women in downtown LA (using terrible lines and getting rejected in 2 seconds) and all the reddit SJW are freaking out, saying he's the next elliot rodger and begging "someone" to do something about it.
He's also offering free "coaching" for the aspiring autists.
>>24517601
people are so cruel fuck this stupid earth /r9k/ should have a city just for us where no one judges cause we're all autistic losers.
The guy is a freak. So he'll be treated like a freak.
I hope he shoots them all. Filthy hypocrites. If he was attractive and muscular they wouldn't attack him because they wouldn't want to seem jealous to their peers. He's an easy target.
>titsmen
low test beta faggots who want their girls to be like their mommy, boobs remind them of the times when they sucked them as infants for milk
>assmen
high test master race, they instinctively realize a woman's ass is her most aesthetic feature, they want to dominate and conquer every nice ass they see
titsmen are children and should be on suicide watch 24h/day
>>24517552
The true patrician is a face man. The best patrician however, appreciates the best of most features.
if i had to pick one only i would pick butt though.
I prefer /mature/
assman - someone who's bought the female propaganda.
>relatives coming over tomorrow
>So what have you been doing since we last saw you, anon?
>>24517579
>are you still playing that world of warcraft game?
>don't have any relatives
feels good
