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>female vocalist comes on
>skip song
>>24523045
Why?
This comment is as original as it gets, btw bro.
>>24523045
I prefer female vocals or male + female together
>>24523045
The female voice is really only suited for certain types of songs and genres, but if the lyrics are good it doesn't matter. I guess being a male it's easier to relate to a guy singing as opposed to a chick.
Time for a comfy thread, post comfy feels etc
>mfw in bed playing pokemon and it's raining outside
I am sticking banana in my asshole while on Omegle
Such comfy feel
Alone in my room/house drinking hot chocolate in total darkness while playing Verdun.
Feels good man, it is also a grey day outside.
I am a NEET loser otherwise but now, I feel content.
>me on bus home from college
>raining outside
>big guy 4u and wearing warm coat
>student qt sits next to me
>she falls asleep
>leans into me and puts her head on my shoulder
was comfiest ive ever been, i cant imagine the comfy when you have a gf
>Measure dick
>Its 7' long by 5" wide
>Still think i have a small dick
Th-thanks porn
>>24523026
Everythings relative buddy boy
>>24523026
>5" inches wide
>not even circumference
> w i d e
>>24523026
>5" wide
is your dick a cube? or is that the circumference?
Be honest, why didn't you end up being with your oneitis?
Because I'm a pathetic excuse of a man who can't properly express his feelings for the opposite sex.
>>24523028
>/thread
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>i hate this bot
>>24522983
i don't know.
Because i hate myself
Because i'm a manlet
Because i'm not chad
Because i fail miserably in everything i do
Because i'm not older than her
Because she is my friend
Probably because i'm an inferior human being
>Be me some time ago
>Be in PE Class
>Lanklet, 5'9, 105lbs
>Playing dodgeball
>Look pretty scrawny, but i have technique
>People in my team start getting fucking anhillated
>Dumbass tall chad thinks he's the shit taking people out
>mfw motherfucker thinks he's immortal
>Comes after me, i'm the last one there
>He underestimates me and throws it straight to me chest
>Catch it, no problem senpai
>One person from my team comes back in
>FeelsGood.jpg
>Qt comes on 'Good job anon!'
>Chad-ass starts trying to taunt me
>'TRY ME, YOU SKINNY WANKER'
>Rage explodes inside
>Everybody in school hates this kid
>Spin 360 degrees to get a bit more power and fucking pelt the ball
>Power levels too fucking high
>Retard tries to jump it
>LolNope.fag
>Smashes him in the shins
>Dumbass faceplants onto the cold hard floor
>Entire team cheers
>Get compliments all day
felt good man, we won the game.
Who else managed to destroy Chad?
you did it little man.
>>24522852
You are the Chad now, Chad
>be 5'4 turbomanlet
>some chad gets drunk and starts making fun of my height
>I'm pretty drunk too
>get to the point where my inner manlet rage comes out
>grab baseball bat
>hit him across the face with it
>I'm too short so I only hit his jaw
>jaw broken in five places, his TMJ is fucked
>jaw wired shut for like six months
>his face will be forever fucked because of me
>end up going to prison for two years
>forced to get swole in prison so I won't get raped
>apparently have really good proportions, and get easy manlet gainz
>have prison tattoos
>tfw my life is better now than it would've been thanks to getting sent to prison
Thanks chad
Look who finally came out of his room!
So anon, do you have a girlfriend?
>>24522813
where do you keep getting these pictures?
>>24522813
What makes you think a robot's family isn't as dysfunctional as he is? I doubt the majority of people here can relate to this.
>>24522813
"Yeah, she's sweet and gentle, she also has a very girly dick. Pass me some food familios, all those mutual hjs sure do work up an appetite."
>Site that delivers McDonald's in the UK doesn't accept orders until 18:00
>Wait until 18:00
>Now it's telling me that there are no restaurants available in my area for orders today
>Find another site that delivers
>They stop taking orders at 18:00
Please post cute girls to cheer me up.
Robots, please... I need this.
>>24522652
>delivers McDonald's in the UK
What? You mean just England right? That sounds sweet..
This is an original text
>"Hey anon, why don't you take your shirt off?"
Fuck you cunts, I'll wear whatever I want.
>I sunburn easily. Melanoma isn't something I joke about. But forget about that, who wants another shot?
And that is how you defuse the situation, retards.
>because i'm not a massive slag like you
I work at a nursing home and most of the patients are white. White people just dump their parents here and never see them again. I had a patient call her daughter begging to come home and her daughter said "PLease stfu mom!im at work! Stop fucking calling me mom!"
>>24522534
White people are ruthless. And generally we don't form strong familial or community bonds like minorities do.
>>24522534
Those old people dumped into nursing homes are the same people who kicked their children out when they graduated from high school. The irony is lost on them because their memory is worse than they realize. Baby boomers are just as entitled as millenials.
>>24522706
You should take care of them anyway
>Thanks for driving me to Chad's house anon. You're such a great friend.
>>24522529
>No problem. Can I stay and watch?
t. your average robot
Can I lick sperm from dripping pussy when chad bust nut then take care of kids?
One time I was the Chad in this story.
I felt really bad for the guy who drove her to my place. Week later I dumped her because of that.
Is alcohol good? I want to see what all the fuss is about.
What's the point of drinking? Is it the drunk feeling? Is that why people become alcoholics?
>>24522495
I like the taste of beer and wine.
I like the warm relaxing buzz that drinking gives. It's soothing and comforting. I drink mostly out of boredom.
>What's the point of drinking? Is it the drunk feeling?
Yes
> Is that why people become alcoholics?
No, that's because alcohol is an addictive substance.
Certain alcohols complement the flavors of certain foods.
It enhances the experience of eating even further.
Red wine and steak, IPA beer with anything savory, etc etc.
She's 12, I'm 19. I've been bullying her for the past 2 years, and have only realised it now. She's kind of chubby, and likes anime, and isn't very social. She's not very hygienic. She doesn't wash her hair frequently and has a noticeable body odour. She has no hobbies other than minecraft and watching minecraft gaming channels and this one vlogger called danisnotonfire.
I've always been pointing out her weight, whenever she's eating something unhealthy i'd always tell her that she's only going to get fatter, or i'd make munching sounds. I'd point out that she smells bad and should shower more (keep in mind that she's 11-12 when i say these things), or i'd indirectly say something like "oh boy it sure does smell in here". I take the piss out of the youtubers that she watches and the fact that she plays minecraft, Also, our older sister moved out recently and they were quite close, much closer than i was to her. My parents argue a lot, and i mean pretty much everyday, which leaves my mother in tears; a sight my sister oftentimes has to witness.
All this has made my sister extremely anti social. She spends the majority of her spare time in her room, by herself, on her iPad. Half an hour ago she was eating some chocolate, and i told her how fat she's going to get, and how she's never going to get a bf(i say this a lot to her). She left the living room and went to her room, My father heard this and told me that i need to fucking stop because i'm really fucking up her mental state. Upon hearing this i went up to my room and cried. I felt horrible, and it hit me that i'm probably the reason why my sister is as close to a fembot as one can get. I feel terrible. i've never noticed that i was bullying her, and the times when she told me she hates me i thought she wasn't serious. how do i stop bullying her?
You're a terrible older sister to her. Go apologize now.
don't
this is gender equality in action
she needs to grow a fucking spine and deal with it
just like we had to
>>24522448
Have sex with her
sexwithherblox
>songs only fembots would understand
https://youtu.be/oKFpsKtvJaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO72wNwmPSc
>>24522425
FEMALES. CAN'T. BE. ROBOTS.
FUCK OFF ALREADY.
>Hey anon! When are you gonna bring a girlfriend over for Thanksgiving?
>not responding
>only says "you'll see" with a mysterious / funny look
>several hours later cries while sleeping, think about what brings me to this situation
>>24522226
Where are you getting these pics?
>>24522226
nah she's spending thanksgiving with familly
>tfw just received this before I was blocked
Hey there... I'm sorry, but I don't really think I should have friends anymore. I really liked you though, and I won't ever forget you. You were really nice and kind, you should have found someone else. I'm not leaving you for another person, I'm removing everyone. Sorry, but don't worry about me please, you did everything right that you could have. I really enjoyed being your friend while I could.
Sounds like a suicide note senpai
>>24522244
Im scared that it is that
RIP op's friend ;_;7
![Thanksgiving-Dinner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l29JWTN.jpg "Thanksgiving-Dinner[1]")
