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Why couldn't the guy who was actually from /r9k/ be as entertaining as Elliot Rodger? From what we can tell he was just a boring edgelord
>>24530741
Don't worry anon, I have a feeling you'll like the new guy even more than the supreme gentleman
There's nothing to suggest this guy was actually on r9k. The only link was that the post happened to say 'northwest', a fucking huge region; and the promised happening thread wasn't posted
I remember this guy posting on a thread about people who are happy with how they look but gave up. What did he do?
What are the necessary criteria of a feminine penis?
Must be attached to a qt.
>>24530711
Am i gay if this turns me on?
>>24530711
Mental illness and degenerate faggots like you to enable it.
Anyone else feel like it's only a matter of time before they kill themselves?
I don't know if I can handle another summer.
>feel
no anon, i know
I'm afraid of death, but sometimes I think that's my only option.
> Real life is not like an anime.
It is in Japan. At least outside of Tokyo.
> Real life is not like a hentai
>>24530684
>being angry and angsty will never be cool
Would it be autistic if I enjoyed tasting my own poop?
I mean, I don't actually eat it, I eat normal foods every day but usually when I finish pooping I just scrape a bit of the poop laying in the toilet and taste it, it usually has different flavors depending on what I ate / if I'm sick / etc. I started doing it 4 years ago when I was 16 and haven't stopped still, nobody knows this little hobby of mine of course, I also have a normal life and a job.
To each their own. It does not make you autistic.
It does not make you autistic. But I'm betting you're autistic you deviant.
There's nothing wrong with drinking your own piss, but eating your poop is just wrong.
I just found out i have lung cancer and have 10 months, maybe 12, to live.
Why does this happen to me?
What have i done to deserve this?
Did you smoke or something?
>>24530566
my parents did allot when i was young
>>24530532
you posted frogs, anon. You posted facebook frogs.
I've met an IRL equivalent of Christ-chan who aside from being devout is also pretty socially awkward.
I must make her mine, /r9k/. I marshalled my courage and kicked off this conversation.
It ended just the way you see in the picture about 3 hours ago.
What did I do wrong?
>>24530470
>i hop in every night
the autism is so much it hurts, u should had said
>wait, are you saying i don't look like a virgin?
and them said you are looking for a decent girl to marry, not to pump and dump used trash
>>24530470
I don't see anything glaringly wrong on your part, OP. It may come as a shock but sometimes people just aren't in the mood to be flirted with, or aren't in a place where they want to start a relationship.
>>24530543
>Hi, you looked cute yesterday. I'm so surprised that you don't think I look like a virgin! By the way, I'm looking for a decent girl to marry and have zeroed in on you.
No chaosoverlord, you are the autism.
I just got off the phone with my best friend from high school. We went to different colleges. He joined a frat and fucked more than a dozen women, tons of friends, etc.
For the most part, I remained a loser, very few friends, spent all my time studying or shitposting. I'm getting my masters now while he works a shit job as a telemarketer. In the back of my mind, I always told myself I was better than him because I got a high paying job in a lucrative field.
But, fuck me, listening to him tell stories of meeting beautiful women at parties, making tons of friends, fucking lots of girls... It all makes me realize I'm a fucking nobody. I'm a loser. I loathe myself.
Idk sounds like you made the right decision, you'll see that 10 years down the road when desperate bitches are literally throwing themselves at you..
>>24530468
except he missed out on prime pussy when it was ripe for the picking
You could do it, too. Get fit and somehow start meeting women at occasions.
Become a normalfag, OP. I believe in you.
Who /shit relationship with father/ here? Feels fucking bad man, especially when you want to change it but somethings holding you back.
My dad was an absentee father and knows it. He's said as much. But we just don't have much to talk about, plus he's getting old and has all kinds of weird issues that drive people insane, me included, so it's hard to spend time with him.
>>24530424
>ITT red flags
>>24530473
No one makes it out of childhood unscathed in one way or another.
Everyone is a red flag imo
>very active thread
>post in it
>thread instantly fucking dies forever
MAKE IT STOP
>>24530265
>thought provoking witty post
>...
>obvious bait
>01212121>113141141>124141235>12414124>12412412>12412413>1241341234>1413414
>have decent conversation with an anon
>thread randomly dies
>>24530265
Just because iktf, ill bump your thread from page 9
I need some advice.
My gf's 5 year high school reunion is this weekend, and she decided to go to it. However, she says she doesn't want me to come with her. She says that it's only for reunion members, and that she just wants to hang out with her old friends from high school.
I want to go with her because I want to meet all of her old friends. Also, she had two boyfriends in high school, and I'm a little bit paranoid about that. Problem is that she keeps insisting on going alone, and another problem is that it's more than a two hour long drive (she'll be staying with her parents over the weekend.)
What should I do?
Drop her. Don't become a kek
>>24530241
You should go without her knowing, and spy on her!
>>24530570
that would be a violation of her trust though
>Now what you have in the case of 4chan is a macabre expression of ideology similar to Yugoslavia in the 1980s. If you have not heard of the lasting fashion, like Pepe the scatological toad in which past visions of uber and undermen are sublimated in a surreal manner, you are told to go to ray-did or tumbler because you aren't part of the tribe and commune and so on and so on. *sniff* There is an old east German joke in which an engineer gets sent to Siberia and he tells his friend beforehand that in his letters all that is true will be written with blue ink and all that is not with red and so in the first letter what is written on red is that how great the Gulag is and how they get new clothes and women and so on - in red ink. Only thing that is missing is blue ink. If we see this in the case of 4chan *sniff*, this is precisely the case. We have all the red ink we want - mehmehs, endless jokes and freudian ironies which go a long way to show us a creative and modern man. But there are no memes to show the true pain, the truth of 4chan which is that it does not hate the Other, but rather, itself to the point of it unable to consider crippling solitude without turning it to a joke of having "no gf" or drawing a comic of two fellows you have here in the illustration. These men eat up ideology, shit ideology and make nonsensical machines out of ideology so that they don't see ideology, but an entertaining process of alienation and so on.
Is he right?
meme-philosophy belongs on /lit/.
Maybe it's time for me to go.
See you space cowboy...
sleep tight commer
Today's thread is about sex.
So ask me anything pertaining to sex.
I will be on for the next hour or so, answering and helping all your robots. I always answer truthfully and do not judge or kek.
how do I give a proper blowjob?
My boyfriend's penis is big and I gag easily. I have a small mouth. I can only get his head and an inch of it into my mouth. however, once it's in my mouth I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Hello, Fagbot here.
Theres one cute twink I could probably fuck up the ass, but im really scared ill get shit on my dick
>wot do?
What do you find most enjoyable about sex?
D-E-S-I-G-N-A-T-E-D
>>24530065
S-H-I-T-T-I-N-G
G-R-O-U-N-D-S
>>24530065
PRESERVED
POOPING
PARKWAYS
>>24530102
that's it. I'm done with 4chan for tonight. wtf.
Tfw too intelligent to believe the 4chan meme that Jews are evil
Not intelligent enough to realize it's not a 4chan meme though
>>24530010
I was thinking of having a tshirt made. It would have the swiss flag with the mountain dew logo underneath.
it's a meme that far precedes 4chan my bluepilled gentile friend
people have hated the jew ever since he emerged from that desert hole all those thousands of years ago
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