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Has anyone else suddenly started thinking way more about sex than usual?
Im a virgin and a few weeks ago I didn't give a shit about sex or women, but now I just want to stick my dick in some female. What the hell? I wasn't even like this in high school.
Help me out /r9k/ with some civil discussion.
>>24534989
It happens every once in a while. Either act on it and get laid out wait till it passes.
>>24534989
Holy shit!
Do you know that girl in the picture?
A few years ago i was pretending to be chad and got her number via her vampirefags account, i then sent all of the nudes she had been sending me to some stranger on omegle through kik.
Are you that guy?
>>24534989
Yes, I have. I'll probably go see a hooker soon. There's an ad for a 40 something asian lady that seems pretty good.
>be me
>be 18
>have dogfriend since 6 years old
>dogfriend follows me around everywhere I go even if just going to the kitchen for mad PB sandwiches
>dogfriend becomes attached to me more than anyone else in the family
>sleeps at the foot of my bed
>I teach dogfriend cool trix like hide and seek and shake hands
>does goofy shit
>2012 dad man and I painting fence, dogfriend tracks her paws through the tray and runs up the stairs to front door
>paw prints permanently painted on stairs
>whole family laughs and decides to leave it because it's funny
>flash forward to September 2015
>13 years old still acting puppy mode
>dogfriend gets hematoma on her chest
>lump grows a a golf ball size erryday
>dogfriend starts wheezing more and more
>not so energetic
>chest lump so big she can't walk
>dad man takes her to the vet
>"we have to operate immediately"
>waiting at home all day until vet days dogfriend can come home
>6pm dad man goes to pick her up from the vet
>stand in the driveway for an hour waiting for him to bring her home
>dad man gets out of car
>only time I've ever seen him tear up
>"she died"
>"the surgeon was cleaning her up, in between the time I got there and when they called me in, she passed away"
>worst feels of my life
>feel worse losing best dogfriend than losing family
>sit on front steps and feel hard
>see paw prints
>choke up.
Dogfriends are robots best friend.
>>24534574
Sorry man, I miss my dog so fucking much.
It hurts.
>>24534574
That was a beautiful story anon. Your dog was extremely cute, sorry bro.
>>24534574
Hard times man
>this is what feminism has become
I always though free-bleding or complaining about "man-spreading" were the lowpoints of feminism.
>>24533635
>>this is what feminism has become
>implying this hasn't always been the state of women
Yeasties
Women are just yeasties.
Feminist are the yeastiest
>>24533635
>tfw eating garlic bread
I just threw up a little
What are some good natural antipsychotics? Please no /adv/ they are so slow. Or something good for the brain that isn't fish.
Morphine
>>24534210
I doubt so. Or is it?
>>24532900
meditation
positive reinforcement, thinking and general optimism
socializing
balanced diet and exercise and restful sleep
sunshine, fresh air and occasional change of scenery
wisdom, sensibility, moderation and discipline
all natural
MOMMY TIME
Alright man far out
>>24532741
>tfw actually look forward to these threads now
what have you done to me
>>24532741
This belongs in >>>/b/egone
What's up robots
I'm drunk and posting with trip for the first time in almost 5 months
hold up
i dunt beleev it.
>>24532254
hey egg I think that haircut suits you p well
>>24532254
timestamp or you're not eggman
>no thanks, I'll have a water
Is there anything that can't be fedora shamed at this point?
>>24530835
Alphas.
>>24530835
drinking fresco
What is your Sexual Market Value?
there's no hard science to human behavior
>tall
>handsome
>thin
>no status
>no friends
>no gf
>no fwb
>no guts to approach roasties on the streets
2 dollars
Like a 4
Making a thread because no one else will
>Autosaging after 270 posts
Wew lads, wew
>>24523978
>he doesn't know about the Jantiturds throwing fits.
can i repost my feels from last thread please?
TildeAnon if you're here..
>>24523260
I dunno man
I mean, I've got a comfy career doing something i enjoy doing but that's all i've got
Obviously i've got a nice family around me but i've got no friends, don't do anything outside of work.
I'm just bored of it all.
And it may be obvious with you guys saying "just go out and do something" but i don't know what to do.
Have you ever pretended to be a girl online for free stuff?
>>24538002
do u really think that's us? lol
talking about the steambeta
Jesus Christ those boys in the pic are so pathetic.
Yes and I got Fallout 4 for free
STOP RESISTING THE NARRATIVE, GOYIM!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO KILL WHITE RUSSIANS FOR THE BELOVED BROWN TURKS?
DON'T YOU STAND BY YOUR ALLIES?
I'm too busy racemixing
you old farts are done. you used to be the sharpest tools in the shed, but no longer.
u still have your wealth though, enjoy
Slavs aren't my fucking brothers or anything, man. Fuck those sub-whites. (But seriously fuck Turkey for shooting down a plane (which was doing stuff that you and your allies supported) with hardly any warning or provocation).
>tfw nearly sprained my wrist opening a jar
I wish I was born a male
D E B
E
B
>>24537978
>nearly sprained my wrist
Either b8 or you have serious problems
just go lift weights sista
Who /high/ here?
I'm trying to ration my remaining supply so I'll have some for tomorrow. Thanksgiving is the best day to have munchies on.
But I have more coming Friday so I'll be good if I can save this gram for tomorrow. What about you robots?
DUDE WEED LOL
I'm saving my sugar cane for tomorrow's work day at the restaurant i. Sure u can do it too...
If you try...
> yfw
I have tests tomorrow which means just caffiene and studying tonight.
I bought a mflb vape, still doesn't compare to a bong but dat godly weed conservation. I literally make my weed strech 3x longer than just smoking it, I usually go through a 1/4 every two weeks, I've had 1/4 last me almost 2 months now.
how2adderall
Doctors keep giving me antidepressants but I want stimulants.
>>24537596
man, some days i wish that was still me. I hated the side effects, but it seems like everything was a lot more even when I was on those meds.
Very few doctors will give you uppers for depression. That's off label and last resort type stuff. Your only real shot to get stimulants is ADD. So get really acquainted with the symptoms and try to pull that off I guess.
>have ADD
>adderall does nothing for you
Do I have to take meth to experience what adderall is like for normies?
Post what's getting you down right now. What you're most embarassed of in your life. Something you're insecure about.
Others judge, offer advice, mock, whatever. I feel like torturing myself.
>First gf fucked my best friend
>Second gf was different
>Spent three years with her
>Saw her grow into an amazing woman
>I stayed the same
>I would do nothing for days on end, only break the monotony for school and to do things for/with her
>I fell into a period of numbness which she tried to snap me out of
>On her bd i resolved to change, gave her the present she wanted
>That night she goes to a party with friends, I go somewhere else
>Next day she says a guy kissed her and she liked it
>Took her back, everything good for a while
>Christmas break approached, she starts talking with some guy
>Not even a week after I'm gone she's fucking him
>Lies about fucking him, wants me to forgive her
>STILL do, spend some tense months. It's hell but I'm completely numb at this point
>We finally break up, still fuck.
>I move out of town just to get away from her
>She says she's dating someone, ask if it's the guy
>She says it's not
>Just today I found out it is, and she lied out of pity
>Since the beginning it was out of pity, and not coming off as the bad guy
>I was keked and all her friends new and I was there smiling like an idiot all those times
>Both women I've been with have eventually treated me like shit
>Worst part is, I can see why they did it, and what's wrong with me
>At this point I can't do anything but be mad at myself.
>I'm 25 and not gonna make it.
>plan on suicide if I fail this semester
>super worried about all this other shit I have to do for school
>guy I have a crush on is still in love with his cunt ex girlfriend
>still find most videogames boring, barely have energy to post on the Internet
Whee
>>24537494
It sucks that he won't go gay for you, anon.
>>24537446
Deep shit f@m I love you tho no lie even if I don't know who you are tbqh
