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LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
i've never given anybody my heart
>>24540302
Me neither, I need that for living.
>>24540297
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY
>tfw literally cumming inside a qt white pussy less than 5 hours ago
>tfw gf at the airport visiting home and I'm going to cheat on her on Tinder because she'd rather spend Thanksgiving with her family than with me
What a way to start the holidays.
>>24540207
Okay first things first why did you post a koala
>>24540243
Because I reformmated my laptop and the penguin image that I was going to use gave me the duplicate file error
>>24540252
What the fuck you nigger
What's the difference between /pol/ and /r9k/?
>>24540199
/pol/ is Russia
/r9k/ is ISIS
>>24540202
Does that mean /b/ is America?
/pol/ has more girls than on /r9k/
Why do NEETs make 50 threads a day on here?
I thought the NEET lyf wasn't being a piece of shit?
>>24540138
Posting here is pure bliss OP. Nothing quite as good as posting here, it is life itself.
>>24540138
Because they can't talk for shi irl
It takes 10 seconds to post a thread. In that post, you can say anything, including being a sockpuppet by pretending to be a NEET who is depressed, or a NEET being happy about not being a wageslave. As the saying goes:
>The internet said it, therefore, it's true.
Every time I see this faggot's face I can't help but sympathize with ISIS. Civilization has been taken too far when there's so much comfort, resources and safety that genetic trash like him is allowed to survive.
Yes, wealth and progress are important, but they're not important enough to allow humanity to degenerate as a species and produce garbage like him.
>>24540046
Wanna punch the shit grin off his fat face.
Let's kill the eggman. I am the walrus.
>>24540046
how can one be both Black-Pilled and RANDOM-XD ?
it ain't right
>tfw you realize that she isn't even that special and that you hardly know her and that you aren't really in love with her but in love with love, in love with the idea of being in love and imagine that she and her love could save you...
>tfw you realize that she isn't even that special and that you hardly know her and that you aren't really in love with her
your 3 steps away from being a normie
When she shows you kindness, it's the kindness that she displays towards everyone else.
Or worse, it's the kindness she only displays to those she feels are beneath her.
>>24539895
>tfw even if you get together with her it'll never last because you have nothing to keep here there
Holy shit I feel so fucking good right now guys.
I don't know how, but some banging hot asian/hispanic chick started dancing with me at a concert and I got to grind and kiss her. I don't understand how it happened, but she chose me out of hundreds of shirtless chads on the dance floor.
I feel like a million freaking bucks right now guys!
>pic related
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
try having sex you fucking mongrel
Any chads here tonight?
Where do I put my hands on her. On several occasions, she'd grab my hands, but I couldn't tell where she wanted me to place them because we were both moving and dancing.
>>24539861
this isn't because you were brave enough to go outside, it is because you are not hopelessly autistic
you are not a robot, you are a temporarily inconvenienced normy
I am just finishing my second bottle of wine of the night and eyeing the third.
It hasn't stopped hurting.
Why won't it stop.
what hurts anon
>>24539830
Being drunk just makes me feel more feels desu
Bought a 20-pack yesterday morning. Came back from the store two hours ago and bought another 20-pack. Was the same cashier. I'm ashamed.
I just drank a bottle of wine too anon.
I drink to feel think there is something siginificant happening in my life and that it matters.
I hope you are doing okay,.
>http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/rendezview/why-the-childless-should-pay-for-my-kids/story-fnpug1jc-1227622960030
As if being a virgin wasn't torturous enough, now some whore from Australia is suggesting that childless people PAY for HER kids.
These people are so far gone, the only thing that will fix them is a bullet through the skull.
>>24539776
post moar of them elliots pls
>>24539776
NEETs do not pay for other peoples kids anon.
you do compete for government money though.
>>24539806
Rare elliots now?
(NAH)
CUPS WID DA ICE
N WE DO DIS
ERRYNITE
THRO' SUM MO'
>>24539780
SLIM JIMMY!
YEAH,
HI BYE HATER
I FLOOD THE CLUB WITH PAPER
Just looked em up and listened to their biggest hit. If one of those two nogs actually writes that shit, he could become a seriously great composer with some education.
>tfw you will never rape, cut open and dismember a qt3.14 as she orgasms on your cock
>>24539727
yeah i have a lot of repressed mental issues too OP
>hey guys i'm pretty edgy and gonna pretend to like guro :^)
>>24539844
Not op, but fuck you. I get so turned on by this stuff.
>getting ready to fap
>cat comes and lays on my lap
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Then I throw her off and she keeps coming back. I just want to fap in peace without her swatting at my hand as it furiously strokes.
>>24539628
Every time. Either that, or she's staring at me really close, intrigued
>>24539661
My cat was sleeping on the other side of the room for about an hour or so. Then all of a sudden I start looking at porn and she comes walking over then plops down right on my nuts. Come on, man.
Wouldn't want to cum on cat
>tfw the dxm, spice, codeine, alcohol and valium hit you
Who here /2high4life/?
Dxm...
> tfw just remembered "robo trips"
> dextromethorphan
Swallowed a 15 mg oxy, snorted a bag of heroin, and sipping on a cold beer.
Life is good.
>dxm + spice
legit
>dxm + codeine
good luck, you must have a tolerance to one of these substances or you aren't taking very much of the other
>dxm + alcohol
see above
>dxm + valium
see above
>dxm + codeine + alcohol + valium
you're gonna puke or die or both, OR you are an addict with high tolerances, OR you barely took any of most of those. Since you put dxm first and it's the cheapst I'll just assume you took a bunch of dxm and sprinkled other drugs on there.
PCE
I'm supern drunk right now and I don't want to havea hangover tpomorrow what do? drink a lot of water?
>>24539468
yup
also call a hooker and get some coke
Yeah, try drink like 2 or 3 bottles of water.
Usually I'll also stay awake until I'm sober-ish and I'll wake up feeling better than what I would if I went straight to sleep.
keep drinking so you never have a hangover
Where my fight bros at? Martial arts / combat sports is truly the most robot of sports.
>>24539429
right here bruv
whats a good boxing match/fight where a southpaw gets lit up?
Do you actually train/fight OP?
I don't know about you, but learning how to fight and defend yourself, knowing that you could hold your own against most Chads out there has to do wonders for your confidence. It would probably make you a Chad.
>>24539493
I'm a competitive kickboxer, well, competitive insofar as I'm going for my first ammy fight in a few months. It really has turned my life around in many aspects
